Welcome!! Ya, um...I'll start writing.

Basic Info

Name: Hyperbear. That's all you need to know.

Age: Teenager. Yup!

Height: The last time I checked... 5'5"

Weight: How would I know? Do people expect you to jump on a scale every 5 minutes?? ;)

Hair Colour: Dirty blonde...or light brown, I'm not entirely sure...

Eye Colour: Blue like the ocean...

Gender: Girllllllll hehehe

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Favorites

Favorite...

Colour: Black or dark blue

Food: Candy, preferably brownies (I don't think brownies are a candy but...) And also tacos (it's fiesta night!)

Sport: Basketball

Celebrity: Easy, Selena Gomez

Animal: Wolf HOWL TO THE MOON!

Genre of music: I like all kinds, but according to my ipod, I like pop the best.

Song: I like Violet Hill by Coldplay ^_^

Music Artist: A lot, including Selena Gomez, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Black Eyed Peas, New Kids On The Block, Sean Kingston( just because of "Fire Burning") , Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, The Cheetah Girls, Miley Cyrus(not Hannah Montana), Paramore, and more that I can't think of at the moment.

Movie: The Proposal (TAKE THE DOG!!)

Website: Facebook (though I'm not into updating the status thing)

Book Series: Harry potter, Percy Jackson

Video Game: I've always wanted to try The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

T.V show: Ellen Degeneres/ Desperate Housewives

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EVERYTHING FROM THIS POINT ON IS STUFF I'VE FOUND FROM OTHER SITES, PROFILES, E.T.C. I OWN NONE OF THIS STUFF!!

This Always Makes Me Teary Eyed

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Copy and Pastes

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WARRIOR CATS COPY AND PASTES

If you wish to be Squirrelflight or Leafpool copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile

LONG SHADOWS SPOLER!: If when you found out the power of three were not squirrelflights kits, you did NOT gasp, just shout I KNEW IT! THEY'RE LEAFPOOL AND CROWFEATHER's copy and paste this into you're profile

If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto you're profile

If you think Cloudtail is an idiot but cool, copy this to your profile.

If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like ShadowClan better than ThunderClan sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Dustpelt should join the elder's den, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile

If your in love with a Clan cat copy and paste this into your

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think Stoneteller is a whackjob, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Firestar is a kittypet lovin' idiot, copy and paste this to your profile. (THIS MADE ME START LAUGHING WHEN i READ IT)

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If you wish Rippletail never died in the Beaver fight Copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you're crossing you're fingers Firestar will DIE soon, copy and paste this onto you're profile. (i will dance when he dies)

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WARRIORS GAME!!

List your 10 favorite Warrior cats.

1:Jayfeather

2:Squirrelflight

3:Leafpool

4:Graystripe

5:Crowfeather

6: Lionblaze

7:Mousewhisker

8:Thornclaw

9:Yellowfang

10:Honeyfern

1)Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

UMM..YA DUH THEY HAD KITSSS!!

2)If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

4 i guess because she knew him, but kinda creepy...Yellowfang's ancient

3)Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

No but Honeyfern and Mousewhisker could be together...

4)Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Thornclaw wants Squirrelflight but she's with Brambleclaw so Thornclaw gets mad and kills Brambleclaw and Tigerstar seeks revenge and..sorry, getting carried away.

5)What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Barf Time!!

6)Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

SLAP LEAFPOOL! HE AINT NO GAY!

7)Has there ever been a fan fiction story about 1 and 2?

I guess...i don't know

8)What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Gay!! Both golden or golden-brown

9)What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

Hey Mousey honey, wanna go into the forest and catch mice together? Oh wait, I've already got mine!

10)If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Lionblaze because remeber in the previous question they had kits!

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Cool Things.

These are some funny top whatever things I found. They made me and my friends laugh!

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! This is hilarious...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE STILL INSANE

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk
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Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

While sitting at the dining table, tell your kids in a serious tone, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"

Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Top 71 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Hold an auction.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

31. Throw a rave.

32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

51. Shout "Food fight!"

52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

57. Make sushi.

58. Shave.

59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

61. Practice your kung fu.

62. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

64. Fly a model airplane.

65. Do yoga.

66. Play the accordion

67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

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Random Things

Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork.

I know I'm never going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

When I hear somebody say, "Life is hard," I'm always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

There is nothing more depressing than a hollow chocolate bunny.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

Anger is merely depression with enthusiasm.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and then during the rest of our lives they tell us to sit down and shut up."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

"Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more."

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

You can’t be late until you show up.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

DONT ASK ME WHY THE NEXT PART IS BOLDED BECAUSE I REALLY DONT CARE.

There is no 'I' in team but there is in pie and there is in meat pie and meat is an acronym of team

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial, but I'm not.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When in doubt, mumble.

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

What is the speed of dark?

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

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What's your element?

Fire
[ ] You have a short temper
[X ] You often act on your emotions without thinking first
[X] You are very competitive
[ ] You like to play with fire
[ ] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
[ ] You prefer warm weather over cold weather
[ ] You often lose control over yourself
[ X] You can be quite reckless
[X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
[ X] People have often called you insane

4/10

Water
[X] You have a calm, laid-back personality
] You like to go to the beach
] You rarely get angry
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it
[ ] You think before you act.
[ X] You are good at breaking up fights.
[x ] You are a great swimmer.
[x ] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
] You are very generous.

6/10

Earth
[ ] You are physically strong.
] You have a close connection with nature.
[ ] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
[ ] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[ ] You rarely get depressed.
[ ] You aren't afraid of anything.
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

2/10

Air:
[X] You have a free spirit.
[X] You hate rules.
] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[X] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are independent.
[X] You are quite intelligent.
[X] You tend to be impatient.
[x ] You are easily distracted.
[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.

8/10

Element: Air ( I believe I can fly... tries flying falls into Atlantic Ocean)

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Here are some things I found that make sense but they are funny!

#1 :Chicken?

“Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?”

“Who let out the chicken?”

“You've ruined the whole joke.”

“How? I'm seriously wondering who let out the chicken? Those things are expensive and they can get stolen or hit easily! And why would it want to cross the road in the first place? What is so exciting about the other side of the road that he wants to go over there so badly? What is wrong with the side of the road that he is on? Is he too good for this side of the road? Does he think he is better than all the other chickens? What is wrong with the other chickens? In fact how come there is only one chicken? Where are the others? I bet they got hit by cars trying to cross the road to get to the other side and died! Now this stupid chicken wants to give it a try! Why doesn't he just play it safe and stay on his side of the road? If he wants to get to the other side so badly why doesn't he find a cross walk and safely go a cross? Plus, why would he risk getting killed trying to cross the road, when he is perfectly safe on the side of the road he is on now? In my opinion, that is one stupid chicken!”

#2 : Rock/Paper/Scissors

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't Paper do this to Scissors? Screw Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a Rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh , I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you, you idiot."

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My Video Games

Yes, this is insanely boring but I can't think of anything else at this moment so...ya.

Nintendo Gamecube

Paper Mario: The Thousand-year Door (it's good, I played it more before)

Happy Feet( fun, but the game's easy and when you're finished it, it's boring)

Super Mario Strikers ( soccer game, it's good, I guess. Fun to learn secret moves and using them on people who have no idea what you're doing)

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle ( Tied for first with my favorite games from Gamecube. I honestly love it)

Sonic Heros ( didn't think I'd like it, but you really get into the game when you start playing)

Sims 2 ( fun, I like Story Mode, and my friends love playing it)

Mario Party 7 (it's a fun game, I really like some of the mini-games, my favorite is this snowboarding one, can't remember the name right now)

Mario Superstar Baseball (this game is really good, fun to play, even more fun when you get to unlock people)

Mario Kart: Double Dash (my first game ever, this one is fun. I remember trying to find all the secret passages with my friend...good times)

Pokemon Channel (honestly, my favorite thing in the whole game was buying stuff on the shopping channel. but pikachu is cute, I'll admit that)

Sonic Mega Collection ( not very fun, the game's aren't very good because 1: they are the same and 2: it never saves your game. that annoyed me)

The Legend Of Zelda: Four Swords Adventure ( this game is pretty good, I liked how it went from normal town to shadow town in one level)

Pokemon Colosseum ( I enjoyed this game more when I actually really liked pokemon, it's still pretty cool. the only pokemon I ever really used was Espeon. ha.)

Super Smash Bros. Melee ( this game was enjoyable. I never really liked fighting games, but this one is fun)

Super Monkey Ball ( ha! I remember beating my friends sooo bad on this. it's awesome.)

Shrek 2 (meh, it's okay. nothing special)

The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker (This is my other game tied for first. It's amazing. This really got my attention.)

Pokemon XD: Gale Of Darkness (This is better then Pokemon Colosseum, I think. Don't remember it much)

NEXT SYSTEM! (yes, it is still going) (sorry for my extra comments, I'm just bored.)

Nintendo Wii

Super Mario Galaxy ( it's pretty good, but when you can't figure out what to do, it's boring)

Sonic And The Secret Rings (at first, the controls are insanely annoying but after you've figured it out, it's fun to play)

Guitar Hero 3 :Legends Of Rock ( This game is fun, I really like it)

Karaoke Revolution Presents:American Idol Encore ( This is a fun game, I love singing the songs on it)

Mario And Sonic At The Olympic Games (This is good, I like some of the events, but it hurts your arm after playing for a while)

Super Smash Bros. Brawl (this is good, I like adventure mode, though the longness of it gets boring)

Mario Party 8 (I thought this was not good, but recently I played it with my friend and I like it again)

Wii Sports Resort ( my newest game, it has some of the same sports as Wii Sports, hate golf, love basketball)

Guitar Hero World Tour ( this game is fun to play, I like all the different instruments, guitar is my favorite.)

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Pheonix (this game is good, I guess. A bit boring and a bit hard, but okay)

Wii Sports ( It's okay, the few games in it, they get old, but it's good for a first game)

Mario Kart Wii (this game is awesome, not the best, but awesome. Again, like my other Mario Kart games, I love looking for shortcuts)

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince ( I like this more than the other one because you can make potions and it's easier to duel in this game)

Wii Play (this game is a little fun, not really. My favorite one was where you had to find two Mii's that looked the same. Fun, eh? sarcastic )

DanceDanceRevolution Hottest Party2 ( this is okay, for me, it's hard to get the steps right, especially when it doesn't pick up the signal)

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08 (not my game, but I just want to put it in here. Personally, I HATE golf, so the only thing I can do on this game is putt the ball)

Rapala's Fishing Frenzy (not my game either. This game, I don't like it, but it does help you get better at fishing)

Super Mario Galaxy 2 (It's fun, I like it better than the first one, because there's like a set path you have to go on to get the star)

FIFA World Cup 2010 (again, not my game and I've honestly never tried it...I should)

NEXT SYSTEM (yes, it's still going)

Gameboy Advance

Shark Tail/Shrek 2 (a 2-in-1 game. it's not that bad, I don't really like either one really, but I recently was playing Shrek 2 for some reason.)

Mario Kart : Super Circuit (to my great disappointment, there were like no shortcuts in this game. otherwise, it's not too bad)

Pac-Man World (got this from my friend. it's kind of boring, but it's not like REALLY bad)

Sonic 3 Advance (I was playing this recently, it's easy, unless you try doing it while you're trying to get all the chao. that's hard. overall, it's a fun game)

Pokemon LeafGreen Version (I was in love with Pokemon when I was small. It's still not that bad of a game. but if you have one of them , that's enough because they are all the same)

Lizzie McGuire 3 Homecoming Havoc (got this from my friend, some mini-games are fun, and I like the dance contests, but it's a pretty pointless game)

Pokemon Sapphire (basically the same as my other Pokemon games except different people and places)

Yoshi's Island/Super Mario Advance 3 ( this is one of those Mario-related games that has that old arcade game included in it. The controls for Yoshi's Island are confusing if you've played the one for DS)

Pokemon FireRed Version (yes, another Pokemon game, my first game ever. it's, once again, the same as my other Pokemon games)

Super Mario Bros.3/Super Mario Advance 4 (this one is interesting because I was playing it up until two days ago. It's hard, but it gets you captivated when you start playing it)

The Legend Of Zelda : The Minish Cap (this one was fun (even more fun because I had a guidebook) haha)

Pokemon Emerald Version (YES, ANOTHER POKEMON GAME. it's the same as the other ones, once again)

Lilo&Stitch 2 Hamsterviel Havoc (this game was fun, I liked using the ice guy)

The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody Tipton Caper ( I like the controls in this game, easy to use, but the concept of it gets boring)

Kirby And The Amazing Mirror (this game is actually enjoyable, I really liked it)

Pokemon Pinball : Ruby And Sapphire (this Pokemon game is surprisingly different from the others.haha. it's actually a fun game that has a twist on pinball.I like the idea of evolving Pokemon)

Scooby Doo/Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (I played Scooby Doo2 more than the other one. the second one had better controls and was easier to follow.)

Dogz (this was fun, but it got repeatitive)

FINAL SYSTEM(one more! come on people! actually, I'm amazed if you even read this far)

Nintendo DS

Mario Kart DS (this was surprisingly very fun, I liked the courses, and there were some good shortcuts)

Touch Detective 1/2 (this was interesting to play, I like mystery games, but when you're done the main story, it's boring)

Diddy Kong Racing DS (I was recently drawing new icons for it.haha.it's fun, except I got pissed when it wouldn't let me in the final battle against Wizpig, even though I had enough ballons)

Nintendogs Dashshund & Friends ( this was a good game, it's like my other game, it was fun, this was my non-glitched copy)

Professor Layton And The Curious Village ( this, by far, is one of my favorite games of all time. it was amazing. i love riddles, and even though I looked up the answers online, I really loved it)

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team ( I beat it once, now I can't be bothered to beat it again. My favorite part was the personality test in it)

The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody Tipton Trouble ( this is okay, the controls can get confusing, not good but not bad either)

Guitar Hero On Tour (this is fun, I like the song Helicpoter on here, I can actually play expert on here. This is a good game overall)

Kirby Squeak Squad ( this is a good game, I liked finding all the treasure chests in it)

Mario Party DS (this game is fun, the mini-games are good, but I don't really like Story Mode, I don't like getting stars against opponents)

Pokemon Ranger: Shadows Of Almia (this game was fun, more fun than the other one. I like the quests in this game, too)

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time ( I just started it again so everyone in my family could see what their aura is. haha)

Brain Age : Train Your Brain In Minutes A Day! (my parents played it more than me. it's not very fun)

The Legend Of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass ( I was playing this game till yesterday. it's very fun and captivating.)

Pokemon Ranger ( this game was funner before, now I don't really like it, after the main story is done, it's boring)

Ninendogs Dalmatian & Friends ( this game is the same as my other one, this is my glitched copy,though. I love my dog in this one, it's a Yorkie named Scruffy)

Pokemon Diamond ( Staus : lost. yes, I lost it. I don't really remember it that much, considering I lost it in the summer of '08)

Yoshi's Island DS (it's fun, but like I said before, if you've played both Yoshi's Island games, the controls are confusing)

Pokemon Pearl ( I found that game on the sidewalk near my house, had powerful Pokemon in it, brought it to school, everyone traded a weak Pokemon for a strong one. I am happy to announce that this game has been found, though the other one is still missing and I don't remember where I last had it.)

Action Replay DS (not really a game, but good for cheats)

Guitar Hero On Tour: Decades (the game in my DS right now. it's fun, my favorite song is Smooth Criminal)

The Legend Of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (This game is funner than the other one, for the pure reason that you do not die when walking in the Phantom place. But I don't like driving the train.)

Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box (Another fantastic game for the series, and again, even though I looked for more answers online, it was fun.)

Cooking Mama 2 (It's actually fun. i think I will use that instead of a cookbook when i'm older.) (Mom can I have pasta?! Sorry Cooking Mama doesn't say how to make it :))

Sega All Stars Racing (Never tried it, I should though its probably like all the other racing games)

Sims 2( Much worse then the Gamecube one. You know how long it took me to get money to buy a casino?)

Mario And Luigi: Partners in Time (This game was actually pretty good, till I got to a part I couldn't beat)

Animal Crossing: Wild World (It's ok, I got tired of trying to pay off my loan by selling apples)

Super Monkey Ball: Touch and Roll (This is ok once you can control the monkey, who insists on turning in just the right direction for me to die)

New Super Mario Bros (I thought it would be better, but finding all the big coins is a pain)

Mario Hoops 3 on 3 (It's ok but Wario is mean to me)

HarvesT Moon Ds (It was fun, until my friend pointed out there was a glitch in it. I haven't played since.)

Elite Beat Agents (This game is so addicting it's not even funny. I stayed up till 1:30 a.m trying to beat the final song( I did :)) )

Final Fantasy 3 ( This game is fun, but I will forever hate the first cave ever, considering I kept forgetting to save and it took me 27 tries to get past it)

Spectrobes (I honestly thought it would be more fun. I can't even dig up anything because it says 99% complete-Evacuation Failed)

Kirby Super Star Ultra ( I consistently look up walkthroughs for this. I finally got all 60 treasure things in that level. Yay)

Guitar Hero On tour: Modern Hits (It isn't as good as the others. Btw, The first thing I thought of when I read that title was KA POW)

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FACEBOOK STUFF

40 Things To Do To Make the Pizza Guy Nervous

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take it

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Thats it for Now Folks!! I'll Get More Stuff Later!