2mindsRherehide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, and Naruto. As of 10/6/15: ATU12 and Dragoness19 still share this account. There is no set update/upload schedule. Anyone who has requested a story we apologize and will update it regardless if the original requester still wants it or not. We do not take requests, trades, collaborations and so forth. Thank you for stopping by our account and we hope you enjoy our stories. ATU12: Rising over the Eastern Horizon: COMPLETE Toxic and Roost: ONGOING/HIATUS (until further notice) Little Bug Girl: COMPLETE Dragoness19: Can you see me?: INDEFINITE HIATUS |
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Pokedex by Birdboy reviews
A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 809 - Words: 230,399 - Reviews: 3663 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Arceus - Complete
Humans: Mysterious and Terrifying by Reid Phantom reviews
Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
Phobia by PrussianKnight9 reviews
He'd found him. But something's... not right. He could leave him to take care of his own wretched self... or lend a helping hand. A narrow escape from death left Kakuzu to face a whole new road of challenges. Rated T for swearing and a bit of gore. AU in Naruto universe. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,173 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Heated Kitchen by hawkfruit reviews
Lance's incredulous question is directed at the small box-like tv sitting on the floor, innumerable wires connecting it to an electricity panel in the wall. Sure, it wasn't huge, and yes, it was a rather old model but it worked. Mostly. The image was very grainy, with quality very very far from high definition, and half of the screen was in sepia. " A cooking show. "
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2016 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
Pokedex OneShots by Ysavvryl reviews
A collection of short stories based on the Pokedex entries and whatever else happens to be in my mind. Vast range of genres, characters, and settings. Any Pokemon can be valuable if you care enough to give value to it. Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Unova complete!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 340 - Words: 545,991 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 5/13/2010
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
only a crossword puzzle by somethingdifferent123 reviews
Moments of Bill Masters before and during season one. One-shot. "He cannot afford to lose his resolve. He decided long ago that it was only for the rest of them to do so."
Masters of Sex - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Complete
The One Anomaly by harukkari reviews
Ninjas aren't supposed to have feelings, but this one does. - Janine/Falkner.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Falkner/Hayato, Janine/Anzu - Complete
Postscript by dustbowls reviews
A troubling series of murders have been plaguing Konoha, and police detective Itachi, recently transferred from Otafuku, leads the investigation. Non-ninja alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
I Can't Help But Love Birds! by PrussianKnight9 reviews
Deidara, the fearsome terrorist bomber of Akatsuki, had a secret that he swore to himself never to reveal. Unfortunately, Hidan was never one to think before speaking. And it's not like he wanted anybody—particularly Sasori—to care that he hurt, or anything. Rated T for language. Characters strictly belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
On Fanfiction and How It Should Be Written by spring13 reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara have a heated debate on how fanfiction should be written. Topics range from shipping, chapter length, to point of view.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
50 Frantic Ways by ibuberu reviews
She was used to Ruby's impressive displays of ability at this point. — RubySapphire.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,859 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ruby, Sapphire B.
And Things That Go Bump in the Night by Akatsuki210 reviews
For shinobi, who spend their lives surrounded by death, the question of what happens afterward is more than academic. One shot, many characters featured.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Bright Night by GoldFountain reviews
Shauntal liked oxymorons, but that didn't mean she ever used them in her writings. She never would have thought that it was precisely that - and a certain someone else - that would rid her of her writer's block.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - [Shauntal/Shikimi, Grimsley/Giima] - Complete
The Price of Living by PrussianKnight9 reviews
It was a perfectly harmless mission, or so Deidara had thought. When a simple investigation mission turns into something much more… human, the artistic duo must solve the confounding puzzle in order to fetch back Sasori's puppet body. AU set in Naruto universe, rated T for swearing. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Melt by L.Pilz reviews
A chance encounter in the Land of Iron brings a dose of nostalgia to two ninja borne of Mist. Implied Kisame Hoshigaki x Mei Terumi. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Kisame H., Mei T. - Complete
Leaders at Leisure by GoldFountain reviews
Even the Gym Leaders need a bit of time off every now and then. Chapter 3 - Attack Order. Starring Cress, Cilan, Chili, and unnamed gentleman. Ah, how naïve new leaders are.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Chili/Pod, Cress/Corn
Only Once by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Only once had Kisame let himself get attached, and that once definitely knew how to leave a lasting impression. Then again, perhaps it had been Kisame's own fault for liking puzzles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Back of the Tiger's Hand by thundercow reviews
The trials of dating a girl with a black belt in karate. — Takagi, Kaya.
Bakuman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Takagi A., Kaya M. - Complete
Double Lariat by aestheticisms reviews
Remind me to tell you how I feel today. - CressElesa
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Cress/Corn, Elesa/Kamitsure
Gym Leader Wiki by OkonoMiyagi reviews
If the Gym Leaders had credible, untrolled Wikipedia entries...what would they say? Complete!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Falkner's Heart by Suka-Kitsune reviews
When the girl you can't stop thinking about is the last person you want to see, it's no surprise when she starts popping up where you least expect her.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Janine/Anzu, Falkner/Hayato - Complete
I Had Such Friends by Akatsuki210 reviews
Kisame's new partner isn't at all what he'd expected, and Akatsuki is the last place Itachi would have expected to find friendship. One shot, possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Stephen Jr by Troid reviews
Stephen Colbert reports on Poké Mart mergers, Braviary endangerment, and has a surprise guest. This is the Colbert Report, Pokémon-style! Kink meme fill for an awesome prompt.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Almost Was Good Enough by Quillslinger reviews
Seven years ago, Uchiha Shisui left home in search of something better. Little did he know that one day, his old life would catch up with him in the most unexpected way. ItaShi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Fidelity by Windsong reviews
Silver and Crobat. It loves its master because it's never learned how to hate. Eventually, Silver learns how to love it back.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Silver/Rival, Crobat - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by stained-theory reviews
The journey of how Cream the Rabbit, embodiment of naivety and innocence, and Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform and former murderous foe, become friends. "Mister Shadow.. you're special to me. Our friendship is special to me." One-shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Shadow, Cream/Cheese - Complete
Kindred by SnowKiter reviews
The sea is a nice place to encounter like-minded people.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Morty/Matsuba, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
TOTALLY Less Than Threatening by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
The six undead former-jinchuuriki socialize and discuss the relative "lame-ness" of their respective bijuu. Oneshot. Crack. Rated T for some mild-to-moderate cursing. Disclaimer: "It's fun to write characters who have no real defined personalities..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Fū, Yugito N. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 4,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Countdown by Paperhorse108 reviews
It's New Years Eve, and Janine has decided to spend it alone.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Janine/Anzu, Falkner/Hayato - Complete
The Tower by Llybian Minamino reviews
Morty is called to Violet City when a problem in Sprout Tower causes the Gastly to become out of control. With Falkner's help, will he get to the bottom of this mystery, or fall to the unknown force threatening the peace of the tower? Morty/Falkner
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Morty/Matsuba, Falkner/Hayato - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
penumbra by faces sunward reviews
they've both been left behind. — janine, silver
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Janine/Anzu, Silver/Rival - Complete
Affiliation by Renn Ireigh reviews
In which Koga attempts to stage an intervention.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sabrina/Natsume, Koga/Kyō - Complete
Just Another monday by Two-Tail-Demon reviews
It was just another Monday morning for Falkner.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Falkner/Hayato, Janine/Anzu - Complete
Shake on It by Dear Rosie reviews
Falkner and Janine are arguing-again. When the solution comes around, they have to shake on it. But when Janine aims to annoy him, Falkner has to take action! Fatherlyshipping, or Falkner x Janine. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Falkner/Hayato, Janine/Anzu - Complete
ohio is for lovers by bellmare reviews
different people have different ways of expressing themselves, and it doesn't have to be through words. Manga/game-verses. —ensemble, multiple pairings.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
Phasmatic by Liz Hollow reviews
When Lyra dies unexpectedly, she comes back as a ghost, stuck between the plane of the living and the dead. Morty, the only person who can see her, has to figure out how to get her soul to move on before becoming too attached to someone fated to be dead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,608 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - [Lyra/Kotone, Morty/Matsuba] - Complete
daddy's girl by bellmare reviews
she can do everything a son should be able to, and more. —Janine, Koga.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Janine/Anzu, Koga/Kyō - Complete
Morty's Incredible Gym by The Light's Refrain reviews
ONESHOT - What the Trainer sought was a Gym battle with Morty. What the Trainer found was a couple of foreign weirdos. Volkner/Flint friendship
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Volkner/Denzi, Jasmine/Mikan] Flint/Ōba, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
A Daughter's Love by IanDonyer -ChrisAvrich reviews
One year from the date of her mother's death, a younger Janine comes to terms with her feelings for her always-absent father. RATED T: Simply because of a use of a possibly offensive word. Just being sure, hehe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Janine/Anzu, Koga/Kyō - Complete
Splash by Quillslinger reviews
On a scale of one to ten—ten being the bomb scare at the Reuters Building last May—this was still registering at least a seven in terms of stupidity. AU. Itachi/Shisui.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Doing Good by sinemoras09 reviews
Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Phantoms and Dust by alyssamew reviews
The people of Ecruteak City said that their gym leader was cursed and his friend, the researcher, was crazy. One spent his time chasing after the wind while the other choked on the ashes of the dead. Stories about Morty and Eusine.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Morty/Matsuba, Eusine/Minaki
Baker's Dozen by vampgirl8 reviews
“Why do you defend him so much?” I stared at him, and had the feeling he wasn’t talking about Aiko anymore. I frowned softly, eyes forlorn, and answered. “Because it’s sad, Rei, when a six year old has to check cookies for poison.” Gaaraxoc Gaaraoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Stranded by auroraivy reviews
GaaraxOC. OC is a girl named Ria with a quirky nature and fangirl outlook. This is her story and her experiences with Gaara and the world he lives in. Will Ria be able to take the pressure or will it bury her in the sand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,235 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Revelations by neutralizing reviews
She has never been enough. (Janine, her relationship with her father, and everything in between.)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Koga/Kyō, Janine/Anzu - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
The Girl In the Water by Senri reviews
You can take a girl away from the river but you can't take the river away from a girl. Chihiro and a bit about how she grows, post-movie.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Chihiro O. - Complete
Nonsense by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Basically, this is just a collection of whatever CRACK pops into my head. Stories are about all characters, and range from drabbles to more developed plot lines. Language warning. I'LL TAKE YOUR REQUESTES! Updated upon inspiration.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Finding Tobi by BrandNewOrange reviews
In which Tobi decides to cast a spell, causing the Akatsuki to ruin your favourite childhood movies. rating raised for safety, due to language only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Canon Rape by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Heat Stroke by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Black Heart Inertia by Kroriarty reviews
Kakuzu rots in prison, awaiting his execution. His animosity grows against the people that betrayed him. His people. His home. He waits until he can escape, growing mad with each passing day. Is madness key to freedom? Graphic violence, strong language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Kakuzu - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 303 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Follow the Rabbit by Nymbis reviews
The use of tools, shields, and rabbit hutches. Zabuza and Haku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Five Truths by Lisse reviews
Just like the title says. Five facts about various shinobi, updated sporadically and as time permits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Breakfast at the Oaks by ShinyAeon reviews
A silly little ficlet about Tracey and Gary's first one-on-one interaction. No bashing, no shipping, just hopefully a little humor. PG-13 for references to naughty things, though .
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Tracey S./Kenji, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
Origami Malarkey by Nymbis reviews
Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Spider by supervivi reviews
Itachi goes exploring, and Sasori plays professor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
The Prince and the Doe by hitokiri midori reviews
Severus Snape has difficulties producing a patronus in his 5th year at Hogwarts. [Book 7 Spoilers] [LESS sort of.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Masks by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tobi may be the only Akatsuki member who wears a mask to cover his face, but all of them have masks to hide their secrets. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Fishing by sharingank reviews
Deidara just needs to learn to relax. DeiTobi friendship piece. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
First Name Basis by Gray Raincloud reviews
[A Kurosuki Raiga fic] Waiting under the rain, Kisame gets a surprising visit. He's never been good at this kind of thing. Conversation can be entertaining, however, especially with guys like him. [One chapter only]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
20truths: Neji and Tenten by Cyberwolf reviews
The longest conversation the two have in school is when Tenten explains the advantage of titanium shurikens over plain steel ones to Neji, then wishes him luck in the target range. [20truths]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10984 - Favs: 19,475 - Follows: 6,417 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of Power, Respect and Friendship by Diva-esque reviews
These are the facts about Sasuke and Naruto's intricate relationship. Nonyaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Eligible by firefly reviews
Where Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Seven Things That Didn't Happen to Team 7 by Diva-esque reviews
These things didn't happen to Team 7, but one should have.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It was His by bananabog reviews
Naruto can be incredibly sticky regarding certain issues. Oneshot, drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Tea Before War by Gigabomb reviews
Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Taste the Irony by HardlyFatal reviews
What Byakuya thinks about when he's bored. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
Unexpected Companionship by Genki9 reviews
The memories from Team 7 weren't the only things Sasuke left behind when he joined Orochimaru; he had other goodbyes that needed to be said...Pairing: Sasuke X Household plant...no, I'm not kidding.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Blinding Pokemon with Science by Luszcz reviews
A few random theories about certain mysteries of the pokemon world. Science!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2003
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Toxic and Roost reviews
Collection of passing fancies of an unpopular fandom that has gained my affections.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Janine/Anzu, Falkner/Hayato
Can you see me? reviews
A girl who wants to please and loves to love others has been isolated by her circumstances all her life. All she wants is for people to see that she is not invisible! This will (eventually) be a GaaraXOC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Gaara
Little Bug Girl reviews
Miserly and anti-social, Kakuzu is perfectly fine being a loner until an eccentric tomboy with weird hair barges into his life and offers him her company. Rated T for a bit of swearing at the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Kakuzu, Fū - Complete
Rising over the Eastern Horizon reviews
Those donning the black cloaks with red clouds, each with their own individual interests, come to form an organization bent on changing the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete