Favorite Quotes:

“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.”

– The Catcher in the Rye

I don’t want to fade away, I want to flame away - I want my death to be an attraction, a spectacle, a mystery. A work of art.”

-A Visit from the Goon Squad

“No freedom ‘til we’re equal, damn right I support it.”

-Same Love

“I want to live in a world where people are judged by who they are instead of what size they wear.” -Good in Bed

I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?”

-The Office

“When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time. You'd be shocked at how many adults are really dead inside—walking through their days with no idea who they are, just waiting for a heart attack or cancer or a Mack truck to come along and finish the job. It's the saddest thing I know.”

-Speak

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.

"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...”

-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Why so serious?”

-The Dark Knight

“Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”

-Game of Thrones

“You don't write for the whole world, and you don't write for ten people, or two. You write for just one person.”

-Bluebeard

I like to describe myself as a well-mannered sociopath. I would be locked up in one of those nice places with padded walls and colorful happy pills, but I would have to, y’know, leave my house. To go to the outside world, with people. Internal shuddering.

And I honestly doubt they would let me have full internet access in an insane asylum, which, to be honest, there’s a fifty percent chance I would end up murdering my cell mate for. Ha ha. Kidding, somewhat.

I love fanfiction. I discovered it two years ago, and ever since then, I’ve been hooked. It’s like a drug addiction. Once I read one, I HAVE to read another.

So the current fandoms I’m addicted to are: The Avengers (my first), The Dark Knight Trilogy, Game of Thrones, Merlin, The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, The Walking Dead, Hetalia: Axis Powers, The Vampire Diaries, Once Upon a Time, Disney, Ugly Betty, Lost, and probably more, but like with most bad addictions, I can’t remember all the ones I’ve had.

I love writing. I’m bloody terrible at it, but I love it. I’ll publish whenever I write something half decent. Ok, well, that’s a lie. If I ever mange to finish anything, anything at all, I will publish it. So I apologize in advance if you have to read whatever my sick, depraved brain comes up with.

One thing to know about me: I’m probably the MOST pro-gay rights person you will ever come across. Though, I mean, if you’re on this site, there’s a slim to none chance that you honestly oppose same-sex marriage. I mean, you guys are probably more psyched than I am over gay wizards having butt-sex. You guys are the ones who first noticed the crazy eye sex between Dean and Castiel. So, I mean: YAAAY!

My OTP’s are:

Draco & Harry (Harry Potter)

Snape & Hermione (Harry Potter)

Albus Severus & Scorpius (Harry Potter)

Arthur & Merlin (Merlin)

Germany & North Italy (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

Rumplestiltskin & Belle (Once Upon a Time)

Loki & Darcy (Marvel Universe)

Dave & Kurt (Glee)

Klaus & Caroline (The Vampire Diaries/ The Originals)

Sandor & Sansa (Game of Thrones)

Tyrion & Sansa (Game of Thrones)

Jaime & Brienne (Game of Thrones)