Hello all of my precious readers (and everyone else)! Thanks for taking the time to look at my profile. You may all call me Emzie *waves happily* Good to meet you guys! This fanfiction account is going to be my attempt to improve my writing skills as well as being the perfect outlet for my fangirling (I'm sure all of you can relate). I really love writing, and I love you guys, so this is going to be awesome! Spread the love!

An Update:

Hi guys! Some of you have been reading my story called "A Second Chance." I'm sorry to tell all of you that I have deleted it. I just hated it. I liked it at first, then I ruined it, and then I couldn't stand to write on it anymore or even look at it. So I have officially "canceled" it. I'm sorry to everyone out there who was reading it, I really am. I love you all.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Hope you guys love this poem as much as I do!

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Another Quote:

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one."
-George R.R Martin

Copy and Paste:

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions LOTR, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile (All the time! Sometimes, I'll be reading a book at school and I'll start talking to the characters and my friends look at me like I'm insane. It's fun though)

If you try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Lol ;D)

A freaking awesome poem from Lord of the Rings:

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

- JRR Tolkien

Seriously though, isn't it the epitome of epicness or what!?

Alarm clock: because every morning should start with a heart attack ;D

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are why I have trust issues.

I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, then I realized -- look what's telling me that.

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

I’m late because:

1) I lost my way – twice
2) My time-turner broke
3) A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to
4) The TARDIS sent me to the wrong time period

5) I couldn’t decide what fandom to reference

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

The Stupidest Things On Products(found this on Maethorelen's profile)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (You might've said that before I did that?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really? Wow!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I have to admit, I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Ooh! I didn't know peanuts also included nuts!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Man, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful.)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Man! That's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?! Why didn't you tell me before?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (GASP! The shoplifter special!)

Heart-Wrenching Moment Below:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I don't know how far re-posting this will go in ending homophobia, but I hope it made everybody think for a while and maybe have a change of heart. And don't just do your part to end homophobia, do your part to end all prejudice out there.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night, he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it, too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not! Please it's too scary!

Boy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy: I love you babe.

In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.