Things you need to know about me

I am fourteen

My name is Kara Wolf

My middle name isn't really Winter, it's actually Collette

I will not write sex scenes

I will probably make gay pairings

I love basketball.

I hate horses

I actually have a life outside fan fiction, but seeing as its a small, miserable life, I don't see how it's relevant.

I hate writing with harry potter as the main character

I don't hate Harry or anything, but I just can't write from his perspective

I actually have a sister on fan fiction. Her names Neqyro.

No, She's not as nice as she seems. She's really a jerk.

She hates my panda bear! She denies that Sushi (my panda) dominates ihsus (her panda and yes it's sushi backwards. She has no originality.) with it's unbeatable cuteness!

Yeah, I'm teasing her. She's actually nice. (however, if you wanna get to her just mention large hairy spiders that eat your face)

OK, well, Don't listen to her if she mentions Equine phobia Whatever she says about it, it's not true.

Oh, you listened anyways? OK, well, I don't have a phobia. I just hate horses.

You probably don't believe me.

good! you're learning

But I still don't have a phobia.

Fred and George dominate all.

My dream car is dark blue with silver that curls into it with an elvish feel. Lord of the Rings elvish. Not Rise of the Guardians elvish.

It will be a sports car.

I will be a millionaire

I will go base jumping.

I won't bring along the boring people (Neqyro)

Then I will laugh at all who envy. (Neqyro)

Then I will smirk at (Neqyro)

Then I will show her sushi, who went along for the ride

And she will probably kill me and feed me to her man-eating horses

But I will be alright, cause I brought flesh eating horse repellant

Cause I am awesome

I plan on world domination.

I will make an army out of my unbeatable violent fangirls ( and guys)

None of you will stand a chance

Then I will go rock climbing, without Neqyro.

And she will smash my face

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

FEAR

You are not scared of the dark

your scared of what's in it

You are not afraid of heights

you're afraid of falling

You are not scared of people

your afraid of rejection

You are not afraid to love

you're scared of not being loved back

You aren't afraid to let go

you're scared of accepting that they're gone

You're not afraid of trying again

you're afraid of failure

My sayings:

Fear is what keeps you from jumping off a cliff.

You need to work on you prounc... pronounca... pronounsition. (and no, before you ask, I did not steal that from my sister. She stole it from me)

Dad! She's not cooperating! - Yes I am!-

Whats 10 to the second power? - ...10,000? - lucky guess!

Kara? Do you want mac and cheese or cold pizza? - ... Yes.

my family doesn't suffer from madness, they enjoy it!

He's not my brother. He's my sister's brother.

this is a lie

favorite sayings;

A nickle isn't worth a dime today- Yogi Berra

I love asking kids what they wanna be when they grow up. Cause I'm still looking for ideas - Unknown

I dream of a better world. Where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned- Unknown

It's bad luck to be superstitious.- Yogi Berra

Ill have you know I stole a balloon On Free balloon day- Sponge Bob

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else - Yogi Berra

Time is a great teacher. But unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Unknown

Why are there no fat stick men!? - Unknown

90% of the game is half mental- Yogi Berra

You'd better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat six- Yogi Berra