Moshi Moshi! w

I am Joe-John the Black Blonde. Also known as Philip. Call me whichever you like.

And yes. I am aware that these names have no similarities besides the fact that they belong to the same person.

Also be aware that I am not a boy.

Also be aware that...

Well I'm not sure.

Anywho my lovelies, welcome to my profile! It touches my heart that you went out of your way to look at it. Q w Q

Unfortunately, I have nothing of any interest to offer to you at the moment.

I'm currently working on a Kuroko no Basuke fic.

Yes, I admit it. It's yaoi. *le sigh*

I know that fandom is kinda...dead-ish...but with the second season coming out soon... (bauedvbofuv so excited w )

So um. Yeah. Enjoy o w o

Ah I finally finished up my first multi-para fanfiction! Ahm sho proud(It's not even that great. It'll get better xD) So now I'll be attempting to continue my second, which is, in fact, Bleach.

However, it's an OC story, and I know a lot of people are afraid of Mary-Sues and yada yada, so I'm not gonna beg and plead. Read as you wish.

If you do like it, in fact, I'd like some assistance

I dunno who to put with my character. Yeah, I know, I should've figured it out before I started, but I got excited... ._.

Ah Salve!

Yeah...taking Italian class... ._.

But anywho That's not the main idea of this little update. Maybe you wanna know what I watch and who I ship. WELL I's about to let you all know

Bleach

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

Eh...more to come for Bleach at a later date... Moving on

Kuroshitsuji

Yaoi:

Nope. No non-yaoi here. It's impossible for me. ._.

Shingeki no Kyojin

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

I also ship Hanji x Titans and Sasha x Potato(my OTP by the way), but I don't think that's appropriate for the list.

Kuroko no Basuke

Yaoi:

Yeah...I don't ship Kuroko x Kagami. I don't like either of 'em. And also no non-yaoi. Not enough females. I don't like the ones there. Anywho

Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club

Yaoi:

Oh...The fanservice is so beautiful in this show... Q///w///Q

K (Project)

Yaoi:

I highly recommend this anime if you haven't watched it already. So. Many. Feels. And also Izumi reminds me of Shizuo (DRRR!)

Soul Eater

Yaoi:

Non-yaoi:

Definitely more to come for this list Hue hue hue

Fullmetal Alchemist

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

I actually haven't seen all of Brotherhood yet... ._. I feel so...behind in life.

Ouran High School Host Club

Yaoi:

I also ship Honey x Cake but...you know how that goes. Tooth ache...break up...dentist...make up...more cake. It's a seriously unhealthy relationship.

Brothers Conflict

Yaoi:

So. Much. Sex appeal. Just. Yes. Umf.

Uta no Prince-sama

Yaoi:

The cutest. Corniest. Sweetest. Catchiest anime ever.

Deadman Wonderland

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

I used to ship Chan and En (the twins), but then I found out En was a girl. Dx

Amnesia

Yaoi:

UGH. This anime has the biggest cliffhanger ever. TT n TT The struggle...

Dangan Ronpa

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

You don't know how happy I was when I found out Chihiro was a boy! Oh the possibilities... In the words of Genocider Syo: "He was cross-dressing? That's so hot!"

Diabolik Lovers

Yaoi:

If y'can't tell, Laito is my favorite e u e More t'come when more episodes come out!

Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

So. Many. Pairings. And only 12 episodes. I just...umf...Dantalion... Q///w///Q So beautiful...

Karneval

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

ILOVETHISANIMESOMUCH. It was so good I definitely recommend it. e u e And don't you dare tell me Akani and Azana is not canon.

Hi'ya! Another random ass update e w e

Of course, m'dears, I don't just watch anime.

Q A Q I'm not obsessed, I'm telling you!

Anywho, this'll be the books/movies/TV shows pairings list. Go through it. Ponder why they're so random. Fall in love with them. Or hate them. That's cool too.

Harry Potter

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

I love Harry Potter. I just. Love. I...I... -dies-

Mortal Instruments/Infernal Devices

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

I am obsessed with this book. HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY recommended. And by the way... Alec x Magnus is canon. e u e

Criminal Minds

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

Not many pairings, but such a great show. If you don't watch it. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS. Just kidding! O u O Not really. ._.

Once Upon a Time

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

I believe this is the only show with more straight shippings than gay...hm...well, it's whatever. It's an AMAZING show! Can't wait for Once Upon a Time in Wonderland!! n w n

Teen Titans

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

ASDFGHJKL TEEN TITANS! *Squee* Ah...I'm such a big kid...

Total Drama Series

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

Surprisingly enough, I don't ship NoCo. They're waaay too uke for each other.

Tekken

Yaoi:

Non-Yaoi:

Going through my lists...I realize I have problems. Anywho, I love Tekken, and I am disappointed in the lack of shippable males. Hmph.

Allow me to ask you a question, dear readers.
In a world where everyone is ignorant except for you, are you the one who is truly ignorant?
Let me put this in simpler terms.
In a world where everyone believes that two plus two equals five, are you wrong for being the only one to know that two and two, in fact, equal four?
Or perhaps,
In a world where everyone looks up and sees an emerald sky, are you stupid for pointing out that it is actually blue?

So, take a moment to ponder this situation.

Are you beneath them?
Are you someone neglected by society for being the only one who knows "truth"?
Or is it possible that you're wrong?
Your arrogance blinds you.
You see a blue sky but everyone else sees green.
You deduct that two and two add up to four, but the rest of the world argues otherwise.
You must be the one who's wrong.
Majority rules, right?

But then again,
Are you not above them?
"Everyone is ignorant...except for you."
Except for you.
By definition of that sentence, doesn't that make you the only one who isn't ignorant?
You are not ignorant.
Everyone else is.
You are knowledgeable of things that they are not.
You are the one being with superior intellect.
So what does that make you?
Does that make you God?

Or does it make you an arrogant fool who simply cannot see an undoubtedly green sky?

Define red without using the word 'red'.

Alright.

...It is the fiery passion that pulsates within your body. But passion is not just anger, not just love. It is everything. It is the fire that drives you to the brink of insanity. You cannot lose it. It's always there. It is the heated, passionate romance that melts your heart. The pure, uncensored beauty that burns your eyes, scorches the description into your brain, too hot to touch. This is the color of all the sins you have committed, all of the evil exploding into one color.

...It is the rage that smolders inside of you. It compels you to wreck havoc and spread more of the dastardly color. It is the color between white and black. Life and death. It is that moment of pondering a meaningless life as blood covers the entire floor. The color that loses rhythm as the passion of your heart begins to slow. Everything covered in one color.

...It is pure beauty. It is wicked. It is love. It is hate. It is passion. It is sweltering emotion. It is the glow of the cracks in the Earth before a volcanic eruption. It is the look in the eyes of a tortured bull before it charges. It is the cunning of a thief before he lies. It is the doorway to Hell, the prick of a plucked, dying rose, the aftermath of a gruesome war, the chilling scenery of the end of the world. All this and more...

...Passion is more than just love. More than just hate. More than anger. It is the epitome of everything. It is more than just life. It is truly living. It is more than just love. It is destiny. It is more than just anger. It is the rage of a dragon. It is more than just hate. It is cruel, bloody torture. It is more than simply devotion. It is passion. It paints everything we see. It paints everything we cannot. You see, even in a world of black and white...

You will always see red.

Minna, ohayou gozaimasu!

And yes, it is morning where I am at this current moment and time, and I'm also aware that it won't be morning forever, but I just really wanted to say it. At least once. .-.

Okay! The purpose of this update is to talk about the stories I have written thus far. Ahem:

One Shots:

Define Love- This is a KnB fic between two unlikely characters, Imayoshi Shoichi and Takao Kazunari. (Loves her crack shippings very much.) It's just a little fluffy interaction between the point guards of two rival schools. I plan on making more fics of them in the future.

Dribble- Another KnB fic. Eh, I didn't get much love on this story, but it's understandable. It's short, and no plot. But I think if you think hard enough, it has a lot of meaning. It shows the mindset of the Generation of Miracles whilst still in Middle School, and it shows their passion for basketball and their passion to win. I dunno. I like it.

Letting Go Hurts the Most- A somewhat romance fic between Takao Kazunari and Shintarou Midorima. It starts off pretty angsty, with Takao always loving Shintarou but never telling him, but due to a series of unfortunate events, he wishes he would've told him sooner. It's pretty sad, though I believe I could've done better. Mostly because I decided to make it a one shot rather than a multi-para fic. But it's whatever. What's done is done.

Bye, Stupid Ace- Hurr, yet another KnB fic. A lovely little crack shipping(I guess) of Aomine Daiki and Imayoshi Shoichi. It's a little angsty, I guess, but just a small one-shot of the two's relationship. Very cute. Nothing heavy. -spreads the dokis-

Multi-Para:

Three Sounds Perfect- Ahh, such a corny title, I love it. Anywho, it's KnB again, and is a three-way fic between Shintarou Midorima, Takao Kazunari and Miyaji Kiyoshi. Takao is a little pervert who has seriously wet dreams about these two, and doesn't know how to go about it. Teenage hormones are in overdrive, and he believes they'll hate him. But ultimately, it end in some serious locker-room lovin'.

You Only Loved Me that One Night-This one is a Bleach fic, actually. (Whoo somethin' different!) This one is a somewhat romance between Isshin Kurosaki and Ryuuken Ishida. It's an AU fic during the time where they're in college(Which is why is you read the fic, you'll see I'll use 'Shiba' instead of 'Kurosaki' for Isshin.) Ryuuken has feelings for him, and Isshin is clueless. They go out for drinks -some more unwillingly than others- and things escalate greatly. It's a one-sided sex scene and I'll admit, Ryuuken gets a bit OOC. But I tried!

In Progress:

Sing Me to Death- My second Bleach fic. This one has an OC in it ("Oh no, an OC! Run away!" Screw you guys! Q A Q Bullies...) and basically, his life was flipped and entire 360 degrees after the passing of his mother. Tomoki Masuoji was killed in a gang incident, and was dropped in the middle of a foreign, poverty-run town. Now, after being practically hunted by a horde of hungry hollows, he's on his way to the Shinigami Academy, where he'll train to become a, well, Shinigami. This will be a romance story, and this will be yaoi. The problem is, I still don't know who I'm going to pair him with. So... yeah. This'll be on hold until I figure that out. If you guys have any suggestions, I greatly appreciate it!

Possible Stories for the Future:

Naive- This will actually be a Shingeki no Kyojin fic. (Attack on Titan, in case you were unaware.) I plan on making this a series of one-shots, all following the characters thoughts and actions before death. It'll start off with Marco, and end with Levi. There shall be many a character in between. I don't know how many. It'll be pretty sad.

Unnamed #1- This fic will be one of those random A-Z fics. It will be a Demons and Realist fic, full of a crap-load of drabbles from A to Z. I'm doing this mostly because that fandom has very very few stories, and almost all of them are Dantalion x William. So, I wanna try and do more than just one couple. It'll be full of normal and crack shippings alike.
*HAD BEGUN WRITING. IS SERIOUSLY SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW. BUT YOU CAN'T TELL BECAUSE I'M USING PERIODS TO END MY SENTENCES RATHER THAN EXCLAMATION POINTS.*

CAN I JUST RANT ABOUT SOMETHING REAL QUICK?!

Alright, so I have multiple RP accounts on Facebook, yeah?

And I'm just chilling on my Imayoshi Shouichi account, talking to my friend (who has an Aizen account), and BOOM we start roleplaying.

What. The. Hell.

Why. Why are they so perfect for each other? Why do I actually ship them?! (And I mean ship them. Like, stuff 'em in a large box and put them on a ship so they can frick frack all the way to Europe.)

I mean, yeah, they come from two different fandoms. BUT! Let's put them in an AU situation, where they're the same age, yada yada.

Aizen constantly refers to himself as a God. He's all high and mighty, sophisticated, intelligent, and the troll of all trolls, honestly. Imayoshi is referred to as a god damn devil. His skills are intelligence and mind games. Not to mention they both wear glasses e u e

They both rule people. They both are sly and have a constant smile (give or take a few situations). I mean, imagine these two going head to head? Imagine how much they would hate each other but love the thrill and challenge of each other? IMAGINETHEANGRY,SEXYBOOTYDUTY.

I have never had such a wild shipment of umf in my life.

I officially ship Sousuke Aizen x Imayoshi Shouichi.

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