what could i say about myself... hmpf... well i am a tipical argentinian guy who does not found any real thing that atracts me like foot ball or those things.. well i dont find the fun of it.. but now i ve been in fanfiction for a while, i ve written a story of rio but i am no more interestred, that's why i left it on hold and it will surely be noted as complete and also i am planing on doing my story of pokemon, not the one i tried to do but a new one

Now a few things of me:

NAME: Patrick Haines

GENDER:MALE

AGE: 14

FAVOURITE ANIMALS: eagles,fox,wolfs,cheetas,guepards,tigers, sabertooth-tigers,dinosaurs and dragons(it dosent exist but still though i like them)

COUNTRY: Argentina

MUSIC: well i like pop,rock and a bit of techno and my favourite songs are almost everyone of avicii suhc as : sunshine,manman,this is so good, happynes,my feelings for you, the party next door ,dancing in my head and fade into darknes also i quite like ACDC,skrilex,three days grace, breaking benjamin, elena siegman, dragonforce,apocalypta,greenday,chris brown,The wanted and LMFAO (obiusly)

FAVOURITE MOVIES: this is war, the expendable,resident evil,underlworld,terminator,the dictator,ted, project x, the host,the expendable 2 and a few more of action...oh aswell as any pokemon movie i can get in my hands

FICS NOTE: well i ve tried to do a Rio fic (as i already mentioned)... but i am no longer able to so i am changing to pokemon, i ve found a new interest in that topic so i ll be starting it soon wich will be co created by me and a friend (bib b da gamer)

and soon i ll have my characters factfile so dont wory i ll be soon up and ready to go

funny coments of another fanfics: ( these belong to other wrigters , i do not own them)

# Pulse sighed and slumped a little against his father's side. "Okay, okay... You see, Rachel kinda got herself a boyfriend. And over at Serena's she practically ignored me. All they really did was talk about that scumbag," he explained bitterly.

"Want me to kill him?" Darkrai asked seriously.

"Darkrai! Murder is not the answer to anything!" Cresselia scolded.

# He kept his poker face as his mind raced to think of a good answer. "I came over to see if you were still bawlin' about Latios, and you are! The guy is dead, Cresselia. Move on with your life already! Tears ain't gonna bring him back," he said, cringing a bit when she grew sad instead of angry at his remarks. But they had their purpose. The trap was set.

# Cresselia turned to look at her friend. "Can you give me a few minutes alone with Darkrai? I need to ask him a few questions

Darkrai: Shit

# 'Yes, I did bring her back. I brought her back by telling her how to bring Latios back. And now, I'm back as well,' he thought to himself. Then, he noticed her grinning mischievously. He was about to ask why when she suddenly shouted "Last one to the forest has to give Raikou a bath!" before zooming off ahead of him and Latias.

# Just then Ryan and Latias came out of the water in the entrance. They scared the Pachirisu so badly that he let out a Shock that knocked out Ryan.

"Oh no Ryan!" Latias said holding him above the water.

"I am so sorry!" the Pachirisu said.

"Looks he's waking up." Shaymin said.

"Did anyone get the number of that bus." Ryan said shaking his head.

# Just then an explosion rang out in the water.

"What in hell's bells what that!" Ryan said as he ran to the beach with everyone following.

# "Curse you to hell!" Were the last words Crozen said before falling limp on the deck, dead.

"Sorry that's where your going." Ryan said sheathing his sword and jumping over the fire while holding his arm.

# "Who you going to use?" Matt asked.

"You know who and Aqua." Ryan said.

"Are you nuts?!" Matt said.

# "Wow you and Latias seam close." Joy said.

"Closer then you know." Latias said into Joy's mind.

"What are you saying exactly?" Joy asked.

"Me and her are a couple." Ryan said as he began to put on the armor. "Have been for over a year."

"Your what?!" Joy said.

# "What in gods name is with this guy." Ryan said.

i like it already

# "Maybe you should put her back into her ball." Matt said as Latias floated up

"Yea, that would be like me playing Russian roulette with a clip loaded gun." Ryan said. "She hates to be in those things. Trust me you don't want to make her mad."

Just then Ryan remeabered he forgot to tell Burner and Eevee not to use the drying fan.

"Oh dang I better-" Ryan started to say then stopped when he heard the fan. "Oh boy this should be interesting."

About five minuest later a dark red and a brown puff ball came down the stairs.

"Sorry guys." Ryan said trying not to laugh. "I forgot to warn you about that."

"Na ya think." Burner said trying to smooth out his fur.

# Ryan and Latias headed down to dinner to find Sam watching the TV. He saw Latias in her human form and got a giant grin.

"Who is that Ryan," He said. "Your girlfriend?"

"Soon to be wife thank you very much." Latias said. "The names Ruby."

Sam's jaw dropped and he turned back to the TV.

# "Hello Red Dragon or should I say Ryan." She said. "I am Anna leader of Cronos tech. I am giving you a warning now, meddle in our affairs and you will never see your family again!"

At hearing this all of them except for Latias started laughing.

"Whats so funny?!" Latias said. "They just threatened you family."

# "OK brother lets see how you like this." Sam said typing the code in then kicking the door open. "I got you-"

Sam saw Latias and let out a scream.

"HOLY HELL!" He yelled and took off down stairs. "Mom! Mom Ryan has a strange pokemon in his room!"

"Oh dear." Jane said.

# Latias shot over and hugged Ryan.

"Latias...too tight...can't breath..." Ryan said.

# "Yep." Latias said. "Love at first sight. Not to get off topic but when did you master the Arcane Slasher attack?" (you didn't get of the topic... at all)

#"Now what do we do if Ryan is captured?" Shaymin asked.

"I will lead the attack to get him back then." Latias said.

"I don't think-" Arceus started saying when Latias cut him off.

''shut up!'' Latias said

# Just then there was a flash of golden lighting and Arceus appeared.

"Did I miss anything? He asked.

''na.. just your childs birth'' Rian said

# "OK Rotom, your job is to go and mess up their computers and other electrical systems." Latias said.

"I got to wreck expensive equipment and not get in trouble." Rotom said. "Cool."

# "We need to get back to my place fast." Ryan said turning into Latios. "Put you pokemon in their balls and get on."

"What?" Felix asked.

"Your getting a once in a lifetime chance to ride on the back of a Latios." Ryan said.

Felix put everyone in their balls and got on Ryan's back.

"Hold on and keep your mouth shut." Ryan said. "You don't want to eat a bug going two hundred miles an hour."

# "There is another reason I have come tonight." Arceus said. "As you know I am getting older and weaker. I was not the first god, there has been five before me and there will be more after. I have been thinking about who I want to replace me when I am ready to give up my powers. Only two people have proven their worth to take my place. Ryan, I want you and Latias to become the new god and goddess of the pokemon."

After hearing this both Ryan and Latias fainted.

Well now If this is not a twist then I am not alive.

# "How long will we live?" Ryan asked.

"Oh well over a hundred thousand years." Arceus said.

(mmm... a little while)

# "Is there anything you don't have Ryan?" Shaymin asked.

"A life sized chess set." Ryan said. "No wait we got one of those last week.

# "It sounds to me like this guy needs a boot up the ass." Ryan said going to his room and coming out with a giant boot on his left foot. "I better wear the big boot."

At the time everyone fell over laughing.

# As she stood up Ryan put snow down the front of her shirt.

"AHH COLD!!" She yelled shaking the snow out. "Your going to pay for that!"

"You got to catch me first." Ryan said when Felix and Ebony grabbed him in their human forms.

"Get him quick!" Ebony yelled.

Latias put a bunch of snow down the back of his pants and Ryan started dancing around.

"Oh hell! THATS COLD!" He said shaking his pants.

"Yea I think we should run now." Felix said.

"Na ya think." Ebony said.

# "You know I wish we would have done this earlier." Paul said as he continued to stroke Creams ear.

"What, fought?" Cream asked teasingly.