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Joined 08-04-09, id: 2036557, Profile Updated: 04-14-10

Hey everyone,

Well, what can I say about myself. I live to be different from other people. I'm a total nerd and love to read, as well as an extremely non-athletic being. I can barely catch anything, and my throwing is even worse. I play two intruments, violin and piano, and am completely into music as well. And I love to spend tons of time when I could be having a social life alone by myself on the computer. Oh and I also have an adorable cocker spaniel dog named Polo. The best korean band on this planet is DBSK(Dong Bang Shin Ki) and if you don't already know about them, then you need to google them now.

Favorite Songs

New Divide~Linkin Park

You Belong With Me~Taylor Swift

Misery Business~Paramore

Goodbye~Kristinia DeBarge

American Idiot~Green Day

Viva La Vida~Coldplay

So What~P!nk

Thanks for the Memories~Fall Out Boy

Wrong Number~DBSK

Purple Line~Tohoshinki

Two Hearts~Max Changmin

Bolero~DBSK

Picture of You~DBSK

Fight the Bad Feeling~T-Max

Favorite Books

Alex Rider

Harry Potter

1-800 Where-R-U

Anything from Tortall

Ranger's Apprentice

Artemis Fowl

Percy Jackson & The Olympians

Pendragon

Strange Lil' Angels

The Secret History of the Pink Carnation

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Post this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent laughing your butts off

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried to or does smoke pot. if ur part of the 2 percent that doesn't, copy and paste on ur pro.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. If you wouldn't care or if u would ask what was your first clue, copy and paste on your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find good morning to be a contradiction of terms, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

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The best ways to diss a guy

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you be willing to stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes are really amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 12022 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Interesting by luvindrewfuller reviews
No one ever said training was fun but that didn't mean it couldn't be interesting, after all when you have MI6's super spy hiding his true identity and 20 CHERUBS doing the same, how could it not? Throw in K Unit and, well, who knows what will happen?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,962 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Past of Shadows by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Bear has known Greg for about three months now - he works at his local pub. He's just a waiter. Pretty average really. But then... why do Wolf, Eagle and Snake all seem to know him?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,271 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Wolf and Alex were forced to marry as part of a mission. What they didn't realise: it's legally binding! Can the two learn to get along, or will 'til death do us part' come just a bit too soon?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Out of his Depth by Anne Phoenix reviews
Co-authored by ARITHILIM. When an undercover operation goes wrong, Alex's strength is pushed to the limit. But he is a child playing in a grown-up world... warning: Torture, one-shot, written for Spyfest 2010
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Abyss of Revenge by Anne Phoenix reviews
Final part in the Blood & Fire arc. Having once again escaped Scorpia, Alex finds himself in a different sort of trouble. But if Alex is going down, he's determined on taking everyone with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,695 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Jaded Little Freeloader by Crowlows19 reviews
Alex has decided that Wolf is his temporary guardian whether the soldier likes it or not. Jaded Little Brat sequel. Because you asked so nicely. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
The Woes of Brookland by Crowlows19 reviews
When the Cherubs reappear Alex is forced to work with them in order to save his school. Will they get the job done in time? Sequal to One Strange Day.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
The Girl I Like Was Struck By Lightning by VickyVicarious reviews
When Lightning Strikes - from Rob's POV. I'm planning on doing the entire series, but who knows how far I'll actually get. Contains dialogue from the book.
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rob W., Jess M. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Intermission by Von reviews
A slightly AU missing segment of Point Blanc. Wolf and his team are the ones to recover Alex's body from the base of the mountain. OneShot. No ships.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Alex R./Cub - Complete