Hello all, I am Anony9 here is a little bit of information about me. Please enjoy.

Name: Contains two or more letters of the alphabet.

Age: between 1 and 1000.

Hair: Black or white, dark or bright, take a guess, you may be right.

Eyes: Ever changing.

Height: I am 6" tall... maybe, I might be 10' short, hmm... I don't really know.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, confusing and bugging certain individuals, remaining anonymous, doing fun and crazy stuff, trying to find Narnia.

Likes: Scriptures. Food. Music. Books. Donna and The 10th Doctor. My Family! Children! My friends! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Mystery. Fantasy. Aslan. Keys. The Renaissance, faire or otherwise. The Mad Hatter. Calligraphy. Ice Skating. Cooking! Adventure. Declaration of Independence. America. Freedom. Animals. Forests. Meadows. Rivers. Oceans. The natural beauty of all of God's earth, to sum it up quickly. In fact, to get to the point, I like a lot of things.

Dislikes: Cooked carrots. Bananas. Spiders. Crowded places. Shallow people. Mean people. Hypocrites. Communists. ...Again, to get to the point, I dislike a lot of things.

In Between Likes and Dislikes: The supernatural genre, I used to be big into the genre, and then "Twilight" cured me of my obsession. I still enjoy a well written supernatural story every once in a while, but for the most part I've written the genre off for doomed.

Doctor Who, I've mostly grown out of it, but I still and most likely always will adore season 4, along with Donna, Ten and Jenny. The 'creme de la creme' of the whole show if I do say so myself!

History. If it can be written where it is capturing and gripping while staying 100% accurate I love it! If it's not... I'm asleep within the first two paragraphs, sad but true.

They're other things in this category, but I can't think of them right now so, yeah.

Movies: A few of my favorites are: The Cat Returns, The Dog of Flanders (the cartoon), Shenandoah, Arsenic and Old Lace, 17 Miracles.

Books: My favorite has got to be the scriptures. My favorite fairy tale is Clever Gretel. My favorite series is Sherlock Holmes. My favorite Manga series is From Far Away. My favorite short story is A Man Without a Country. My favorite novel is Alice in Wonderland.

Music: religious, classical, country, old oldies, soft rock, folk,...I like most anything except rap, rock, hip-hop, heavy metal, and music that is like that. Other than that I'm not picky.

Sayings that I like:

Everybody is perfect because God doesn't make mistakes!

Mary had a little Lamb, His fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, that Lamb was sure to go. He followed her to school each day, t'wasn't even in the rule. It made the children laugh and play, to have a Lamb at school. And then the rules all changed one day, illegal it became; To bring the Lamb of God to school, or even speak His name! Every day got worse and worse, and days turned into years. Instead of hearing children laugh, we heard gunshots and tears. What must we do to stop the crime that's in our schools today? Let's let the Lamb come back to school, and teach our kids to pray.

"I think life should be like doing jigsaws; the odd pieces catch your eye; you avoid the identical pieces like the plague, and every now and then you should take a step back and see the bigger picture." (Catsafari.)

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." - Marcus Aurelius (us amazing people have evidently failed life's objective then...)

"Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them." - Marcus Aurelius

"A man's life is dyed the color of his imagination." - Marcus Aurelius

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over!

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

All the decent guys are fictional.

I’m the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.(it's happened sadly)

"The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you." - a friend.

When life gives you lemons, make guava juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience every time.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Tell the truth and run.

In theory, everything works.

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

Incoming fire has right-of-way.

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done. Then do it.

You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

You can go wrong by being too skeptical as readily as by being too trusting.

If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

Never let any mechanical device know that you are in a hurry.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that fire departments generally use water.

If it doesn't work, use a bigger hammer. If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway.

I'm not panicking. I'm watching you panic. It's much more entertaining.

That which does not kill me had better be able to run away darn fast.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Something here doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick." - The Eleventh Doctor, Dr Who

You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body"." - The Tenth Doctor, Dr Who

"Now all I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?" - The Eleventh Doctor, Dr Who

"You should write a book; How to Offend Women in five syllables or less." - Roberts, The Swan Princess

"Simple plots are always the best."

"Triumph" is just "umph" added to Try."(My sister)

"Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear." - The Baron, The Cat Returns

"Would you... care to dance?" - The Baron, The Cat Returns.

"I'm going to live forever, or die trying."

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit the stupid cereal, put this in your profile!

"Amest I bovvered?" (Catherine Tate show with David Tennet)

"I love my lips!" (Larry-Veggie Tales)

"Do I Know You?" (Me)

"Live life one day at a time, otherwise they'll send you to the Funny Farm, I know I tried...hAhAHAHAhAHaHAHa!"(Me)

When you want to hate someone, love them. When you want to hurt someone, help them heal. When you want to curse someone, pray for them. When you want to burden someone, take their burdens and carry them twain. When you want someone to die, remember just Who gave His life for you, and be willing to lay down your own life for them. those who make you feel this way are usually the ones that you love the most, and even if their not, we are all God's children. remember this and you'll do just fine. (Me)

"I...don't...know." (Me)

"Weird is different, different is good, thank you very much!" (My sister)

"You're my favorite mommy!"

"I'm your only mommy."

"I know, that's why your my favorite."(Me)

"Be positive, everyone else is negative." (Me)

"I believe in the big bang, God said bang and here we are." (Me)

"Merry Christmas."

"Happy Hanukkah!"

"And a Happy New Year!" (My sister and I having fun)

"A loving smile and kindness get you far better results then a scowl and cruel words." (Me)

"Trust me."

"You are BONKERS!"

"Thank you."(My sister and I)

"I believe it!"(Herman-Micky and the giant beanstalk.)

"Let's go left."

"Something isn't right."

"Duh, of course it isn't right, it's left." (my sister and I)

"Ooohh, shiny."(Me)

"Spaarrkkllyyyy."(My niece)

HAHAHOOHOOHAAHEEHEEHAAHAH!(MY mama)

"Cut it out, you guys!"

"In what shape?"

"What?"

"OH! I know, stars!" (my sister and I)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Copy&Paste thingies!!!!!...YAY!!!!!!

If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Muckadoodlefidgealicious, yo! If you've ever made up random words on the spot before, and have had people pretend to know what they mean, put this on your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time (sometimes), COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile!!!

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!

If you think that these "copy and paste" thingies are utterly ridiculous, just plain silly,and you have no real reason for doing such silliness other than to stave off the encroaching boredom, do the whole "put it on your profile thing."

Q. "What would you do if you were in a completely empty round metal room with no doors or windows?"

A. "I'd panic, then pray, then play!"

Take the challenge, what would you do?