This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.

Cat and Bones are called for one last job: to prevent a hit in New Orleans on the vampire King of LA, Eric Northman, and his wife, Sookie. Pairings: E/S and B/C. Spoilers through SVM 9 and NH 4.