Shrek is waiting for his boyfriend, Gordon Ramsay, to come back home. Will his boyfriend ever be back? How will things go for him and his famous boyfriend?

Why are you reading this? Who told you to click the link and READ this fanfiction? Are you /trying/ to make yourself suffer? Well, go ahead. But don't cry to me after you've finished this. Just don't.

Exactly what the title says.

This story is gay. Seriously. Made for laughs and wtf moments. (You can even cry if you want to. Lots of slash and dumb things for the bored asswipe inside me)

Pakku is a sixteen year old boy attending a prestigious high school. How he entered? Pure luck! Or maybe fate? Pakku only minded his own business... that is, until he has had enough of Pinky's bullying. Pakku later finds himself dealing with Pinky as a love rival for Pepper (Ms. Pacman). However, things begin to be a bit rocky as their relationship changes.(BoyxBoy!) T for language