Hey all! I'm coming back to Fanfiction. Not really actually. I have been trying to write stories but I end up erasing them in the end. Plus, I've been reading a lot of fanfiction.

Currently on my list:

The Uzumaki Princess

I realize this wasn't exactly the most stellar work. I have been taking classes on how to write better, so I hope to write better now.

Laters!

Highlight the one that are you

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I'm underage. But the partying...)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm NOT SKINNY, so I MUST be overweight. (Woah Bud. You are treading a thin line between anihalation, or just plain death.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I love ANIME, so I MUST be Japanese or weird. (Wish I was... But being Taiwanese rules too!)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (...)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-tch. (Well then... :))

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to h-ll.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to h-ll.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Most of my friends don't know I'm Buddhist.)

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I must not have my virginity.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, hooker. (I learn sword dancing. And fan dancing. Wanna go?)

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a hooker. (They're comfortable.)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (It works with EVERYTHING.)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking b-tch.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible hooker.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I love my highlights.)

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I dress what I am.)

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Really?)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl. -_-''')

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hooker.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (New fashions often start with one switch.)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Quirks eyebrow.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Well there. Good luck surviving the afternoon.)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Some people just don't want to be in a relationship... in middle school.)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Cough *B* Cough)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm in CHOIR, so I MUST be an outcast. (We have almost 100 students in our choir.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Each of us are unique in our own special way.)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (I can't even breathe in there!)

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a hooker.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Well. Some of us are smarter than others. *stares at person who thinks this*)

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I try to make FRIENDS, so I MUST want sex. (Okay. This is just stupid.)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Then what happened to the people who don't support Gay Rights?)

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (My friends and I are the minority of it all.)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b-tch. (Well. If its between the extremes, I rather be over controlling than weak.)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Born with it. Deal with it.)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b-tch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (They are interesting.)

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (Two Syllables. Cos-play.)

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Not for people who are 3-d.)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I should curse you to forever faceplant.)

I like POKEMON, so I MUST be a geek and a loser. (GO PICKACHU! VOLT TACKLE!)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (You, me, on the wrestling mat... NOW!)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (What gave you that idea?)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Go speak to the creative ones bub.)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (Not all the time. I'm allergic to sunscreen, that's all.)

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (The color is pretty.)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm not exactly low on the food chain you know!)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I don't want to die because of pollution.)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Well... Excuse me!)

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (Welcome to the 20th century idiot!)

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I am against abortion, but not cause im conservative.)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (GO FINN AND JAKE! GO PHINEAS AND FERB!)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Nothing is just fate. There is a little luck in there too...)

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (They do pretty stupid stuff.)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I'm a girl. So I can't exactly be gay... just saying.)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a greasy slime ball.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.(I have depression so yeah)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.(So people will think it is weird)

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.(Games are fun)

I focus on SCHOOLWORK so I MUST be a TEACHER'S PET.

I don't TALK A LOT so I MUST be a SHY, ANTI-SOCIAL LOSER.