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 I am a student. I am a female. I am from England. I am a fan of Harry Potter, South Park, Naruto and Inuyasha, among many other things. I read many genres and ship just about anything, as long as it is reasonable, believable and well written. I am, however, particularly partial towards Slytherins. And romance. You may call me Sweetness. ;3 My Top Ten Favourite Fics (at the moment): If anyone can recognise the origins of my user/pen name, I will most likely shower you with cookies and chocolate frogs and rainbows. You have been warned. Finally, if anyone has any suggestions for good fanfics, please do share - I'm always searching for new material to feast on, in lame attempts to calm my ravenous appetite - Drarry, SasuNaru, Inucest (yes, I know, I'm twisted), HP/TR, ASP/SM, KakaSaku, ItaSaku, Stolovan, Style and Candy are my main ships, but as I've already mentioned, almost anything goes! |
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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,979 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Lesser of Two Malfoys by SerenaSnape88 reviews
Hermione's 22nd birthday is weeks away, and she must be willingly engaged to a pureblood by then or be forced to accept the first eligible pureblood who requests her. Marriage Law. Not quite canon. M for future sexual content. Forecast 35 chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,204 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8737 - Favs: 5,622 - Follows: 5,169 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,920 - Follows: 18,613 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12581 - Favs: 12,808 - Follows: 7,405 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Their World in that Chair by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
That ash-y grey love seat held so many memories. Memories of tears, love, joy and anguish. And as Harry and Draco open the letter that will change their lives, their family, it holds another thing. Tears. Themed after The Chair by ile-o, drawing. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Show Must Go On by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny is a rentboy living a nightmare. Butters returns to South Park to take care of his mother. Their worlds collide and chaos ensues. Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,977 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Suddenly by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Loki murmurs with a wry smirk, "I have Thor now, don't I? The golden ruler of Asgard." He laughs bitterly. "If I cannot have the love that I so longed for from you, Allfather, I suppose I'll have to make do with your son."
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 193 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Entrapment by Moonlit Dreaming reviews
Keira goes from a life of shadows to one of sunlight and realises there's little difference. Writing Contest entry. Very short oneshot. HM: DS.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Keira, Jack - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,358 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Chemical X by sleepynightvale reviews
Testing out new products for the Wheezes was fun right? George doesn't think so with the possibility of him losing all control and not only telling Fred how he feels, but showing him as well... in the best way possible. TWINCEST, HARD PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Buttman, Baby! by alli-sun reviews
After a prophetic dream, Cartman awakes convinced that he must finish what Hitler began. To begin with, he'll have to start the perfect Aryan race, and there is only one boy with the genes for that. Buttman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Complex Infrastructure Known as the Female Mind by MissPronounced reviews
One-shot. My somewhat amusing take on what happened when James first asked Lily out. Can be considered mildly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 4,898 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11728 - Favs: 9,703 - Follows: 4,030 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 14,135 - Follows: 15,585 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,420 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Consolation Prize by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 202 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind the wall of madness by Lydia-kitten reviews
Post-HBP oneshot. Captured by Death Eaters in an attempt to lure Harry, Hermione is put under Bellatrix' "care". Trying to pull her captor's strings, she ends up bound by them instead. Femslash, D/s, Stockholm Syndrome, Noncon, but above all a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
a little of you in me by novemberlite reviews
Sesshoumaru tastes like power. It's not something Inuyasha has ever wanted to know. Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 5,066 - Follows: 6,099 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Dinosaurs Versus Robots by damn expensive eggs reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
Somnambulist by Fifi McFu reviews
It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,888 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones by JKWhite reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Moonflower by mylilchickadee reviews
Grief, loneliness, lost chances . . sometimes one can lose themselves to them. And Naruto falls hard. An unconventional, sort of one-sided NaruSasu. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 4,538 - Follows: 521 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret's In The Telling by Sakuri reviews
Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 152,313 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Reckless by forthright reviews
Oneshot. When the quest ends, Kagome is sent back to her rightful time and place. After approximately five centuries of waiting, youkai in the Modern Era watch for her return... some more eagerly than others. An Adult!Shippo and Kagome story.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Shippō, Kagome H. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5553 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 265 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 684 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Blood of a Cherry Blossom by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Originally, for Halloween, Sai hadn’t decided what to go as, but once he glimpsed at the bleeding flesh on Sakura’s neck, he suddenly had the urge to be a vampire…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We're All Just Stupid People by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Yuki and Kyo take their fighting to a whole new level. What will they do when the find themselves in over their heads? [Yaoi, RatCat, Alternating POVs][Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Tread Softly by Dius Corvus reviews
“I am Jonathan Frost. I was Voldemort and Tom Riddle. I was also Harry Potter.” After the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry finds himself changed and thrown back into the time of the Marauders and Severus Snape. SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 182,436 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 7,017 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Amputee Smut by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kagome] Kagome was a really bad mother, Sesshoumaru decided. She was irrational, hysterical, and she wouldn’t even let him kill his own child.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Achilles' Heel by LadyBush reviews
Commodore Norrington, scourge of piracy in the Caribbean, has one weakness. That weakness is Captain Jack Sparrow, pirate. SLASH
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 6/18/2004
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 193 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Fugue by Resmiranda reviews
The present revolves around the past; truth and remembrance are two different things. After the well closes forever, Kagome finds a familiar face in the present era. [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,170 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dead Famous by Torenza reviews
[Complete] InuKag. Au. The most wanted prize bachelor is up for grabs... but the one who gets him is the only one who doesn’t want to keep him...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,799 - Reviews: 11109 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 170 - Published: 2/17/2004
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2003
It's Mutual! by Green Bird reviews
Miroku and Inuyasha are traveling together without the girls. Inu turns into a human at a VERY bad time... they're captured to be fed to a maneating wraith. Is the way out of being torn from your body sucking your friend's face? Yaoi Lime. IM meh...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Inuyasha, Miroku
To Beat the Nezumi by Green Bird reviews
Yaoi. Yuki trains at night in private. Kyou can't sleep. Spying leads to a bit of domineering behavior... to say the least. Violence and Drama! Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete