This is the collection of alternate, NSFW chapters for Surprise Guest. Should be read in conjunction with SG, but if you're only here for the sex scenes... I guess I've made them easy to find.

AU. Lucy's life had grown rather predictable over the last few years. She worked, she slept, she spent time with her cat, and she drank at the bar on Fridays with her friends. She could use a little excitement, but that was unlikely in the quiet town of Magnolia. That is, until HE shows up in her kitchen. (And why was her cat so happy about it?)

Lucy's life is perfect and she's ready to brag about it to all her friends until she finds out her man has been cheating on her. In a desperate moment to please her father, she lies and states she is already engaged... to Natsu, her childhood friend. But little does anyone know, they aren't engaged and they haven't spoken to one another in years. Nalu Fake Marriage AU

Immortal/Reincarnation AU. There are immortals and there are those who reincarnate, though it's best to keep these things hidden. Lucy is attending college and meets Natsu, a mischievous boy with pink hair, a devilish smile, and a body that never ages.

Natsu is bored in a life of stuffy propriety. He was built for rougher things but the Crown Prince needs to keep up appearances during the daylight hours. At night, he sneaks out of the castle and tussles with commoners, unintentionally uncovering a plot that has put his family and his kingdom at risk. Lucy, the mysterious golden girl in the midst of it all, might be his undoing.

He was the most arrogant, small-minded, presumptuous, attractive, funny, pig-of-a-man she'd ever met. And he only lived a few feet away. (AU Nalu) Rated M for language and mature themes

Princess Lucy is trapped in a nightmarish reality- and when things seem to only worsen; the kingdom falls. Now at the mercy of Fiore's new king, Lucy is forced into an unwilling wedding or face the consequences.

What do you do when your best friend - who you also happen to harbor secret feelings for - suddenly loses all sense of personal boundaries? This is the question Lucy is suddenly forced to deal with when Natsu takes a funky potion and ends up going into heat. How will the dynamic duo deal with this problem of dragon-sized proportions? NaLu obviously.

As the last of her tribe and prisoner to slavers, Lucy falls into the hands of a man as wild as the flames that destroyed her clan. She's been given a second chance, but why does her savior awaken a fire she has never felt before? Preview by Zippi44.

Natsu's in heat and Lucy's starving. They were just what the other needed.

Lucy runs away from her horrible home life to enroll at Fairy Tail a School of Arts and become a singer. However, she gets lost in the city and ends up kissing a pink haired guitarist. Mainly Nalu, but will include Gruvia, Gajevy, Jerza and more!

The story of Kagome Higurashi: talking off clients, surviving her bachelor's degree, and having a secret Not-Friends-with-Benefits arrangement with the most attractive jerk ever. Who she definitely isn't falling in love with. Not even a little. InuKag.

Two decades after Asura's defeat, life has settled back into its normal rhythm, but there will always be those that seek to harm the world. Luckily, there will always be heroes ready to rise up and stop them, even if those heroes don't believe in themselves quite yet. SoMa, TsuStar. Ep: You know what they say about the best laid plans...