Sometimes life hits you like a bucket of cold water. What do you do when someone alters your life without even trying? The Adventures of Barney & Hobbit, along with Coke vs Pepsi wars, José and a too-gay-to-function Mrs. C.

I wonder when I stopped envying her curves and started envying the hands that got to touch them unabashedly.

AU I enter the office cautiously, you never know what to expect with these people, and the last thing I need is some shock therapy in the morning. Who am I kidding? The last thing I need is to be here, in the morning, or ever, for that matter.

Oneshot: Spencer and Ashley. Domesticated. Porn, neon signs, bicycles, guitars, Katherine Hepburn, hardwood floors, notebooks, Raisin Bran, Eighteen Century Fiction, lipgloss, telephones, old jeans, Ohio winters, California Dreamin'. Fluff.