I hate it when people are fake. Just be yourself.

My name is Sarah.

Some random facts about me are...

Birthday: Sept. 8th

Favorite band: All American Rejects

I hate Rap. (Sorry rap lovers.)

Favorite sports: Tennis, Swimming and Track.

Hobby: Reading!

Things I suck at: Basket Ball, hitting a ball with a baseball bat, hurdles, and anything that has to do with hand eye cordination

Things that I am good at: Serving in tennis, vollyball (but i like tennis more), swimming, keeping secrets, and discus

Family: My mom, my dad, and my older brother

I love spending time with my family and friends.

Poet: Alfred Lord Tennyson

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Cammie should have run away WITH Zach in Chapter 45 of Only the Good Spy Young, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading The Twilight Saga, The Hunger Games Triology, or The Gallagher Girls Series, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes with OTHER PEOPLE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've ever looked at the Disney logo and thought the 'D' was a 'G', copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to your pet in a funny/baby-ish voice, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Zach Goode's smirk, yet have no idea how to smirk, add this to your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

I burst out laughing at things in books and people look at me wierd.

I also love sayings, Quotes and jokes so here are a few:

- If a guy whistles as you don't respond your a lady not a dog.

- "You know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."-Dr. Suess

- The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right next to them and know you can't have them.

- To the world you may be one person, but to one person you maybe the world.

- "You've got to dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, and live like it's heaven on earth."-William W. Purkey

- "Experience: the most brutal of teachers. But you learn. My God, do you learn." – C.S. Lewis

- "To Laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healty child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

- When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

- To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

- "It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

- A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

- 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 807 islands, 7 seas, and I still had the unfortunate luck to meet YOU.

- I would trust my best friend with my life, but NOT my phone or my facebook.

- When someone's laugh is so much funnier than the joke.

- "Can I help you?" No, I just waited in line for 20 minutes to say 'hi'.

- "Maybe it's Maybelline!" ...or maybe it's photoshop, who knows?

- "Dude, she just called you blonde!" "What? That's not my name?"

- Sometimes, you gotta hand it to short people. Because most of the time, they just can't reach it.

- It's not that I hate you, no! Just put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had water... I'd drink it.

- RIP to all those snowmen who died fighting in the snow :'(

- I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

- 'I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car he's got a one hand feel on the steering wheel, the other on my heart.' Where? Does that mean he's touching your breast?

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And this is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with your cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Thanks for readng. At least I hope you read it :'(