Welcome! Welcome to my profile! You have chosen, or been chosen, to view to our finest remaining urban profiles. I thought so well of my profile that I decided to copy the City 17 Breencast and edit it slightly for it! I am proud to call my profile... my profile, and so, whether you are here to stay or moving on to parts unknown, welcome to my profile. It's safer here.

So yeah, anyway, I'm the average 15 year old nerd. That's all there really is to know about me.

Actually, you might wanna know my writing style.

You see, I'm strange in that I break the "Fourth Wall" a lot in my writing. I don't write to make an insane, actiony story. I write for fun, and more importantly, your amusement. I want to make you guys and girls laugh when you read my "work", because it makes me happy that I can make others happy. I find the Fourth Wall, and a few other fiction-to-reality things, a very good thing for humor. Just telling a funny story isn't good enough, you have to talk to the person you're telling it to! Stand-up comedians do it all the time!

"I wanna talk about subject, because I absolutely love subject! Who else in the crowd loves subject?

mass cheering and agreement

That's what I aim for when I write. Another thing that I do all the time is make the main character in the likeness of myself. He/she/it won't necessarily look like me or be named after me, but rather, he/she/it will have the same interests as me. Musical taste, his/her/its general behavior, etc. This makes it a lot easier to make jokes and such for me, because the person telling the jokes won't say things out-of-character, because I AM the character. The character will talk the same way I write and talk, so he/she/it won't make a random and completely off-topic joke (like a major jock referencing to an obscure video game or something like that).

My first "work" that I'm going to be publishing here is a Harry Potter fan-fiction. Yes, I know, "LOL HARRY POTTER XD U SUK AT RITING" etc. etc. But, this isn't gonna be your normal fan-fiction!

My goal in the fan-fiction is to make the normal HP characters interact with reality... like they know they exist only in entertainment, but accept that, and live life as so. It'll all be explained soon, don't worry.