Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

Name: Lynn Dee Ann

Nickname: Linniepooh

Species: Human

Gender: Female

Birthday: Feb. 19

Religion: Christian

Age: Guess!

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing!

-I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.

-Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

-I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

-One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

-They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

-Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Favourite...

Colour: Green and grayish silverish. (Slytherin colors)

Food: Chicken shintzel. (german food.)

Quote in a story: Its all about the danger. Danger makes life fun, love fast and brains useless.” By Leaf Parker. Story A Break In The Clouds. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5257805/2/A_Break_in_the_Clouds Go read it.

Character in any book: Draco Malfoy!!!!!!!

Drink: diet coke or water

Book: Harry Potter. House Of Night Series. My sister's Keeper.

Song: ANything by Paramore, MCR and FOB

Band: Paramore, FOB

My goal for this year: To not get cheated on by boyfriends.

Favorite books: Harry Potter My Sister's Keeper. Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn. Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, Hunted. The Chicken Soup for the (enter things here) Soul.

Favorite Movies: HARRY POTTER!!!! Twilight, My Sister's Keeper, Cinderella, Harry Potter.

If you want to know more about me, message me!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE,
WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
Girlfriend- Avril Lavigine.

Waking Up:
because of you- kelly clarkson

First Day At School:
The cave- mumford and sons

Falling In Love:
nipho maniac- ...?

During a sex scene, you scream:
edge of seventeen- stevie nicks

Fight Song:
what hurts the most- rascall flats

Breaking Up:

Boys boys boys- lady gaga

After getting drunk you say:

don't you forget about me- ...?

Prom:
dust in the wind-...?

At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say:
dead and gone- justin timberlake/T.I

Life's OK:
don't tell me u love me- kid rock

Mental Breakdown:
catch me-...?

Driving:
life is good-stellar kart

Flashback:
crawl(carry me through)- Superchick

Getting Back Together:
please don't leave me- p!nk

Wedding:
lapdance is aways better...?

Birth of Child:
cats in the cradle- ugly kid joe

Paying the Dues:
courage- superchick

Your deepest secret:
don't trust me- 3Oh!3

Night Before War:
Already Gone – Kelly Clarkson (God this would be depressing)

Final Battle:
Awesome god- rich mullins

Moment of Triumph:
bad to the bone-...?

Death Scene:
Heaven- Salvador

Funeral Song:

Place in this world- michael w smith

End Credits:

Kiss me- sixpence none the richer