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17 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. ask the sales clerk if they have woman's underwear in men sizes

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Road To Ressurection by ElectricEuphonium reviews
Hi everyone! I'm putting Purple information on hold for a while. I decided to do this, so yeah. When Brian is murdered, Stewie is determined to bring him back from the grave. But the only way to do that is to find the killer! Will Stewie be able to do it?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G.
What happened next by lozza1989 reviews
Sequel to "Stewie and the fat woman." Helen escapes from prison and plans to abduct Stewie again. Will the griffin's be able to thwart her plans or will she get her hands on Stewie again?
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009
Stewie and the fat woman by lozza1989 reviews
During a trip to the mall, Stewie is kidnapped by a crazy fat woman who cannot have children and tries to escape, but will he be able to? No Flames,this is my first Family guy Fic. Completed.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Meg's Boyfriend by Malcolm Fox reviews
Meg meets a 7 11 Clerk named Zack, they fall in love and a bunch of crazy stuff happens. The story now comes to a close as Zack's ex returns into his life and may ruin everything. Read and Review please.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 158,802 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Meg G. - Complete