Kyuukyuusha
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Joined 08-02-09, id: 2033482, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Oh shizz! D:

Call me Flo~

I liek.. stuff.

Interests: Anime, Martial Arts, Pocky, Music

Anime: Naruto Shippuden, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran high School Host Club, Tokko, Descendants of Darkness, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note.

Yaoi parings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, KakashixIruka e3e;;

THIS IS TEH STUFF DAT I SAW AND I LIEK:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

xxx

kthnxbai D:

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Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Sceleratus by IceCrome reviews
In four years, everything changes. AU. SasoDei. Rated for later chapters. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Brink of Insanity by IceCrome reviews
...You just had to leave me Danna, didn't you...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Love Story by color.me.lovelessx reviews
HidanxOc oneshot based off of Taylor Swift's new song, 'Love Story'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sasori and Deidara the Explorer by blackgal010 reviews
What happens when 2 dangerous Akatsuki members get whisked away to Dora the Explorer's world? and What happens when Boots and Dora get to be Akatsuki members assigned in kidnapping Gaara? Rated T for foul Language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
I got captured by Deidara by Terrier Zii reviews
Some people might give up when they get captured by Sranked criminals...not me! For the betterment of humanity I plan to go down fighting! Never underestimate the power of idiocy and people like me in extraordinary situations...! DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Deidara
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Koi Monogatari reviews
Rini's first time in an American School! Err.. I dunno what else to say. HidanxOC.. I think
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hidan