When a modern Englishman dies in a car crash and finds himself in asoiaf, he gets the shock of his life. Forced into an impossible situation, he's armed with only his wits and knowledge of things to come. Will he fall into despair or forge his own destiny? A self-insert fanfiction.

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

A British diplomat wakes up in Westeros.

His siblings looked nothing like his father, what with their golden hair and emerald eyes. Why, looking at Myrcella was like looking at a mirror of his mother. Not that Damon had any right to talk. When HE looked in a mirror, he saw his uncle Jaime.

In Rome, Poseidon is called Neptune. In Westeros, they call him the Drowned God. Percy Jackson washes ashore in the Iron Islands and the Ironborn don't know whether to revere him or murder him. If only they'd known the cautionary tale of what happened to Atlantis.

No matter how much creativity authors might exert in setting up self-insertion stories, there are some situations you just don't see. Wonder why? [Oneshot. Parody.]

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Sansa Stark closes her eyes for the last time in blazing fire of her own making… And opens her eyes in the cold, utterly beautiful and familiar place she thought forever lost. She cries out in a joyous, loud melody of redemption and second chances. The Coming of the Queen of the North, sweetly sung with a song of ice and fire upon her rose lips. AU. Time-Fic.

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

An 'What if' scenario. How would Westeros fare if one of the 4 greatest generals of Ancient China were to be re-incarnated in war-torn Westeros. A general with unparalleled military skills is re-incarnated into House Martell, which fundamentally alters the future of Westeros. Absolutely non-compliant with Canon. Now, War, Politics and Scheming take on a whole new level in Westeros.

A story examining the life of Eyron Stark, the second born son of Ned and Cat Stark. A SI/OC with *no book* knowledge. A realistic insert focused on exploring the culture shock of being in Westeros, and fleshing out the subtle politics and culture of the North.

I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.

Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.

Yet another SI story. This one follows a most unfortunate man as he tries to survive living in Westeros in the body of Sansa Stark as an inevitable war breakouts all around him. Fair warning, issues of body dysphoria, loss of identity and sexuality abound.

AU. 'She couldn't turn out ridiculous in front of him by saying nothing. She had to say something – anything. "Do you…" 'Say something, or he'll think you stupid.' But what? "Do you believe in prophecies?" She blurted out in one breath.' Cersei shares the secret with Rhaegar and everything changes (or turns out just like it was supposed to). I own nothing.

"And what would you give child, to do it all again? To erase the infinite, and revive the slain? To have a chance to wipe away all your love one's strife and pain?" "Anything." she promised. The old witch smiled wickedly, red eyes gleaming. "Then it's time for a new reign." Arya opened her mouth to ask what she meant, but it was too late. *IOW: Arya Stark goes back in time*

With a successful expedition to the forbidden lands of Old Valyria, dragons have returned to the world accompanied by the resurgence of powerful magic. The Targaryens are not the only faction that seeks to harness the eldritch powers for their own ends. In the third century of Aegon's dynasty their reign and very existence will be threatened as it has never been before.

AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Retired Auror Harry Potter is summoned back to Hogwarts one last time, to solve one last mystery, to cheat death again, and make amends for the sins of the past...

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric

When May finds out he's Spider-Man, something inside her snaps. She begins to abuse him but Peter's just a kid, what's he supposed to do? How could he stand up to his last remaining family member? May can't be mad forever... right? WARNINGS FOR CHILD ABUSE, ALCOHOLISM, GRAPHIC SUICIDE OF A MINOR CHARACTER DRUG ABUSE, MAJOR PANIC ATTACKS & SELF HARM *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Rowena Ravenclaw's champion, Daniel Lovage, is given a second chance to make the Wizarding World a better place. Taken from his world, he is given the task to keep the world from becoming as dark as it did. But even though it is a new world to him, doesn't mean that he doesn't have terrible secrets, even if he himself doesn't know what they are.

When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.

The resurrected Jon Snow leads a Ranging of Night's Watch brothers and Free Folk north of the Wall to defeat the Night King. He returns alone, with the full power of winter behind him.

HPLV. An "ordinary" Death Eater, Harry hides his true self to survive in this world ruled by the murderer of his parents. On his way to revenge, he schemes, kills, uses unwitting people, plays games with his superiors. He doesn't have anything to lose, and the path he is walking looks clear and uncomplicated. Until the Dark Lord himself takes an interest in him. Dark!Harry

"After careful consideration, I've arrived at two conclusions on the nature of my existence: 1. There is a God. 2. He is laughing uncontrollably." A random college student gets dumped into the body of Tywin Lannister on the eve of House Reyne's demise. He may be able to survive the coming battles, but whether he'll be able to navigate what follows is another matter entirely.

"I'm Sirius Black," said the boy. "Who the hell are you?" Draco hesitated. Well how the hell was he supposed to answer this? / / Back in 1976, Draco has a lot on his hands...avoiding questions (both students' and teachers'), playing his part well, & trying himself to understand why on earth he was sorted into Gryffindor this time around. It's going to be one hell of a ride. . .

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

There are things hidden in the far north, secrets buried under ice. Jon Snow faces the white walkers early, and stumbles upon a power that could change the world. It forges a new path for him and everyone around him - and a new journey south, a journey as a dragon. The world begins to change - with steel and snow, fire and blood...

Dropped alone in a world of magic that seems strangely familiar, I must take up arms to save the day-or I could just tell Dumbledore and let him deal with it? Yeah, I prefer that idea. A Harry Potter Self-Insert fic.

Lily Luna Potter was caught up in a romance that she didn't realize was toxic. With the help of her brothers, she works to put it behind her. (Please read the warnings in the author's note. Title is a bit misleading; not a light-hearted tale. High T for sensitive subjects, not in detail.)

One day, Christopher died and woke up as everyone's favorite character-Peter Pettigrew. "Don't suppose there's a return policy on this kind of thing? 'Cause...I think I want a refund." With Christopher as Peter, how much will change? Semi-SI(Self Insert)/OC. Marauders-Era. undecided pairing, slash, m/m, m/f, bi, multi-shippings

Waking up as a prince in one of the more violent, grim fantasy worlds isn't all that bad. You've just got to seize your opportunities where you find them, kill a few people who really deserve it, and derail canon as much as possible. It's smooth sailing after that. Wait, that didn't work? Everything is still going to hell? Aww, no. That wasn't supposed to happen. SI

A college student finds himself transported into a strange land with burgeoning magical powers, and is taken in by Ned Stark. Will he sink or swim in this medieval society, and will he ever get home? OC-insert without knowledge of Game of Thrones, new planeswalker. Slow power ramp.

Harry Potter, the Master of Death, travels to the Land of Faerie to seek and destroy the last horcrux of the Dark Lord Voldemort.

Slightly AU story. Saito Hiraga refuses to let people walk all over him. He had plans, he was going to join ROTC, he was going to outrank his brother and sister, he was going to help people. He was smart enough for it, he was strong enough for it, he was determined to be at the top of his future class. But one summoning spell changes everything, and he loses control of his future.

Pull a thread and the tapestry unravels. A song of ice and fire from the very first note. All the difference a drunk, a dwarf and a dragonbone dagger might have made in the right order. An audacious attempt to weave something new from the same web G R R Martin has spun. Likely to be epic length, and to contain aspects of all genres. Will be written faster than Winds of Winter!

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

With growing unease, I note that the so venerated Maesters at Oldtown have started to adjust the events of my reign in a nearly utopian narration. Gone are the mistakes I made in my reign, only the glory and honorable deaths are left. So in these last days before the Stranger takes me too I will attempt to give an account of my life, the events that shaped me and my rule. SI-OC

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

A modern American man finds himself in Westeros. Armed with foreknowledge, semi-modern technology and with Seven years to prepare, can the new Lord Hunter Whent of Harrenhal decide who wins the Game of Thrones?

Hatake Kakashi; from prodigy, to pariah, to elite, to traitor. His mind was as sharp as his Lightning Cutter, and he knew that the Uchiha Clan's butchering was no 'test of capacity'. And so he spoke, and so he was marked: S-rank nuke-nin. No more a silent assassin, no more a killer from the shadows, Kakashi breathed in the air of freedom and made his mark on the world.

The original epilogue to A Cadmean Victory before I decided to make the last chapter the epilogue and leave things hanging. Obviously it's just a single chapter and scene, but I thought I might as well share it as a separate story for those who wanted to see my version of the ending.

The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.

Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.

The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

You know those times where you look at a game and say to yourself "If it was me in there, I would do it better"? Don't do that, that is what we call 'tempting Fate', and it will never end well.

It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.

Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.

Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.

Sequel to TCOTK. Dumbledore is dead, the Horcrux's might is shattered, time has righted itself and the Ministry is splintered. Duke of England and King of Hogwarts, Harry Potter faces the truths of power as he battles against himself to avoid becoming what he has defeated. Outside enemies prepare their forces and ready themselves...as Atlantis' shadows loom over them all.

Harry Potter always had a way of attracting trouble. Who knew trouble could be so attractive? Some Harry/Ginny; Some Harry/OC. One does not simply sex up the French Minister of Magic's daughter and expect it to stay quiet... CHAPTER NINE POSTED ON 8.30.13

Nothing is as it seems on the path to power. Bodies and conspiracies litter the road as daggers shine in the air. Treacheries centuries old leave the place to decade long plans that are just now coming to fruition, and Harry Dursley questions himself through a journey that shall lead him to drastically change his perception of the world. It's all a matter of perspective, after all.

In which idle and newly-dismissed pawns seek new methods to find employment in Gran Soren.

Through the Veil of the department of Mystery he fell. In one story, he returns to his world. In another, he arrives into a world of Canon and of surprises. With two years of difference in theory, but a practical side to make up for it, how will Harry Wyllt, heir of Hogwarts, change the fifth year? (Written sporadically as Spin-Off of Harry Dursley and the Chronicles of the King)

Jon is born with purple eyes.

Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.

In which Barnaby establishes a guild for his fellow pawns, and gives them some helpful advice.

Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?

A plague has swept across Britain, wiping out the Muggle population. Ignorant of his heritage and the magical world, a ten year-old Harry Potter is left to fend for himself against two factions, each plotting and conspiring to find him before the other.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Fifty years ago, Grindelwald won the duel that shaped the world. In a land overwhelmed by darkness, a hero emerges: a young wizard with the power, influence and opportunity to restore the light. Harry Potter, caught up in a deadly game of cat and mouse, must decide what he truly believes. Does this world deserve redemption? Or, more importantly, does he?

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.