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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I 'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
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I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
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I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm french, So I MUST be dirty

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Matryoshka! by Seishun Vibration reviews
The esteemed Vocaloid mansion was gaining a new resident and idol, Megpoid Gumi. To everyone's surprise, and to her extreme annoyance, it would seem that a certain teal haired girl had taken interest in her... *Prequel to "Slice of Life"*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,392 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Gumi/Megpoid, Miku H.
starless by asakami reviews
"Summer's ending, and so is my dream." Lightning/Vanille. AU.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,866 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 8/17/2010 - [Lightning, Vanille] - Complete
Empty Space by Greykeys reviews
There are finally things to look forward to every single day, when the student council president has trouble teaching a rebel, how to properly behave. AU — FeMC & Yukari
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Female Protagonist, Yukari T., Mitsuru K., Junpei I.
You Got it Bad by BlackButterfly1223 reviews
There was no way she had a crush on one of her best friends! There was on way she had a crush on a girl! There was no way she had a crush on Paine...Not when she had Tidus...AU High School story. Crappy summary I know...Paine/Yuna
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Yuna, Paine
Persona 3: Memories of You by El-Poofy reviews
The story of Persona 3 novelized! Minato's no longer clueless! A somewhat nicer Yukari! Training in Tartarus! 3 Days to the full moon! MinatoxYukari; MitsuruxAkihiko; JunpeixChidori; ShinjiroxMinako
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,805 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Minato A./Makoto Y., Yukari T.
Something Sinful, Something Sweet by OppaiSamurai reviews
Love is certainly something worth dying for, at least Luka likes to believe so.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
Paper Ties by farfetched4 reviews
Hilda's mother finds the unsent letters in Hilda's room, and sets in motion events to bring about the true happiness of her daughter. Shiroshipping, Bianca/Hilda.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Hilda/Touko, Bianca/Bel - Complete
Distraction by MikuxLuka401 reviews
Sometimes all Luka and Miku need is a little distraction.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
Stronger by TracyCook reviews
MitsuruxYukari Mitsuru and Yukari Femslash fic! Read to find out!
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Mitsuru K., Yukari T.
Quicksilver by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4, AU. In the Secret Base, Naoto's time is running out.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naoto S. - Complete
Vampire Light EN by Lightning Lockhart reviews
Claire Farron has sworn to protect those she loves but...How protect them after death? A.U. Lightning/Vanille Fang/Serah
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Lightning, Vanille
Lost and Found by Troid reviews
Two girls with an entire region to explore, and somehow they keep bumping into each other. Why is White always able to find Bianca when she's lost? A series of snapshots, not oneshots!, of White/Bianca, or ShiroShipping if you like.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Bianca/Bel
The Watching Game by Lyraeon reviews
Kris comes to visit her little sister and her friends for a few days, and finds something she likes: Leaf. And what Kris likes, Kris gets...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Leaf, Kris
Ailments by Cuna999 reviews
He had the simple charm of being a friend/She did not waver/She burnt her enemies with ice/His anger spurred him further/The poison kept him alive/He held his distress until it was time/He overcame his fear/The shock gave her clarity./SEEs-ccentric
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Minato A./Makoto Y. - Complete
When the Snow Melts by iMusicalMinji reviews
She didn't care that the person she loved was another girl, and she would have been perfectly fine if she was just some normal lesbian, but the girl she loved wasn't just any girl. It had to be her best friend. !HumanGlados/Chell AU oneshot
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
an arbitrary collection by highboys reviews
20 things she left behind, and 20 people that remembered
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Female Protagonist - Complete
Loquor Locutus by Greykeys reviews
Those things shouldn't matter because they never did; not to her. — FeMC & Aigis
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Aigis, Female Protagonist - Complete
Volt Switch by Soundwave 0107 reviews
We all make decisions in life, and those decisions can lead to ruin or enlightenment. With three choices each chapter, see exactly what Elesa can do to win Skyla's heart. After all, there's more then one way to woo a high-flying girl. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Elesa/Kamitsure, Skyla/Fuuro - Complete
Conscius by Greykeys reviews
You don't know how it started, when, or why. All you know is that you're overly aware of every little detail, of her every little action, and you know that's not good. — FeMC & Yukari
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Female Protagonist, Yukari T. - Complete
A cat's walk by Mary The Magician reviews
Teto decides to go to the UTAU high school. There, she meets a lot of people that she had already seen in primary school, but she did not expect to find the girl who she used to love there. TetoxRuko. R n' R!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Teto K., Ruko Y.
Don't Die on me by thesavorofpan reviews
It a fic about Yukari and Minato comming to terms with the fact that Minato wants to die. YukarixMinato Rated M for
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Minato A./Makoto Y., Yukari T. - Complete
Pockets by Emmychao reviews
MCxYukari. Why did he always insist on hiding those beautiful, strong hands of his in those damned pockets?
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - [Protagonist, Yukari T.] - Complete
You Look So Sweet by Zenny-DoLL reviews
Request by MonstersxAttackxAtxDawn, and sequel to Philistine for Breakfast. Margaret finds herself bonding closer to Bad Girl than she could have ever imagined. Mild yuri. Oneshot!
No More Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bad Girl, Margaret M. - Complete
Bleed Into Me by Lili Mundi reviews
It started with eye color. What happens when the two sides of Persona 3 Portable start colliding.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Minato A./Makoto Y. - Complete
Consolation by BrDPirateMan reviews
When Ai is dumped by Makoto, only her best friend Mina can make her feel better... Rated M for strong sexual scenes.
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Ai, Mina - Complete
Mezmerize by Ashton-Rena reviews
Teto wants to tell Ruko her secret, but she just can't muster up the courage to do it. Will she ever tell her, or does Ruko already know? TetoXRuko fluff. Please R&R!
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Teto K., Ruko Y. - Complete
Like A Boss Persona 3 FES version by Damien Black reviews
This is the Persona 3 FES version of The Lonely Island's song Like a Boss. Read and Review. Rated M For language.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Denial by Mr. Thumbsup reviews
It hurts. It hurts so much. But that's okay. It's never as bad as it looks. It's never as bad as it feels." Where do we go when we die? Who do we meet? Who do we think about as we die? Rated T for Language.
Megami Tensei - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Yukari T., Minato A. - Complete