the-unbeauty-queen
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Joined 03-08-08, id: 1519780, Profile Updated: 07-14-12
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Name: Renetta

Nick-names: Rini-chan, Rini, Netta, Netty, Retta, Retty, Bunny, Sugar, Baby

Age: 20,000 years old (claims to be 21)

Discrib: very, very short, too damn-skinny, long dark curly brunette hair, freckles covering every inch of pale skin and green eyes (might be concidered

pretty if i didn't look 9)

Bio: I attend UCLA as an Art Education Major (yes, one day I may be teaching your children. Scary, Isn't it?),

I read too many books, I drink too much coffee and I smoke too damn much to be healthy, yet my

friends still claim I'm the "fun, witty, snarky bitch who's everybody's best friend because she gives f*cking good advice" - their words not mine. I'd

describe myself as a weird, quirky person who needs to stop day-dreaming and pull her face out of her sketch-pad every once and awhile.

Info: I am an OCCATIONAL, IRRATIONAL writer. I could start writing one thing one day and drop it the next and completely lose interest. I enjoy

reading fiction more then writting it.

Beta Info: I BETA!!! woo! I love beta-ing and enjoy reading the works of others. It's not in my nature to lie and I will be harshly honest with you

about your work. if you need a beta contact me!!

Explaination for the user name: My mother was a beauty queen and won like a zillion shows and now she parades me around them like a pony.

well not so much anymore now that i've joined the drama team (as crew, assitant-director and actress), speech team, and the nose

piercing and blue streak in my hair (that she just LOVED) probably helped. ;) i really hated beauty shows and I'm very ashamed of the awards I've

won. Because, honestly? I don't feel those stupid awards make me "beautiful" plus the name UN-beautyqueen sounded cool.

Fav pairings:

Severus / Harry

Draco / Harry

Light / L

Sasuke / Naruto

Sebastion/Ciel (from Black Butler)

Claude/Alois (from Black Butler II)

Alois/Ciel (Alois is clearly Ciel's foil because he complements his personality)

Zack/Cody (from Suite Life series...don't look at me like that...don't knock it till you try it -.- i'm not proud of it)

and sadly, Eddy/Edd (where I got the inspiration to look it up idk. but I enjoy it)

Now for fun stuff!!! --

If you have ever spent an entire day just thinking, paste this in your profile.

If you are a complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

40 Things about me! (A questionnaire I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Um, on the top?

2. What is your favorite possession?

My laptop

3. Do you own a gun?

Nope!

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

GET THE F*CK AWAY!! THERE'S A RESTRAINING ORDER FOR A REASON!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

They don't scare me!

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

I don't really have one.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee

9. Can you do a push up?

Yep

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Mostly

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My lip ring

12. Do you take painkillers?

Don't need em

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I have no idea. When people have crushes on me, the first thing I always think is, Why?!

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

N...Oh My God look at that!!!!

15. What's your name?

Renetta

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

1) so sleepy...must sleep...dammit can't sleep 2) how late is starbucks open 3) where the f*ck is my cigerettes?

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

hair dye, a book (new copy of "the great gatsby" mine is past the point of no return), and an itunes card

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

coffee, vanilla coke, and tea

19. Current worry?

none. i'm pretty content.

20. Current hate?

stupid women who throw themselves at MY husband

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

My room, or Barns and Noble

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

Sparkling apple cider and staying up till seven in the morning

23. Where would you like to go?

England, Japan and New York.

25. What shirt are you wearing?

My husband's nike sweatpants and a grey tank-top that shows to much cleavage

26. Favorite color(s)?

green. i really, really love green.

27. Are you Single?

nope, married

28. Do you sing in the shower?

sometimes

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

A storage room in my house's basement

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

winnie the pooh sheets

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

I broke my leg falling of a stage at a beauty contest

32. Who is your loudest friend?

Brenly

33. Who is your most silent friend?

Wrenn

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

Yeah, and he has for years, but I just don't like him that way.

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

and airplanes...

36. What is your favorite candy?

Lollipops

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

Rasons to love you - Meiko

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

Heavy in your arms - Florance and the Machine or maybe anything by Sonic Youth, something kinda sad but with a good beat

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Writing and mulling stuff over in my head.

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

I didn't sleep last night, so I never woke up... that sounds creepy, huh?

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Fifteen by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Fifteen is by far the low point of my life thus far. There are plenty of things that I could probably name to explain why it's so horrible, but I think there's only one word I need to say to really sum it up: Puberty. PhineasxFerb. Now a series.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,618 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Phineas, Ferb]
Empty Apartment by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
AU. The Turnpike Tavern is like home to Ferb. It's the perfect place for smoking, drinking, and everything else the young Brit enjoys. His life may seem like a long downward spiral, but he's content. At least he says he is. Phineas is living the high school dream. He's at the top of his class, has the perfect girlfriend, and plenty of popularity. He says he's happy. He's lying. PxF
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 126,497 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Phineas, Ferb]
Two Sides by catharticdeficit reviews
Kyoya’s son wants Haruhi as his new mother and Kyoya is at a loss. But Haruhi has come back to Japan for one purpose, and it isn’t to play mommy with the Ootori heir.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,381 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Same Time Next Week by o-seastarved reviews
"I actually came out here to be alone." "Yeah. Me too." But he made no effort to move. [ A met in the laundry room at 1am College AU. Alternatively, Clarke and Bell get off by annoying each other and many complications arise outside of the laundry room! ]
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,859 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.] Octavia B., Raven R.
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Say You Love Me by Lola Little reviews
AU Lord Snape gets more than he bargained for when he stops to repair his carriage at the Dursley estate. Deaf and horribly abused, Harry Potter has lived a nightmarish life. Can Severus help the boy and still manage to keep his desires in check? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,514 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Like a Virgin by Waybackintheday reviews
Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they're in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,444 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Devil's Trill by Le KING reviews
L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,254 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Light Y., L
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ugly by Blaithin-mae reviews
The day he saw them, naked limbs twisted together and his little dark haired cousin writhing beneath the blond boy was the day Dudley realised that some pretty things could be ugly. Draco/Harry. Onesided Dudley/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,147 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Selfishness Runs in the Family by miotracara reviews
Kyouya may realize that it's selfish to want Haruhi's attention for himself but then again, he is an Otori. Forgive me if I take some of the background knowledge of the anime for granted, some spoilers too.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,646 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Oh, Bollocks by Mothball-Milkshake reviews
Harry recklessly visits Hogsmeade to drown his sorrows after a disastrous Quidditch game, and end up doing something he'll regret. H/D Preview - “M-Malfoy!” he hissed. “What the Hell are you doing in my bed?” “This isn’t your bed, it’s my bed…”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happy Ending by pleiades007 reviews
Scorpius stays at the Potter's while his parents are away caring for his sick aunt. PG-13 now but has is rated for later chapters. JKR has all the rights. Albus P/Scorpius M
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Storybook Symphony by Silver Simplicity reviews
L is a famous author living at a university that Light just happens to attend. When L saves Light from a hoard of girls and wants something in return, what will happen between them?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,788 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
The Prince And The Fox by Smex Lemur reviews
His biggest wish was to help the Prince, but how could he do that when he was a fox? Your deepest desires can be fulfilled though... and that's exactly what happened to him. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,811 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Little Rose
My OC character's Azza Youngblood's stuggle with past and recent demons as she follows Harry's life, and works as an assistant for Snape. SS/HP DM/OC past AM/OC Rated T for language and because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,616 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Wedding Day reviews
Harry's marring Ginny after Breaking-up with Draco. Can he go though with it? warnings: Slash and kissing. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wake up call reviews
Naruto wakes up and doesn't know were he's at! When he runs into his secret love things become clearer. As emotions are reconized they build a family together. NO Mpreg! Sasunaru. Yaoi. Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I'm Sorry, I love you reviews
Snape muses on his life with lily and how his love for her effected his life. Snape/Lily Warnings: Spoilers for the last 2 HP books. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The night that changed it all reviews
Oneshot Sasunaru AU Yaoi One night 2 best friends gets drunk and admit their feelings will this change anything?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What a broken ankle can lead to reviews
Naruto's sister brakes her ankle and Naruto befriends her doctor and he takes them to meet Sasuke, the model that Naruto has been crushing on for years. Oh good god...What could this lead to besides chaos?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Teme and Dobe reviews
my second fic! Sasuke has been ignoring Naru-chan and it's hurt both of them. yaoi. SasuNaru. new chapter coming.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Psssst reviews
Sasuke ponders own thoughts. Descibes Naru-chan. light Sakura bashing. my first. oneshot. yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete