In which the Lord of the Western Lands tries to decode the secret human language of smiley faces & texting slang. And fails miserably. (Sesshomaru X Kagome, humor one-shot)

There are many things the Lord of the Western Lands can do. Texting is not one of them. (Sesshomaru X Kagome, humor one-shot)

When Kagome finds out that Sesshoumaru hates all things Christmas, she sets out to change his mind, by all means necessary.

Kagome finds herself homeless thanks to her rowdy roomies and has to move in with her best guy friends… and Sesshoumaru. The taiyoukai finds him self suffering from a strange combination of ailments, something his father calls simply 'The Syndrome'.

Sesshoumaru is curious about his half-brother's friend, Kagome, and her unusual scent. The two seem to run into each other often and Sesshoumaru even saves her one night! But Sesshoumaru has always hated humans except his adopted daughter, Rin. And Kagome has problems and secrets of her own. Will love bloom? In present time. Rated M. lemon inside

AU/AR. Some time after Kagome is ripped out of the past after the final battle with Naraku, a mysterious package arrives on Sesshomaru's doorstep. What will investigating this new arrival lead to? Bit of angst, some touching moments. Something about this idea tickled me, so here it is: Finally finished and ready to be ogled. /cheeky grin