I hadn't done fan fiction since middle school and I don't know why I'm doing it now. It probably wont become a habit and I'm sure I'm going to just have one fic listed for the next decade. I had gotten over run by an urge to do South Park so bad it forced me to write instead of just leaving me alone. Then I had this friend and he just had to poke and prod and fondle my creativity until it exploded into the piece of lovely work that's linked below.

It's our hideous love child.

Woo two whole fics. Totally unrelated. I have this horrid feeling that my profile will be over run with chaotic and unrelated fics in a mater of time.

I've started up a Fictionpress account under the same handle for anyone interested. It's just a few weird dreams I've had so far.

Rated M for glorious.