I like to read Shugo Chara stories and Naruto stories. I like to listen to music while reading fanfiction. I am a tomboy and hate to wear dresses unless it is a special occasion or there are no pants for me to wear. I am sometimes a bookworm and I like to sleep in a lot during the holidays and weekends.

Naruto

My favourite couples are Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata and Ino/Shikamaru. I disapprove Karin/Sasuke couples! It is too GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shugo Chara

My favourite couples are:

@ Ikuto/Amu

@ any other couples but no pairing with Ikuto and Amu with another person

Twilight

My favourite couples are:

*Bella/Edward

*Renée/Charlie

*Alice/Jasper

*Emmett/Rose

*Carilise/Esmé

*Jared/Kim

*Sam/Leah

I don't the pairing of Jacob and Renesmee because she is too young and he is too old.

Harry Potter

My favourite couples are:

$Harry/Ginny

$Hermonie/Ron

$Lily/James (Harry's Parents)

$Cho/Cedric

I distest the couple of Harry and Cho. It is too gross and I feel sad for Ginny.

Bones

? Angela/Hogkins

? Bones/ Booth

Doctor Who

% 11th Doctor/ Lily

Princess Diaries

) Mia/Michael

) Lily/Boris

) Grandmere/Joe

) Helen/Paul

Young Dracula

*Erin/Vlad

*Ingrid/Will

*Alex/Count

Ramagna, Elizabetta, Adze and Malik go to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

@ Ansoka/Anakin

Hunger Games

$ Katniss/Peeta

A Cinderella Story

Sam/Austin

Another Cinderella Story

Mary/Joey

A Cinderella Story: Once Upon A Time

Katie/Luke

James Bond

Christmas/James

Pretty Little Liars

Spencer/Toby

( Hanna/Caleb

( Aria/Jason

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg, the phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you
The reason I don't want you is because I need you
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you re-post
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Annoying things to do on an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.

When I grew up I was BLACK.

When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.

When I'm cold I'm BLACK.

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, when you're born you're PINK.

When you grow up you're WHITE.

When you're sick, you're GREEN.

When you go in the sun you turn RED.

When you're cold you turn BLUE.

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Websites to see the dresses for Heartbreak:

Sakura's engagement dress:

Hinata's engagement dress:

Tenten's engagement dress:

Ino's engagement dress:

Hinata's maid of honor dress:

Tenten's bridesmaid dress:

Ino's bridesmaid dress:

Sakura's wedding gown:

Which Bones character are you?

1. Which of these appeals most to you?

a. Nature

b. The arts

c. History

d. Investigating crimes

2. One of your friends invites you to a big party. You:

a. Dread the idea of socialising

b. Go and mingle with others

c. Show up,crack some jokes, leave early

d. Show up and become the life of the party

3. What's your best quality?

a. Your intelligence

b. Your ability to lead

c. Your creative mind

d.Your ability to kick butt

4. In your free time, you like to:

a. Dream up conspiracy theories

b. Read or write

c. Try to fit in with others

d. Watch TV

5. When it comes to romance, you:

a. fall for people you can't have

b. Are in a stable relationship

c. are hard on the outside, but romantic on the inside

d. Are smooth and flirtatious

6. What's your ideal position in a team?

a. Leader

b. Assistant who is always learning

c. Comic Relief

d. The one who says whatever comes into mind

7. What kind of music most appeals to you?

a. Rock and Roll

b. Jazz

c. ZZ Top

d. Whatever is popular

8. What's your biggest emotional trauma?

a. Issues with your parents

b. You can't get a date

c. You dealt with addiction

d. You've a string of crazy relationships

9. How would you describes your sense of humour?

a. Heavy on pop cultures reference

b. Sarcastic

c. Quirky and unusual

d. Out of touch with those around you

10. On Halloween, you'd most dress up as:

a. Wonder Woman

b. A cow

c. A total nerd

d. Cher

11. Which unappealing task most appeals to you?

a. Digging through dirt and mud

b. Handling insects

c. Trying to boss around people who dislikes you

d. Handling slimy dead things

12. When it comes to family, you'd most like to have:

a. A daughter or son

b. One sibling

c. A lot of siblings

d. Just a significant other

13. Which TV show most appeals to you?

a. Lost

b. 24

c. Law & Order

d. Curb Your Enthusiasm

14. When faced with a tough situation, how do you react?

a. Turn to the facts

b. Go with instincts and emotions

c. Try to get it solved as quickly as possible

d. Ask others if your solutions seem helpful

15. How good are you with computers?

a. A pro

b. Pretty good

c. Comfortable with them

d. Leave the computer work to the geeks

Who will you be? Find out on:

DON'T COPY THIS. IF YOU COPY THIS, YOU WILL BE DOOMED AND HAUNTED FOREVER!!!!!!!! THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL BE DOOMED FOR ETERNITY SO DON'T COPY THIS!

Girls RULES!!!!

Song for all you boys and men that believe girls should not have fun at all

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Sung by Bones in Season 3 Episode 14

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked Jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.

If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime"
The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters They’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
Copy above on your profile

Lessons Learned in Twilight

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or I'll get James to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

My most memorable Young Dracula moments

Vlad

All my life I've wanted to fit in, to be ordinary. So I thought moving to a new town would be my chance. My chance to be normal. But I was forgetting one little thing... I'm a vampire.

I'm a pre-teen vampire. That means I've got the reflexes of a night hunter, combined with the incredible ability to sneak out behind my parents' back.

The Count: He wants to feast on the blood of our enemy. Don't you, Vlad?
Actually, I was thinking more of cornflakes.

"I'll jump out of a cake if I have to." (Carpathian Feast)

Vlad: Ohh, that'll be lunch. *heads towards door*

The Count: *has a garlic necklace round his neck* Vlad, Vladdy, Vladimir! You can't just leave me like this!

Vlad: *pokes his head round the door* See ya!

Erin

Evil Vlad: I know your secret, Breather.

Erin: Vlad, please.

Evil Vlad: (sighs exasperatedly) Is that the best you can do?

Erin: Vlad, I'm your friend. I'll get you some blood, you don't need to bite anyone.

Evil Vlad: Oh, I don't need to... bit I want to.

Erin: Vlad, I'm your friend. I'll get you some blood, you don't need to bite anyone.

Evil Vlad: Oh, I don't need to... bit I want to.

(When Vlad faces his evil side in the Mirror Room.)

Evil Vlad: You took your time. (Smirking) Nervous are we?

Vlad: I'm not the one who should be nervous.

(There are flashes of light as the two use their powers to fight.)

Evil Vlad: You're never gonna win!

(There flashes again as they continue to fight.)

Vlad: I'm the one in control!

Evil Vlad: Oh, you're not strong enough.

(Vlad then raises his arms so his evil side and his good side can merge together again.)

Evil Vlad: Bad idea.

(He rushes towards Vlad and the two are one again. Vlad then leaves the room looking shaken and is surprised to see Erin waiting for him.)

Vlad: I told you to go.

Erin: I knew you would win. It's over now, isn't it?

Vlad: He's part of me now. How can it ever be over?!

Count Dracula

"Mixing with zombies I could forgive, understand even, but breathers! Socializing with possible dinner ingredients." (When You're a Stranger)

"So I don't get to slaughter your livestock." (First Day of School)

"I am Count Dracula not Spell Dracula" -Count Dracula ep4 season1

Vlad: No slaying?
Slayers: No biting?
Dracula :No Fun

" I'm disappointed in you son... where is this attitude coming from? The cheeriness... the optimism. And why do you where such bright colors. They make my eyes hurt" Count Dracula.

RENFIELD! What the blood and garlic was THAT!

Ingrid

Ingrid: What does Erin have that Renfield doesn't?
Ryan: Cleanliness?

Jonathon: (to Ingrid) YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS YOU BEAUTIFUL FREAK! XD

Vlad: Times have changed and I say Erin stays.
Count: And i say she goes.
Ingrid: Don't i get a vote?
Count: No!
Vlad: Yes! Listen to Ingrid!
Ingrid: I don't want her.
Vlad: You don't get a vote.

Young Dracula Quiz

1. Which character is shown to be an amazing rugby player?

2. What is the hellhound's name?

3. How many kids in the Branagh family?

4. What creature did Madga run off with?

5. How many people was mind-wiped at the end of series two?

6. Who killed the Grand High Vampire?

7. In Series 2 Episode 6 what name does Vlad's name change to?

8. What do vampires only develop when they turn 16?

9. What is the name of Vlad's slayer crush?

10. Where was Vlad born?

11. How many children do Count Dracula have?

12. How old is Count Dracula in Season 3?

13. Who plays Vlad?

14. What year did Young Dracula was aired?

15. What is Vlad's full name?

16. What did Vlad first do the first time he used Hipnotism?

To find out go to :