I enjoy Pokemon, SD Gundam Force, watching ramdom videos on Youtube, Fanfiction.net, cars (and any TV show that has them in it), animals, and watching TV.(O yeah, i am also addicted to Diet Rootbeer, Diet Sunkist, Mints, and Wriggly's 5 Rain chewing gum.) On fanfiction I am frenchgearheaddude Most of my blood in french so i get FRENCH, i am crazy about cars so i get GEARHEAD, and i'm a dude so DUDE.

This here is a one of a kind 1997 Chevrolet Corvette. I want it so bad!!! It is truly my dream car!!!!!!!:-{)(I will take a black one too, mabee even a convertable)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Name: frenchgearheaddude is all you're goin' to get! :P

Age: not tellin' you! :P

Likes: Pokemon, SD Gundam Force, Youtube, Fanfiction.net, cars, animals, exclamation marks, camping, laughing, videogames, watching TV, golf, and any other sport!! :)

Dislikes: the color blue,The Four Seasons(Band), pepsi, any diet cola, did I mention The 4 Seasons etc. :(

Faves:

Sport teams, PACKERS, Vikings, Raiders, L'ville Cardinals, Notre Dame, and the L'ville Cardinals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:{)3

Quotes:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

'Sht happens and then you die.'-dad

'How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.'

'You will only go if God is ready for you to go.'-mom

'if you are aout to do something really hard, just think, it can only kill you, and if it does, and you were a good person you'll go to heaven, but if you were a bad person thinking this might not be such a good idea.'

Laughing at something is normal, laughing at something you said to yourself is weird. Copy and Paste if you are weird.

If you think that JB stands for...NOT Justin Beiber...NOT Jonas Brothers...DEFINITELY NOT Jacob black...but JELLY BEANS then copy and paste to your profile.

If you think the CSI lab rats are just too darn underappreciated copy and paste and add your name: CSIFreak, DragonFriend95,W.S.C. Magica De Spell, irishpepsigurl, frenchgearheaddude

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

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If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, ReganBaxter, CSIvHP11, LabRatzRule, DragonFriend95,W.S.C. Magica De Spell, irishpepsigurl, frenchgearheaddude

If you are a nerd/geek/dork/weirdo and proud of it, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. irishpepsigurl, frenchgearheaddude

If you are obsessed with cars and anything with a motor in it add your name to this and copy and paste this into your profile. frenchgearheaddude

'If you have an obsessive compulsion: press 1 multiple times. If you are co-dependent: have someone else press two for you. If you have multiple personalities: press 3, 4, 5, and 6.' random radio add.

HOW TO BE ANNOYING IN AN ELEVATOR
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY "DING" at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) WHEN there is only one other person in the elevator, stand really close and whisper "Your my best friend."

18 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Go up to a random guy who just has to be with his girlfriend and say "You never called me!"
18. Grab a handful of skittles and throw them at a small kid screaming "TASTE THE FRICKIN RAINBOW!"

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him.

The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turns and stands up. He then says:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"When you hold your breath you're purple,"
"And When you die you turn grey."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sits back down and the white man walks away...

Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!!!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend or both are insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend or both are insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Screaming does count.)

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. obviously

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile. obviously

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. obviously

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. obviously

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. obviously

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile, Don't You Just Love Rain??

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. isn't it obvious?

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his cereal)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. obviously

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. yes but not for no reason.

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself for eating sugar straight out of the little bowl, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don't in normal.

I like the Vikings, so I must be a bombarding fool.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a MALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a gay

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GAL FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo gay with AIDS

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a BOY, so I MUST suck at all gal sports

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a GOOD ACTOR, so I MUST be a liar

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you are an obsesive reader of the most random things and took the time to read all of this than you MUST truely have no life, but no worries, i basically have no life either!!!:P