Hi, this is Samara and Iris's shared account. Whenever something is typed in italics, you know that Samara (That's me) is talking. Iris will choose her own font when she finds the "Profile/Bio" option. Our first story is a POTC/RENT crossover because we're cool like that. Here's some stuff I thought you might want to know about me:

My own account is Overthemoon2139.

I love RENT, The Ring, Medium, Dead Like Me, and Scream. SVU's an obsession too.

I think Randy is one of the greatest characters ever, along with Angel, George, and Olivia.

I prefer comedic writing, and feel uncomfortable with drama. Crackfics are mucho love.

I think Samara is the single best villian in history. Screw Freddy Krueger.

Now, it tis' Iris. Now first off, I am: Captain Iris Sparrow. Make sure you remember the "Captain" part.. Savvy? I have my own account, but I pretty much forgot about it so now it's buried in dust and ashes now.

I am a extremely big fan of Johnny Depp. Him and Tim Burton have the most awesomest weirdness ever. -fangirl squeal-

I am married to Captain Jack Sparrow the Almigthy one. Him, Barbosa, and Davey Jones, (and teh kraken) are awesome. To hell with Will & Elizabeth.

Usually, I write comedic writing.. or fanfiction. Romantic stuff just isn't me, unless it's a His Dark Materials type of thing.

Favorite Movies: Edward Scissorhands, The Sound of Music, Pirates of The Caribbean (1-3), & Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Favorite Televsion Shows: Television pretty much blows.

Favorite Books: His Dark Materials, The Chronicles of Narnia, Maximum Ride, and Haryr Potter (How the hell did I forget that?)

Favorite Actor: Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, or Geoffrey Rush

Favorite Actress: Julie Andrews

But Iris, you told me you didn't even see Sweeney Todd yet! Eh, whatever. My turn again. Right now, we have the first chapter of a story about Angel and Jack Sparrow meeting done but the jackassed two day limit won't let us post it. Asshats.

I agree with Iris about television though. There are literally only three television shows I watch, and one of them I'm rewatching (It only had two seasons... damn Showtime... I'm talking about Dead Like Me by the way). American Idol can get cancelled for all I care. It sucks ass through a straw. I'm not sure who made up that quote, but I'm pretty sure it was Ali, Lindsey, or Ian (you guys fuckin' rock).

That was Lindsai, dood. Yeah, I didn't see Sweeney Todd but I already know the entire movie by heart, so that counts! American Idol's only watchable season was the first season, and when Carrie Underwood was on there. (She's kick-ass.) It's also amusing looking at Paula's little Coke cup and knowing there isn't actually Coke in there. But, otherwhise it sucks.

We can really go on forever, can't we Samara:D

Yup. I knew Lindsey said that! Well, actually I didn't, but... shut up. By the way, I'm taking an official poll. Have you ever heard of Jamie Kennedy? Because Iris says no one has. But I know that's not true. Because he is Teh Randy. THERE'S A FORMULA TO IT! A VERY SIMPLE FORMULA! EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT!

Ahem.

I never said no one has, I said the hundreds of people I asked didn't. OH! What now?

Whatever. I like RENT.

I SAW TEH SWEENEY TODD!

Judge Turpin's tight gold pants scare me.. As much as I love Alan Rickman, but seriously..

I think this is the part of the profile where we put cool quotes that people say:

"By the way, I am totally owning it... I know that I am going straight to Hell."- Kathy Griffin

Okay..

"If Tim asked me to have sex with an aardvark in one of his movies, I would do it."- Johnny Depp (I couldn't find the exact wording.)

Mrs.Lovett: I wonder when Pirelli'll get back.
Sweeney Todd: (cleaning a razor and moving to a point where his bloody sleeve is in view) He won't be back.

Me: How are you guys going to be perverted today?
Steve: NAKED TWISTER!
Becca: Isn't that basically sex if someone falls?