Greetings.

This is Joelle Galifrey of the Keseg-Neuhaus Duo and I am... well, I don't really know, sooo...back to you Joelle.

In case you have yet to figure it out, this account is split between two authors. I have already introduced myself above. I serve the older and more experienced coauthor of the K-N Duo (that's me) by providing a computer through which we work together to bring our insanity to life. The Coauthor is known by many titles, all terrifying hehe. You may know her as the Supreme Dictator. I know her as Annas Ramage. Oooo!! I like the names! I feel powerful and evil... it is kinda a warm yet fuzzy feeling!

The two of us have been friends for some time and we have each read a good deal of fanfiction in our own rights. Like all others before us, we have had many discussions of "What would happen if...?" Most recently the two of our loves have collided and now we wish to unleash this madness upon a possible audience. Haha...madness...is that what they are calling it now?

A small explanation of our madness follows:

Annas (N) Ramage has been fond of Twilight, or rather, fans' re-creation of the family dynamics. All cannon people... I just add new characters!

I, Joelle (K) Galifrey, have found myself bitten by the Star Trek bug. ...wait...are you turning into...Ohhh Nooo!

Ahh! I'm... burning up... ears... getting pointy... thoughts... becomming... too... logical... I suddenly feel the urge to wear green suspenders and ramble on about equations involving English Literature and its many parallels to life onboard the Enterprise...SHIT!! I knew it... not the English Teacher...Mr. Ambler! HELP! Mr. McElvogue is changing ex-students into creatures just like him!! (just a play on our HS Bio and English teachers)

And remember kids: 2+2 = crack (CUTCO crack...pure stuff!!)

Enjoy the Madness. (And don't forget to let us know what you think!)

Godspeed

Peace and Long Life.

Don't forget to "live long and prosper" (Ha... and I thought you were the Star Trek nut!!)!! (For your information, I AM the Star Trek nut. I was using the phrase used by other Vulcans in the first movie.)And how many normal (and I am not normal by any stretch of the imagination) people actually know that Joelle? Hmm? Is it my fault that others are not as familiar with the movies as I am?