A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.

Artemis is doing a very unusual thing - he is throwing a Christmas party at Fowl Manor. But this won't be any ordinary party...especially with both Holly and Minerva coming along...And what happened to Opal? A Holly/Artemis romance/adventure set after TTP

-"Be prepared to become the laughingstock of our school, the bottom of the social pyramid, as LBR as possible."- the Pretty Committee goes to China for their freshman year. When they meet the alphas there, who will come out on top? HIATUS.

Bella and Jacob share something special, with Edward's permission. Her glimpse at what being human can truly offer.

During a party, Artemis learns that he isn't the only human excluding Minerva Paradizo that knows about the existance of fairies. Artemis is assigned to watch the girl. Things get more complicated when Artemis gets attached to "Ms. Trouble".

Have you ever had someone that you love, despite all of their flaws, return that love? Has that person known the worst sides of you, but still thought you were perfect? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I really don't either. Minerva's story.

Artemis's POV when he dies and then how Holly feels afterward. Rater T to be safe and because it is kind of gory. I do not own Artemis Fowl.

Shigure's editor has had it, he's finally drive her to the brink. Mii calls her estranged cousin, an aspiring writer stuck as a dead beat editor in New York to switch lives for three months. Despite Lena White's concerns about Mii's writer, she agrees.

Tohru has a problem that requires her to get pregnant now. She chose Yuki to be the father of her child. Now that that problem is out of the way she's on for the roller coaster ride of bearing a child as a woman only sixteen years old. Yukiru