Hello, hello, hello :) I humbly welcome you to my profile. (Why you'd be here, though, is unknown to me)

As for story updates, sometimes they're quick sometimes, well . . . not so quick. (Procrastination is my first, middle and last name.

Yup.

So, here's some random stuff for you to chew on:

My Name? Well, its long and weird. I don't know anyone who has the same name as me (I even went as far as googling it . . . still no results... except for a hotel) I asked my mom why I have such an odd name, she shrugged and said, "I like names that no one else has." Funny, because I know people that have the same names as my brother and sister-_- well, just call me Smash, Smashie, or if you're feeling Canadian, Smasheh. ;) By the way, the origin of that pen name is quite simple; Brawl had just come out (or was coming out?) and it was on my mind. :)

My Age? Huh, too young in my opinion. Though, apparently, you can't tell by my writing style (so I've heard, but I have no idea what that means...)

My Gender? Gosh, I should just keep you guessing as if it's not obvious. (I hope it is) But since I'm nice, (LIES) I'll tell you I'm a girl. Female. Chick. Lady. Woman. The same breed your mother is. (TRUTHS!)

`I'm very random, but given the situation, I can be serious.

`I love music. All music, but today's pop bothers me just a little bit... I try to stay as open-minded as possible (this doesn't just pertain to music, but all aspects in life) Really, you'll find just about everything my music. Though, I'll admit, there's not a whole lot from this century, maybe some early 2000s, a little bit, haha.

`I love to read. Again, all genres are fine by me! I do love The Chronicles of Narnia though. I love fantasy and Sci-Fi! The series I didn't enjoy was Twilight. Don't get offended if you enjoyed the books, but to be honest, I wasn't really moved. I prefer more violent vampires... My favourite series of books in very underrated, but I love it. The Pagan Chronicles by Catherine Jinks. :)

`To sum it all up: I just love. Love everything!

'Cause you know: Love is all you need.

Okay, Now I'll go into my fics for a bit.

Arranged Love-

This story takes about eleven years after Link was sent back in time, and saved Termina. He's back in Hyrule, but no one knows about his feats and adventures, not even the woman he loves most, Malon. As though it were a miracle, Link finds a way to Malon. Arranged marriage. Malon is quite upset with this, but can Link change her mind? And can she possibly fall in love with him? This was probably the first story I ever began and finished that wasn't a school assignment. It's quite a pitiful piece if I look on it now XD but, it holds importance. It was also the first romantic thing I'd ever tried, yeah that was a fail, too XD It's a bit rushed as well, but I have no intention of editing, IT HOLDS IMPORTANCE. I want to look back on it in a few years and see how I've changed. Well, anyway, if you're interested in something cute and dramatic, read away, friend!

To Meet Again-

I didn't put way too much thought into this story, it was written out of randomness, so updates aren't frequent. Basically, It's a present-time story about a young man, Link, leaving his girlfriend, Malon, after hearing that she's pregnant with his child. This seems like a shallow and uncharacteristic thing for him to do, but what if there's more to it? Anyway, venture five or six years into the future, and see how Malon and Link meet again, in a rather strange way. What if Link wants to explain himself and beg Malon's forgiveness? What if she's moved on and found another? What of their daughter? I keep changing how I want things so yeah, it could take a while to finish. A much more dramatic story than "Arranged Love" but a bit more random too, Hehe . . . Sheik. Any way, if you like soap operas, read it ;)

I Don't Understand-

Yeah, neither do I. This was written on a whim. I was in a pretty crap mood and mad for some reason, so I had to write it. It's the first time I've written in First Person, too. And I felt sorry for Dante (I don't care if he's not real! D:) When you buy a video game or whatever, it comes with a manuel thing that tells the story and whatnot, but the characters don't get that, they have to figure everything out! They don't even get to watch cut scenes of people they thought were their friends, plotting against them! Now I'm getting mad again. Read it if you like to dig into people's minds and think about what they might be feeling.

Well, that's it for now. Is there anything else you need (probably want) to know? Don't hesitate at all to PM me :)

Also, I have an undying love for Johnny Depp and his movies. :) (Have been, ever since I watched Edward Scissorhands a couple of years ago.) Only he can pull off, and look totally sexy in stage make-up. :)

Peace, love, and empathy

--Smashie