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I exist, all else is subject to change without warning.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

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Insanity by Erisabeisuu reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after the last task only to be found innocent two years later, now he plans his revenge with a little insanity. And he's going to take the wizarding world by storm. Slash HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Bleeding Clown by parselslyth reviews
Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape. Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,924 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unexpected by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP/DHcompatible. "It's Snape, isn't it? You're insane is all I can say, completely nutters."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Sons of Reproach by Lyndotia reviews
Harry has just returned from his first year at Hogwarts and, after a visit from a house elf, the Dursleys lock him up, vowing never to let him return to the magical world. Then a most unexpected person turns up: Severus Snape. EVENTUAL Snape Adopts Harry fic; I repeat, this is not slash, and they will not randomly change their minds about each other in chapter three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,166 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Ties That Bind by placeholder89 reviews
Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,763 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Gift by Keina Snape reviews
TRANSLATIONHarry receives a very special gift for his 16th birthday, which quickly comes in handy when things get really bad at Privet Drive this summer.But when he finds refuge at Snape's,everything starts to get complicated..No slash, guardian fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 440,274 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Polyandry and Other Problems by refya reviews
A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,089 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 5,770 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A World of One by Nervous.Laugh reviews
Bella finds out that she is more important to the Cullen's then she thought. And after they split up, it is up to Bella to find them again; it is up to her to rescue them from themselves. Will she succeed? Set in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,806 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella - Complete
Drained into Darkness by love-cry-laugh-live reviews
When she is attacked in her garden Hermione Granger becomes a creature of the night. She recives help from a surprising source, but when a threat to their scoiety means they have to work together could they find love in the darkness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,876 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Cub by Jadie Stee reviews
Harry has come into his inheritance. It is not all that he has hoped for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,754 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Secrets by trizfores reviews
Hermione isn't who you think she is. Some secrets are about to be revealed. Rated M for certain reasons. SS/HG. Read & Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 73,226 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Real Illusion by Tsuby73 reviews
Harry Potter is badly abused by the Dursleys, but he finds a new way to defend himself. Could this be "the Power the Dark Lord knows not"? Who is going to help Harry? Harry-Snape bonding/mentorship. AU Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Splintered and Broken by A plus reviews
He had watched as the thin wood snapped across her knee with a violence he had not known she possessed. He had been her teacher for seven years and had never seen this girl give up at anything. Voldemort wins, Hermione leaves, Severus waits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,924 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Disregarding Reality by stephpotter31 reviews
Hermione Granger has always been at the top of her class, but no one really knows why she's so smart. A changing Snape confronts her about this. Eventually SH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What I Want My Words to Do to You by Ladymage Samiko reviews
When Snape receives a letter from a 'secret admirer', the following correspondence is anything but ordinary. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sincerely Yours, Miss Granger by Raven Varie reviews
Hermione is on a quest to find the truth about her former Professor and becoming a new teacher at Hogwarts certainly makes it easier. However, Snape visits her bedchamber in the middle of the night and coerces her into a sacred wizard's oath
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,829 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Oatmeal and Almond Drink by thecowscumhome reviews
It is sweet to have someone wait patiently for you, who never tires of your presence. A Hermione and Snape Two-shot. Just a nice piece of reflection of the relationship. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shadows of Desperation by August Sky reviews
When the Sorting Hat decides that it is time to correct the wrong Sorting of several students or risk the fate of the world, Harry Potter’s life is thrown upside down. Can he find solace in his new House, or are the wounds just too deep to heal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Smitten by Ms-Figg reviews
An underaged Hermione stalks Severus Snape. Very OOC, very unlikely scenario, written as a role reversal of "The Smitten Pedophile" Exploratory. No sex. See A/N for more details. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Other, Parody, UST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Dangers of Dating Granger by DeeSquared reviews
Divorced, thirty-year-old Hermione finds herself in the unbelievable situation of being courted by Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Till Death Do Us Part by refya reviews
Hermione and Severus have marriage troubles. The only way out is death … Or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Knock at the Door by A plus reviews
Hermione disappears for two years and the shows up on Harry's doorstep one night dying, and with a child. It was a mother's last request. She knew him too well. HGSS, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Houdini's Tables by vanityfair reviews
They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Forget Me Not by vanityfair reviews
Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,562 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Letters from the Inside by katherineaw reviews
Albus Dumbledore receives regular missives from an unknown Death Eater by the name of Cassie during the first Voldemort War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Albus D., Hermione G.
Never 'told' the truth by GoddessMoonLady reviews
DEATH fic. Harry's dying. Snapes there to here his last words. Very sweet. A litle sad. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete