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![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hi I'm Ada weird name but it's unique. I love twilight, dogs, music, coffee, chocolates, bright colors, and the list could go on for a while... I'm happy you're in here cuz if you like reading you can read alot here or at SilverMoonArcher's or at MeetMeAtTwilight's profile I copy and pasted this from their profile it's the copy and past section so yea... but some things aren't but are cool so I put them in here anyways. Have fun!! :) :P (my image is too small so i rewrote it here) It will be as if I never existed. “You don’t want me?” “She’ll be safe with me.” ‘I dazzle people?’ ‘Bella?’ “And so the lion fell in love with the Lamb…” “Happy Birthday.” “Isabella.” “How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” “Amazing.” ‘Edward, No!’ ‘What a stupid Lamb.’ ‘I’m…sorry…Edward.” ‘Stay, Edward, stay with me…” ‘I’m not dead.’ “I’m with the vampires, of course.’ “You think you’re joking.” ‘I just proposed to you and you think it’s a joke.” ‘A monster.’ “Please, Bella?” ‘Would it be childish of me to hide in your closet, then?’ ‘So eager for eternal damnation.’ ‘Not that it matters. If you stay, I don’t need heaven.’ Forever.’ Bye, Bells.’ ‘Miss you.’ ‘My world is not for you.’ Twilight New Moon And now...drum roll the Copy and Paste Its If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your asses off. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. 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If you could read that put it in your profile DISCLAIMER:Some things say "my" they are not MINE they are SilverMoonArcher's I copy and pasted all of it cuz it was great! My Favorite Quotes Key: the underlined, bold and italic ones are my favorite favorite ones the bold and italic ones i just really like SRW: some random website IDR: I don't remember PWA: An avatar found in photobucket.com (...)-qoutes go together FOM: friend of mine "Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos" -SRW "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters whether I win or lose."- Anonymous "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them."-Anonymous "Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous "Mean people suck, "Beauty that catches the eye will fade away. But beauty that catches the heart, will always stay"-IDR "Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together". -IDR "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean their not out to get you, my friend" ~ Lorelai, Gilmore Girls (Channeling Tenshi's spirit) "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." ~Elbert Hubbard. "I love you, you idiot"-Bella in fanfic Reunion "To put it nicely, I hope you choke"-PWA "Love is giving someone the power to break you but trusting them not to"-PWA 'Loved' isn't a word. There is no past tense to love. If you love someone you will always love them. No matter what."-PWA "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."-PWA "Come to the dark side...we have cookies"-PWA "Yeah I'm down but not out and far from done"-PWA "Don't smoke. There are way cooler ways to die"-PWA "Life isn't about the breaths you take... It's about the moments that take your breath away."-PWA "The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas"-PWA "Everone's gonna hurt you sooner or later. You just have to decide who's worth the pain"-PWA "Death which hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath had no power yet upon thy beauty"-Romeo&Edward "Here's to responsibility twice a week...and recklessness everyday in between"-Bella "Time passes...even when it seems...impossible"-Bella "You shot across my sky like a meteor"-Edward "Stupid, stupid! How could you die on me?"-Kagome "Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot"-FOM "Please make a conscious effort to keep yourself safe. I'll do everything I can, but I would appreciate a little help."- Edward "Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you?"- Edward "What part of 'mortal enemies' is to complicated for you to understand?"- Jacob "Do you realize that your insatiable pull for all things deadly was strong enough to recover a pack of mutant canines from extinction?"- Edward "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."- William Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream "Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."-Steven Wright "Oh, a sadistic vampire intending on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off the meet him. An I.V. on the other hand…”-Edward “If I could dream at all it would be about you.”-Edward "No."- Rosalie " "Absoloutely not."- Bella "Nice."- Jasper "Idiots."- Alice) "What if I told you to take me to Vegas right now? Would I be a vampire in three days?"- Bella "Sure. I'll get my car."- Edward "Dammit."- Bella "You're wounding my ego Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke."- Edward "Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."-SRW "Define normal..."-Eragon "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."-IRD "Maybe it's just the morning light, but he looks cool standing there with his sword"-Kagome "I thought I was going to lose you. I was teriffied"-Inuyasha (It was so CUTE. Specially considering he never shows fear) "Yeah, he's cute. (pulls Inuyasha's dog ear) If you're into dogs"-Kagome "Stop calling it luck!! It's skill."-Inuyasha "You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?"-Kagome "Fine, I'll avenge you already!"-Inuyasha "If all else perished and he remained, I should still continue to be: and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: and I should not seem a part of it"-Catherine "And they will bow before you, and you will be King of the Wind. I promise it"-Agba in King of the Wind "Be with me always-take any form-drive me mad! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! It is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!"-Heathcliff Wuthering Heights. "We-well, we're kind of amazing"-Max "A fine nose the doggy has"-Kagura (refering to Inuyasha) "If I ever had a good, easy day, I'd probably freak out"-Max "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to"-Fang "My life would never contain a convinient, pain-saving plan when it could stretch out a problem into an endless agony of uncertainty and torture"-Max "An isolation tank. Nothing but me, my totally screwed-up conciousness, and the Voice. Well, I could probably stand this for, say, oh, ten minutes beore I went stark-raving nuts"-Max "An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."-SRW "'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!"-IDR "Rowr!" - Fang "That staircase was terrifing. It was pure evil. It was out to get me"-Max in fafic Dazed and Confused "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it"-Fang "Pom-poms, unite!"-moongoddess268 "I would rather die with honor than live in shame"-King Arthur "I do not know. If I did, it would not be adventure"-Marhalt "The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?"-Sokka "Never match force with force, but study your oppponent before you fight, learn his strengths as well as his weaknesses, so that you may avoid the first and utilize the second"-Lady Lyne in other words: "Know thyne enemy" "How can I, a mere dragon, tell a man like you what to do. In fact, we should all just stand in awe at your brilliance of finding the only dead end" Saphira (from Eragon) "And I did all that without a single drop of Rum!" Captain Jack Sparrow. "But why is the Rum gone?" Captain Jack Sparrow. "Wait- nobody move. I dropped my brain!" Davy-Jonesish Captain Jack Sparrow. "I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it?" Captain Jack Sparrow. "You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you need to watch out for" Captain Jack Sparrow "Your ipod's dead mate. There's no chance of recovery. RIP"-FOM Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost? When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." He who laughs last didn't get it. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot The road to success is always under construction. Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which. Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ? If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. All generalizations are false, including this one. Favorite quotes and sayings of all time... Don't give yourself a brain hemorrhage, Jacob. Just spit it out. -Bella, from Eclipse So the lion fell in love with the lamb. -Edward, from Twilight Enough for forever. -Twilight When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. -Unknown source Stupid, shiny Volvo owner. Bella, from Twilight I smile because I don't know what the Hell is going on. -Unknown source Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!! -Hell if I know EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami -Unknown If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey- I don't live to please you. -Don't know who, but I love it My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do, stupid!" - Unknown person still. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. -Gone with the Wind "Somebody needs a happy meal." -Unknown Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought OO "I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun." "Oh. My. God. Edward Cullen's right behind you!" -Me, ha-ha made you look. ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swards and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise And ran two save the two dead boys. And if you don’t believe it’s true, Go ask the blind man, he saw it too. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) I lost my so called BFF FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter iKEEPTHEPEACE! A True Boyfriend When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose—me or your life? Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says. The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Girls |
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