![]() Hola peeps who for some reason decided to check out the world's most boring-est profile. I might write stories later but now I'm just too lazy. Name: uhh...Sami or Samin one of those will do just fine I beilieve Age: From the ages of 5-20 Birthday: 9-29-The year I was born. Zodiac Sign: Cat cuz I don't wanna be no rat no more. Fav. Anime/Manga: Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Hana Kimi, Peach Girl, Fruits Basket, Code Geass:Lelouch of the Rebellion, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Azumanga Daioh, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai, and Naruto. Fav. Books/Series: Tuck Everlasting, Got Fangs?, Series of Unfortunate Events, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, Warrior Princess, Graceling, Harry Potter series, Maximum Ride series(5th book was OOC 6th book coming out-so excited kinda), and Vampire Academy series (this is the most amazing seiries ever, if you haven't read it then READ IT NOW!!) Fav. Movies: Harry Potter series, Apollo 13, Scary Movie 3, and a bunch of others that I forget Fav. Video Games: Kingdom HeartsII, Super Smash Brothers Melee, and Super Smash Brothers Brawl Fav. Pairings: Furuba: KyoxTohru, KisaxHiro, HaruxRin, YukixMachi, KanaxHatori, ShigurexAyame Harry Potter: HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, LupinxTonks, BillxFluer, JamesxLily, SeverusxLily Kingdom Hearts: AxelxRoxas, RikuxSora, XemnasxSaix, ZexionxDemyx, MarluxiaxLarxene, DemyxxKairi, ZexionxNamine, DemyxxNamine, ZexionxKairi, DemyxxLarxene, Ouran High School Host Club:HaruhixTamki, HoneyxMori, KyouyaxTamaki, Death Note:LightxL, Naruto: SasukexNaruto, HinataxNaruto, SasukexSakura(I like the way this is one-sided and she doesn't like him anymore does she? XP) Vampire Academy: DimitrixRose, AdrianxMia, AbexJanine, RosexAdrian(It's cute but I like DimitrixRose better) Vampire Knight: ZeroxYuuki, KanamexYuuki(You have to admit this pairing can be pretty cute sometimes but I still prefer ZeroxYuuki), ZeroxKaname Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. if Hannah Montanna was standing on the edge of a 6 story building about 90 of Americans would have a nervous breakdown. If you are one of the 10 of Americans and Canadians that is yelling "JUMP BITCH!" copy and paste this in to your profile Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. 92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 who would be laughing your butts off. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9 If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari Inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9 If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you think that donuts are the main reason many people go to work, paste this on your profile. Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, damn it! I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like filling your profile with this into your profile' thingys, then copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then copy this into your profile. If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal back put this in your profile! If you have ever, or do have a crush(ed) on an anime guy/girl, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs.Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever fell off a spinning chair, copy this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way If you think that if Axel had no problem killing Vexen, then why didn't he just kill Xemnas, copy this into your profile. If you think that Roxas is not emo, he just looks sad sometimes because he has no clue what's going on, copy this into your profile. If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile I If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile If you think Fang, from Maximum Ride, is the hottest dude you've never seen copy this into your profile. If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you know that Barney is evil and should die, copy and paste this on ur page! If you think KH is the best game EVER, copy and past this onto your file. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile... If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! If you say 'yeah...' a lot copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 'A friend will start laughing with you to make you look like less of an idiot while the teacher tries to get a spot for you at the happy place. A true friend will start dancing with you on your way to your next class, even though you have different songs in your empty little heads. If you have a true friend, or many, copy this to your profile. You know your an Author If: You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'Jeez, I hope Fang doesn't die in the next MR book!') You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'I think too much about the next MR book') When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'You know, if Fang dies, no one will be there to put Max back together.') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Vault, I love vault) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (So true.) You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (no one ever eamals me anymore hm myabe thats why) No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Pen, yes paper, no) The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Mine is too new for that) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. ("do you want to go see that cons- I know what to do with that chapter!) You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (oh wait I really do have ADD) You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (It wasn't my fault! (copy this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have MSN or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!" 13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now\ Girls Find the guy that calls you beautifulinstead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your handin front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98 percent and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96 percent But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100 percent AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4) = 101 percent. Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top! Now, here's my challenge to you, if you think that this is remotely important, or even interesting, copy and paste this onto your profile, the more people that see this, the more likely someone will realize what (or Who, more rather), is missing in their life's equation.Help spread the cause This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G I was born on the day of Xigbar, Demyx In the month of Demyx In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Zexion And I'm Xemnas, Xaldin years old. You could also say I'm Marluxia+Zexion-Vexen years old. My favourite number is Roxas But my lucky number is Axel. If you get it, put your own in your profile. Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. ()_(/) |
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