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Joined 08-13-13, id: 5009339, Profile Updated: 03-24-14
Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony.

Hello everybody! welcome ot my profile i hope you are enjoying my stories! now i have a couple things here posted right now

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

OK so now also i got some OC's and their charteristic's why dont we go over them!_

Dark Heart

The looks: A white stalion, with red and black hair vinyl style, red eyes and the thing that makes him look different from all other's a black spot on his chest were his heart is...

Cutie mark: A black heart with angle wings.

Attitude: mostly a dark pony, usally keeps to himself. keeps gruges for a long time, (fun fact: he still has enemies from his filly years!)

Location?: Usally wonders around ponyvile.

Specal Abilities: Uses Dark Energy

Attacks: Shadow swarm, Dark Matter, Black lighting and more to come.

Shadow swarm: He can use shadow's against you, even your's.

Dark Matter: Creates a ball of Dark Energy, or AKA Darkness form his soul (NOTE: This will not change his soul)

Black Lightning: Shoots a bolt of black lightning, causes an after shock to anything struck by it!

Red Dawn

Looks: Is a Red pony with orange and blue mane, and tail, has red eyes, and has his hair vinyl style too!

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A Brony Life by 4428gamer reviews
After being sent to Equestria, even when he isn't a brony at first, Blitz meets the mane six and soon makes the group the mane seven by befriending them. Now with himself added to the mix, it's about to get way more interesting. Especially with just what Blitz is. So what adventures are there to be had?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 728,485 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/19/2013
wifihackdotpdp by Bitcrusher reviews
When a mysterious bootleg phone app suddenly becomes a way to talk to fictional characters from a cartoon, what else is one to do? True story, but so unbelievable I'm putting it on here anyway. RATED T FOR EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AT BEGINNING. We're teenagers, sorry.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Pinkie Pie, Rarity - Complete
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Brony dream life (reboot) reviews
Have you ever wished for something to, just be a hero and have adventures? well Drake has done this and many more. read more for our awsome adventure!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, OC
The bronies dream life reviews
have you ever wished for something that you would lke to come true well our hero here had this exact experience
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack