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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock. Hi! I'm eltseth. I'm from nowhere in particular. I don't really have a favourite colour, but I tell people that it's green. NOTES: 5/11/2014 (dd/mm/yyyy) Chaotic Order is on hiatus. It is most likely to be taken down and rewritten. (2018:) Taken down and never to be rewritten lmao The Essence Of is still very much alive! Updates have been a bit slow because of school. To hell with you, wretched learning facility. 25/12/2014 Merry Christmas, everyone! The Essence Of Latest chapter was posted recently! Please check blog for updates. 07/2018 Broken Crown Prologue and Chapter I is up. The Essence Of is on hiatus until I fix that big ol' mess up. |
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Murderer's Maze by ibuzoo reviews
A new killer causes a worldwide media sensation by committing crimes so depraved, that they're creating a global panic. Only Special Agent and Consulter Hermione Granger can stop the killer—if she can solve his most complex and terrifying puzzle. Will she see through his game before her time runs out? Or will she lose herself in his maze of terror?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,142 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Penumbra by quillstrike reviews
Penumbra (n): a space of partial illumination between the perfect shadow on all sides and the full light. / The world is not divided into good or evil, heroes or villains, lions or snakes. The world is a messy place; its inhabitants are messier. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,552 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr.
Broken Hearts on Canvas by ImmortalObsession reviews
When a terrible turn of events lands Hermione Granger in an orphanage, nothing could possibly get worse. Or at least, nothing could get worse until Hermione meets Tom Riddle, the sulky handsome boy who likes to draw and thinks she's his newest toy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Small Print by uchiha.s reviews
Mostly DHC; EWE. Hermione is forced to team up with the Auror division when Draco Malfoy is found dead in his home. Unfortunately, she's also been forced to babysit the Auror division's most notoriously difficult Auror - Alphard Black. HG/AB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,993 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/11/2017 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Hermione G., Alphard B.
Lacrimosa by uchiha.s reviews
semi-historical AU with magic. After Draco purchases Hermione as his new concubine, she is thrown in the path of the new composer for the court, Voldemort. And soon she finds herself making a deal with the devil himself... TMR/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,493 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Pinch of Salt by Circa Soigne reviews
When aspiring student chef Hermione Granger accepts Dumbledore's offer, things finally seem to be looking up for her. But when young, prodigy chef Tom Riddle gains a sudden interest in her, he obscures her path to success, leaving Hermione to learn to take everything with a pinch of salt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,353 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
When She Drowned by Colubrina reviews
Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Practicing Potions by ForeverAlwaysTogether reviews
Brewing potions helps Hermione focus and think. So, when Snape catches her and offers her a chance to brew in his private labs, she quickly agrees despite his cryptic demand that in exchange she will give him one hour of her time. After Dumbledore's death Hermione wants nothing to do with him, but what happens when Snape demands his hour during the Final Battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dance With the Devil by alyssialui reviews
Bellatrix shares a dance with the smooth-talking devil himself. Slight Bellamort I guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
A Cannon's Harpy by st122 reviews
Ginny begins her life after school and a career in Quidditch. How will her new coach change her life? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,794 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Genius in Insanity by bookaholic6 reviews
When Hermione, a psychologist, meets a research scientist with an amazing discovery, she has no idea of the dark secrets and plans he's harboring . . . Muggle AU. Tom/Hermione. Rated M for language and mildly disturbing content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,473 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Moons by schatzi.mhmm reviews
Ron contemplates life, love & the moon while Hermione sleeps next to him seventeen days after the fall of the Dark Lord. It's amazing how one day, the moon is a slivered creasant & Death Eaters are at large. Suddenly, the moon is now full, Hermione is your girlfriend, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is dead and so is your big brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2014
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 323 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
Wild Youth by Bardic Jester reviews
The Snakes are a gang of street punks who live in an abandoned school house. Restless, their time is filled with sex, drinking and fighting. This routine is broken when the mafia, Hogwarts, returns to the city, bent on retaking the underworld. Now, the Snakes need to decide where they fit in to this new order. And how does Hermione Granger, a member of the Lions, fit into it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,345 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Delusional by Spazzumtard reviews
Working Title. Fred has liked Hermione for a long time and has been trying to show that to her, but she doesn't believe he's actually serious about it. After an argument with Fred and a talk with Ginny, Hermione is finally starting to think that it might just be true. Fremione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Ginny W. - Complete
Some Advice by Wynterstale reviews
It suddenly dawned on her that the entrance hall of St. Mungo's at seven on a Monday morning was probably not the best place and time to ask a man she rarely ever conversed with to give her pointers on how to improve her withering sex-life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Through The Window, We Go by odairrieres reviews
When Draco Malfoy, a suburban thug with nothing better to do than cause trouble and run from the police, climbs through his next door neighbor's window in hopes of hiding away he finds himself dodging thrown books and accusations from a very disgruntled Hermione Granger. And, despite heated arguments over right and wrong, Draco is tempted to steal Hermione's heart away.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,136 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
You Know What They Say When You Assume by StrongHermione reviews
The assumptions of disgruntled students are nothing compared to the reality of married life for Hermione and Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
All She Could Ever Want by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. For the Duct Tape competition. Prompt: Mustache. There is no possible way Hermione could *ever* like Professor Snape-so why can't she stop thinking about him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Vinculum Protean by ImmortalObsession reviews
What starts out as a magical experiment becomes something quite nefarious as Hermione Granger becomes prisoner of her own mind, haunted by a dead boy who visits her when she dreams... AU/Rated M for lemons/Dark!Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Masquerade by Marissa reviews
Hermione Granger receives her Dark Mark. See AN for warnings. AU, DarkFic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Daddy Dearest by ImmortalObsession reviews
It is 1895 in England. Purebloods are the supremacy. Dumbledore rules them all. Lord Malfoy, one of his many devout followers, has a daughter no one has ever seen. The daughter herself, Hermione Malfoy, never questions the strict rules standing between her and everyone else – that is, until Master Riddle arrives and makes her think twice. AU/OOC/Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,384 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Intimacy by Ellesemera reviews
A tragic look at Severus and Hermione's relationship. Accompanied by the song So Cold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Exotic Matter by Squibstress reviews
When Hermione is asked to update the National Dictionary of Wizarding Biography, she discovers some surprising things about her favourite professor. An angsty, nerdy time-travel romance. (HG/RW, MM/SS). Winner of 2 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Lucius Malfoy Makes Hermione Granger's Mouth Water by Laurielove reviews
A short lemony story full of tangy, juicy, heavy-duty lemons. Not for the faint-hearted, the sweet-toothed or those who take things too literally. Serious lemon action. LM/HG. One lemony shot. Never to be repeated or continued. Written for reasons I won't go into here. Suck it and see.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Witch and the Iceberg by Mein Liebling reviews
Titanic!AU: An ICEBERG was BLOCKING her VIEW. Bellatrix was not amused. She showed her anger and never expected to be awarded a Nobel Prize for it. /Parody and AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., Rabastan L. - Complete
Lifespan by rainbowpanget reviews
For Love and Death are two uninvited guests, when they will come nobody knows. But both do the same work, one takes the heart and the other its beat. M for swearing and adult themes HGSS Oneshot for now. Beta reader wanted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wonders by percychased reviews
Sometimes he wonders if she sees his twin instead of him. For LiveLaughLove013.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - George W., Angelina J.
A Kiss Goodbye by Aviari Landly reviews
She promised to always give him a kiss goodbye, neither of them knowing if it would be their last. What happens when she fails on that promise? WARNING: Dark, not for the faint-hearted nor a normal happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Buttons and Bluebells by Laurielove reviews
Professor Snape doesn't enjoy field trips. Especially field trips with the Granger girl. Or so he thought. Mature readers only, please. SS/HG. Post-DH but Hogwarts based. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 114 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by uchiha.s reviews
Hermione/Loki. When Loki is finally captured by the Avengers, the Ministry is asked to get involved to ensure he remains captured, and Hermione happens to be the witch they send to do the job.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,459 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12581 - Favs: 12,808 - Follows: 7,405 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bundle of Joy by LadyTuesday reviews
Seeking: An intelligent, capable wizard amenable to assisting a bright, independent, magically-formidable single witch in the conception of a child. Insemination only: no sexual congress; non-negotiable. Further contact will be established following receipt of preliminary letter of interest. Address all inquiries by owl to Joy Bundle c/o Hogsmeade Owl Post.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,398 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
And yet by Berlin reviews
AU, SS/HG. A Master/Apprentice story. Rating MA , very graphic. Edited for formatting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The little shit by NotxMyxDivision reviews
Based on a post of Tumblr. Fred arrives in heaven and finds out Prongs is Harry's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Remus L., James P., N. Tonks, Fred W. - Complete
Fragments by lauryne7878 reviews
George and Luna. An unlikely, but enduring, pair. Scenes from their (long) life. Five linked 125 word drabbles showing the evolution of an unusual romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Requiem for a Lost Boy by LadyTuesday reviews
Dead. Severus Snape is dead. But now, he has the most important choice to make, and a green-eyed doe comes to guide him. This is my version of a "lost scene" from the end of Deathly Hallows; the Snape equivalent of the King's Cross chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Exanimus Virtutis by LadyTuesday reviews
It seemed as if in the end the only things Severus Snape had been able to retain were his life and his dignity, and even those had been stripped from him roughly in his last moments. He hadn't even been given a glorious champion's death for his troubles. She was going to clean him up, seal up his wounds and take him back to Hogwarts. After all he'd done, he deserved that much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Potent Mix by LyricalKris reviews
Times change. People change. What does it take to strip away the last bit of an old impression? What would it take to see someone you thought you knew not as who they had been, but who they could become to you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Roses for a Stone by writerdragonfly reviews
"Nobody said it was easy / No one ever said it would be this hard." - Coldplay's The Scientist. Hermione agrees to a task that tests her in ways she never expected. Originally written for teshara in the 2012 SSHG Exchange on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Doe by Out of Custody reviews
"Indeed. Miss, let me save you from what appears to be an Inquisition hot on your strappy heels in favour of a dance?" . Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Why do I love you? by the yellow canary reviews
Severus Snape thinks about his hate and love for Lily Evans; a freeverse poem for Severus/Lily. Warning: adult language and rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
princess in the tower by the yellow canary reviews
She was born a Malfoy. She died a Gryffindor. But she was still Narcissa's Princess - a freeverse telling the story of Andromeda Narcissa Malfoy from her mother's eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Narcissa M., OC - Complete
I'll Take You in Pieces: A (Morbid) Love Story by scumblackentropy reviews
You see, all it takes is a bit of sacrifice. A little tit for tat. A bit of a 'you-help-me-and-I-help-you' sort of thing. And death isn't so difficult to conquer, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Obsession by SnangerDanger101 reviews
"He would be there soon, he always came at dusk, just as the evening star began to shine in the sky above he would appear from around the corner. It was one of their unspoken agreements."- A lemony oneshot with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Meets Bonnaroo by LoveHGSS reviews
Hermione Granger finds herself at a musical festival, but has no idea how she got there. Can Severus Snape not only help her find her way, but help in a few other areas as well? M rated. PARODY. Not to be taken seriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Forget to Live by SexySloth reviews
"It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live." Sometimes, no matter how heartbreaking, one must move on. Hermione and Severus can get through anything. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hero Meets Fire by UglyFingers reviews
ONE SHOT. In an AU after Voldemort's defeat, Harry mourns the loss of his comrades and decides to travel back in time to see his loved ones once again. While working in the Department of Mysteries one day, his wish to go back in time was granted, though not in the way he expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Witch by uchiha.s reviews
AU, Oneshot. She turns back to look at him and he reaches out to take her - but their hands never touch. TMR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Game, A Bet and A Dinner Party by The Bird Of Fire reviews
SEQUEL UP! After an eventful stay in Las Vegas, Hermione attends a dinner party only to come face-to-face with two men she had never wanted to see again. As the evening progresses, and the courses keep coming, she soon realises that what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas... HG/DM/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something To Talk About by Alexis.Danaan reviews
It's crazy the kind of seeds a rumour can plant. EWE, rating for language and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sluggish Memory by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Harry asks Professor Slughorn a simple question about a photograph of his mother, Lily. Slughorn's response is unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Checkmate by Horus.Potter reviews
Ron and Hermione like to play a teasing game of strip-chess now and again, but this time the stakes might be too embarrassing for the loser! RW/HG and HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Memoire of Hermione Granger by Tempted Sacrifice reviews
Severus held onto her hand more tightly, and she could feel the prickling sensation take over her skin, her hand going numb. But she didn't care, wanting to be close to the man she loves these last moments of her life. *Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,420 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Forgive Me by Emerald447 reviews
Snape is dying. He has asked Hermione to do one final thing for him. Will she do it? Oneshot, mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chaotic Order by Shaun Garin reviews
[One-Shot] [HPAUverse] Ever wonder why there are rivals in the universe? Here's your answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
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Broken Crown reviews
In war, sometimes we do things we really shouldn't do. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 7/4/2018
Love At Seventh Sight reviews
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven times- it was wrong, but why did it feel so good? Tomione/Romione. AU/no magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Essence Of reviews
When Hermione accidentally grabs the chain, gold and bright and bleeding, she is thrown in the midst of her worst nightmare. AU/Time Travel, TR/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,742 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Four reviews
"Speaking of," she said, pouring herself more wine, "when's your birthday, old man?" He still avoided her eyes. "Not today, that's for sure." Tomione, no magic AU. Oneshot. Rated M for lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reality Of Dreams reviews
How true is our subconscious? Marriage law oneshot. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lazy Christmas
Christmas can be a right bit eventful. What with Mrs. Hudson scrubbing off stains, Sherlock making more stains, and John... having pillow-slash-teddy bear fights? Parentlock. Part of a Johnlock exchange on tumblaaarh.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Correct Predictions reviews
It takes time to mourn those lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete