Alright, um... hi! My name's Jess! So...yeah. I really don't know what else to write on here. No one ever reads these things anyway, but oh, well. Here's some basic information.

My favorite color is...Hmm. I don't know what my favorite color is. Guess I'll have to get back to you with that later. :D
Twilight and the Harry Potter series are amazing, along with a number of Sarah Dessen books and The Outsiders.
As I am writing this I am watching Top Chef.
I'm very bored right now.
And blah, blah, blah.

Ooh! And I found this questionare-- Is that how you spell it? Hold on, I'll look it up.

Aha! I see! It's actually questionnaire. Huh. I was close!
Okay. Anyway, onto the questions...

1. FIRST NAME: jessica as said already

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nope it was the only name my parents could agree on (hee-hee)

3. SIBLING NAMES: kristen (shes my lovely oh-so-annoying sister)

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? um... i honestly cant remember im usually a happy person

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? yeah, cuz this is a question that i ask myself everyday i guess i like them

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? im not exactly sure what a lunchmeat is but ill take a guess and say turkey mmm... nice and processed

7. KIDS? nope but i want some in the future

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yeah im nice but weird and those two together make a fun filled day

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? yep it knows exactly how i think...it now attends regular meetings with a phycologist

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? ;)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? why yes, yes i do

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? if someone told me that i had a month to live or something like that, i think i would

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cinnamon toast crunch yum yum yum!

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? depends with my old sneakers, no with my converse, yes (but only cuz i have to)

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? shh... dont tell anyone im the incredible hulk

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? chocolate chip cookie dough; the best ice cream ever invented

17. SHOE SIZE? 8-8 1/2

18. RED OR PINK? pink

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? my legs definetly my legs

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my grandfather he died when i was younger

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? i dont care its up to them

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? im wearing blue jeans (my sister tee-hee we're the same size) and no shoes, just socks

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? vanilla yogurt

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Twist and Shout by The Beatles

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? YELLOW!

26. FAVORITE SMELL? bubble gum, vanilla, ooh! and warm cookies! and axe!

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my sister

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? height i know im weird but i love it when guys are tall

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? how would i know? ive never actually communicated with this person, i just got it off their profile

30. FAVORITE DRINK? shirley temple or choclate milk or cream soda or hot chocolate

31. FAVORITE SPORT? softball/ baseball but i like to play soccer for fun too

32. EYE COLOR? blue

33. HAT SIZE? i dont wear hats so... yeah

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? nope i have 20/20 vision

35. FAVORITE FOOD? loaded cheese fries. theyre loaded with cheese, fries, and calories

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? happy ending. i dont do well AT ALL with scary movies. last time i ended up in my freinds lap. i love thrillers though

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Lovely Bones and it had to be one of the worst movies i've ever seen

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? sweatshirts theyre so comfortable!

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? fall but if i had to pick, summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? depends on the person

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? oh where to begin? cookies, brownies, candy, cake, hot chocolate. i have a major sweet tooth

Stuff:

100 Things to do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart...

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a water gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. When there are people around, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up
69. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
86. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines:

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

Ask the person for the time. "10:30? So today is June 2, 2006, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you." (that ones kind of sweet)

Hi. I would like to award you the Whatever they're were drinking award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics, I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing for an all-expenses paid date with me.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? (Is it really your birthday?) No, but how about a kiss anyway?

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

(Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur" diploma. You sure are a masterpiece.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Bond. James Bond.

(Talk to her)Did i ever tell you you are my hero? You're everything I wish I could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (the person's name) you are the wind beneith my wings.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

(stand next to the target) Hey do you think you could ask this person to give me his/her name and number? (Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because s/he is standing right next to me.

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. (aww)

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. (awwwwww!!)

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!

That's a nice watch (Thank you) Actually, that's a nice dress. (Again, thank you) Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

Heres a quote for you:

"I live in a world of fantasy,

so keep your reality away from me,

I see what i want, I want what I see,

and that is all okay by me."

-Itzah C. Kret