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Haiii, my name is Ashlee I'm a 16 year old British/Scottish girl I'm unnecessarily a messy and disorganized human being and I'm a huge dork

So I love Hamilton I FUCKING LOVE IT go listen to it


The Rules of Hogwarts:

I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand.

I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day".

I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort.

I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go!' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.

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Foretelling Destiny by Astoria92 reviews
The Oxford dictionary defines destiny as "the events that will necessarily happen to a particular person or thing in the future". How does a bathothel contract set destiny's plan into action 20 years before its suppose to menifest? And why does destiny NEED a union of Draco & Harry? Over 31,000 views! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Harry P., Draco M.
WolfStar in One-Hundred Words by NeonDomino reviews
Drabble and One-Shot Collection [Latest Chapter] Sirius prides himself on knowing what the customer wants - but this customer is different. [Latest Chapter] Sirius regrets turning Remus down. Does Remus still feel the same about him as he did before?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 160 - Words: 81,393 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Peter P.
Perfection Lost by Ariyanna reviews
AU-Instead of dying, James disappears. Sirius doesn't go after Peter. Remus doesn't run away. Harry grows up in a happy home with the Dursleys. Dudley dies as an infant. What will happen with the war of Dark and Light with all of these changes? Will Voldemort still rise? Harry will have to choose his path. Will he choose the Dark, or the Light?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Petunia D.
Teddy Bear by HogwartsPrincess89 reviews
Teddy Remus Lupin isn't really a Lupin. The Weasley's Sunday dinner is interrupted by Andromeda Tonks who brings a letter from his mother saying who his real father is. AU fic, two years after the war. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,380 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2018 - Published: 5/10/2017 - [Charlie W., N. Tonks] Teddy L.
With Professor Lupin's help by Pepper-up Pomfrey reviews
When Harry is missing from one of his classes, Ron and Hermione bring it to the attention of Professor Lupin that they were worried about his whereabouts. When Harry is found, they find out something else about Harry, that worries all of the teachers in the school. Sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,323 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Harry P., Remus L.
A Place Called Home by ladivina reviews
When Belle looks in the mirror her father is already being taken to the asylum. Belle and the Beast hurry to get him out. Returning too late to break the curse, they strive to find another way to reverse it.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,206 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Gaston
A Fugitive's Love by Padfootandpuppy reviews
Sirius and Remus kidnap Harry after James and Lily's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 3/19/2017
A Boy's First Hero is his Daddy by JessMariano10 reviews
After Lily passes away, Severus Snape is left to care for their four-year-old son, Harry, who suddenly starts acting up after Lily's death. How will Severus manage being a Healer, and a single father to a mischievous son?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 3/27/2017 - Harry P., Severus S.
Raising Teddy Lupin by MissandMarauder reviews
When Andromeda passes away a few years after the war, Harry contests Draco in a custody battle over his godson, Teddy. The Wizengamot's decision throws them together, and a broken relationship sends Hermione back to Grimmauld Place. How many twenty-somethings does it take to raise a toddler? Stick around to find out. Draco/Hermione/Harry Triad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Teddy L.
Truth or Dare in Potter Manor by AshfeatherISS reviews
After a failed plan, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Remus, Sirius, Neville, Luna, Voldemort, Bellatrix, Lucius, Draco, Narcissa, Severus and Blaise all end up trapped in Potter Manor. And what do they do to pass the time? Play Truth or Dare of course! Parts of this story will be used in another story. Particularly the pairing, friends, Merlin scale results and powers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 4/23/2017 - [Harry P., Severus S., Tom R. Jr.]
The marauders time at hogwats by Mis Moony reviews
Well... summary... It's the time when the marauders go to hogwarts. Will inclued Wolfstar (Remus x Sirius) and Jily or Lames (James x Lily) There you go. And i'm sorry if i misspelled something english is my second language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
James and Lily Potter Return by bammysammy2002 reviews
James and Lily have returned and are angry at Dumbledore. Sirius is free and Remus is cured from his furry problem Evil! Dumbledore, Evil! Snape and Good!, Powerful! James and Lily. James/Lily slash, Hermione/Harry and Ron Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Abandoned by Lumiellie reviews
Harry Potter is left behind in a park by the Dursleys. Sirius Black is walking out late at night. What happens when they meet and Sirius and Remus end up raising him. The life of Harry drastically changes and some old secrets eventually come to light. There will be slash (SB/RL)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L.
It's Not Everyday Love by sn0wy.mk21 reviews
What happens when Harry and Hermione go across the pond to start thier lives anew? but, they won't be going alone Draco, Blaise, Theo, Teddy, Remus, Lupin, Narcissa, Lucius Malfoy (Draco's parents) Neville and Ginny are coming along. Trouble is brewing and the small town of Forks are in for a wild crazy ride. Seth/Hermione/Jared, Jacob/Harry/Draco (three some) on both couples! R/R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,736 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Jared, Seth
Choking on Air by AllISeeAreStars reviews
Remus was away on Halloween of 1981 and came back to find his life and family torn apart by unexpected betrayal. Now he must care for Sirius' daughter, Ithaca, despite the fresh pain of loneliness. Then he must watch as the girl he raised is off to fight a war left to children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/20/2017 - Published: 5/12/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC
Then and Now by HP Slash Luv reviews
Written for Liza (NeonDomino). This will be a interconnected collection of six drabbles in chronological order, detailing the evolution of James/Hermione. With a side pairing of Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 5/10/2017 - [Hermione G., James P.] [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Tipping Point by couldbemoresonic reviews
Tonks tries to make Remus see sense by talking after her outburst in the Hospital Wing. Or maybe there's no sense in it at all. Maybe they should disregard sense and act solely on what the soul wants. Set after the hospital wing scene in HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Join Me by Noiz-4-Boiz reviews
Kind of short, but Remus wakes up in a dark, strange place, only to find him and his family were kidnapped by Fenrir Greyback. Wolfstar, Teddy Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Fenrir G., Teddy L.
I Am Your Fan, Harry James Potter by POTTERHEAD BUDGIE LOVER NO 1 reviews
IF YOU ARE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING, THEN DON'T READ THIS SHIT. I REGRET WRITING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. AT THAT TIME, I WAS SUFFERING FROM HUGE MENTAL PRESSURE, EXAM PRESSURE, I WAS AT THE END OF MY TEENAGE YEARS AND START OF MY ADULTHOOD, AT THAT TIME I HAD HEARTBREAKS AND I FAILED MY EXAMS, . Written by Sb PotterHead budgie lover 2017
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 91,582 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 1/23/2017 - [Harry P., OC] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Harry Potter And The Anime Virgin by ChloboShoka reviews
A Drarry one-shot. Harry tries to convert Draco into watching anime.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Midnight Moon by heroherondaletotherescue reviews
"Well, I'm coming. You can count me in," Black said. "What are you talking about, Black?" Rei asked with a huff, crossing her arms. "Your wedding of course. Remus will propose as soon as he discovers that it's you," Sirius said with a bark of laughter, looking over to James who too had a grin quirking at his lips. They were not going to let this go. / Marauders Era / Remus x OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2017 - [Remus L., OC] Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Sirius Asking the Real Questions by Hammsters reviews
Otherwise known as a brave attempt at writing (implied) Wolfstar. Sirius has a few pressing questions for James about Remus' more... ahem... "wolfish qualities." Wink wink.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P. - Complete
DO THE RESEARCH by Nigelcat1 reviews
What should have happened when James, Sirius and Peter "surprised" Remus with their new forms?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Complete
Vampires Black by Rilliam reviews
Harry is adopted by Sirius and after Wormtails shocking court case they discover the true extent to corruption in Wizarding Britain. Harry and Sirius take Remus and decide to move to America to start fresh. They decide on the small town of mystic falls and Harry after graduating from Ilvermorny decides to attend High School. Later non-graphic slash and lots of pranking
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 192 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Over the Garden Wall by Y.A.O.I.F.T.W
The plot of OtGW, w/Harry Potter characters (Harry Wirt, Neville Greg, not brothers, etc.) and some changes made to the plot so it makes sense w/Harry Potter elements & to suit my needs. Eventual slash w/ Sirius & Remus but all I've got is chapter 1 right now. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,995 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2017 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., Severus S.
I Think I'm In Love… by SwPsN reviews
Sirius goes to James with a very serious declaration of love. James does not react as he thought he would, not at all indeed… Remus goes to Lily with a very serious declaration of love. Lily does not react as he thought she would, not at all indeed. Oblivious Wolfstar. Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mute by Noiz-4-Boiz reviews
A short, kind of badly written story about Mute!Remus and Sirius Black. First Wolfstar I wrote, hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Always Saying No by HP Slash Luv reviews
Magical!AU. Petunia is a Ravenclaw in Lily and the Marauders' year. Why is James and Sirius bothering her with the same question?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Odd Behavior by HP Slash Luv reviews
Teddy and Fred finally find out why Albus has been acting so oddly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2017 - [Fred W. II, Teddy L.] Albus S. P. - Complete
Moony, You're Staring by kfantastique reviews
A series of one shots in which Remus gets caught up in his thoughts or caught off guard and is not paying attention to where he's looking. Mostly Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 3/23/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Legacy by RoniMikaelson reviews
AU. As Harry travels to Hogwarts for the first time, he finds friends in the form of the daughter of Peter Pettigrew, the son of Remus Lupin and the daughter of Sirius Black. As Harry begins to unravel the secrets and hidden dangers of the school, he realizes that he and his friends may be the only ones that can put a stop to the war brewing around them... On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 2/20/2017
Inevitable by elizabeethebumblebee reviews
Inevitable : incapable of being avoided or evaded. Fem!Harry and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Story Time by Unlimited Hearts reviews
Teddy Lupin has a nightmare in the middle of the night, Draco and Harry must now calm him down with a rather outlandish story. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Teddy L. - Complete
Burdens of a Champion by patronusmagic reviews
Sequel to WLGH. The year is over and Harry is now living with Remus. But new danger looms at Hogwarts this year. Entered into a dangerous competition, Harry must juggle completing the difficult tasks and his steadily worsening condition. Can Remus and Sirius help him get through it with a little help from his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,300 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P., Remus L.
The adventures of Harry Potter-Black by harryfan160889 reviews
This story is based on my own challenge. Harry is nearly 3 years older than in cannon. His adventures, pranks etc with the twins. Pairings yet to be decided. Read and Review :) ON TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,224 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
We Call This Place Home by EmNutella reviews
AU! Harry Potter sat dwelling on the letter that told him that he was expelled from Hogwarts in his room, not knowing that many strange things were about to happen and it all started with the knocking on the door. Set in Originally The Order Of The Phoenix now Deathly Hallows. Harry has a younger sister. Characters are OOC. First Fanfiction so excuse bad S/G and Writing skills.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,959 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., OC
Phoenix Burning by patronusmagic reviews
Sequel to APTCH. Harry has changed. A changeling child. Fresh from the horrors of the third task, Harry must learn to cope with the flashbacks and nightmares and unexpected bouts of anger. Can Sirius help to heal Harry? Or has the damage already gone too far?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Textbooks, Time Scarves, and Tea by cgner reviews
Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Sirius Black to Harry Potter by AmericanMuggleborn reviews
Harry visits his Gringotts vault after DH. He finds a key to another vault and an envelope of letters Sirius Black wrote to him from Azkaban. This begins his story of his posto-war life. Locked door at Twelve Grimmauld Place are opened. Pensieves are found and viewed. WARNING: MENTIONS OF ABUSE. Howver details of the abuse are not decribed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Overdue Protection by PadyandMoony reviews
The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Harry And Daphne by Z-bond reviews
After surviving the killer curse, Harry Potter is taken by his mother's sister, Bellatrix Black...Strong, independent Harry. Pairings: Harry/Daphne/Fleur Maybe , Draco/Tracey, Blaise/Susan, Warning:Weasley Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,454 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Return of the Parents by AutumnBreeze12 reviews
No one ever really thought that Lily and James Potter would come back. But they never considered that the rules don't seem to apply to the Potter family...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,178 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P.
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 196 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance at a New Life by padfootsrevenger reviews
A chance at a new life, in an alternate universe for war torn boywholived. New life, new family, and a chance to save all those that he lost. My first attempt at fan fiction, may be slow at up dating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,046 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P.