You there! Random civilian! Feel as if your fantasies will never be fulfilled? Spend long and lonely nights aching for some sort of written testament to your [sick] fascination to your favorite video game/movie/anime/book character? Well do I have some news for you! Captain Devastation is here to put some froth in those loins and some gasp in that breath! Hell, if you just want some nauseatingly adorable fluff, I can do that for ya too. Whatever cranks those overly greasy gears of yours, I'm here for ya pal. Just send me a message stating the following:

-Name (of your OC and their imaginary squeeze)

-Type of oneshot you're looking for (Sexy, cute, RAUNCHY HARD CORE SEX, etc)

-Any other details I need to know (height, age, song you want it put to, etc)

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT do underage, rape, scat, piss, or throwing up. Also, if I'm sure that your OC is not going to work at all (Example: WELL, MY CHARACTER IS A TITAN AND I WANT LEVI TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM WHILE IN TITAN MODE) I won't write it. We can work out something, but literally if I just cannot make it happen, sorry broski. (Example 2: MY CHARACTER IS SUPER HAPPY AND NICE AND VERY KAWAII AND LIGHT YAGAMI FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER EVEN THOUGH HE'S A SOCIOPATH SO YEAH)

Let the devastation begin.

-CAPTAIN DEVASTATION

CURRENTLY WAITING