Yolah (yo+hola)

The names Alexis but you can call me Alex. I am the kind of person who listens to screamo before going to ballet. The kind of person who on a good day feels like superman. The person who laughs after they jump from the dark to scare you. The kind that during awkward silences at lunch, screams "I'm not emo I swear!" and bursts out in fake tears. I am the one who makes the grade, and loves lemonade. And by the way, I don't just hear things, I see them too.

So when I chat with my friends we make up these random lives and mine goes like this:

I am married to an iPod machine (I saw one at JCPenny and fell in love!), divorced to my penguin husband who wanted to take over the moon (way too controling, and he was only 2'9!), my boyfriend is a robot who is a complete, I mean complete idiot! Sometimes my friends worry about me now I know why.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Anywho, my friends say i am like the title of that one book Goth Girl and Fan Boy. I -obviusly- am a girl, i enjoy wearing dark colors (brown, black, dark green, blue, grey, and BLACK), and no I am not emo or goth I just kinda look like one! I am in loooooove with Logan/ Wolverine from X-men and Iron man. I mean dude, Logan has fricken metal claws, he's misunderstood, has a wicked awesome brother (if your oblivius watch X-men Origins: Wolverine you'll catch on), and he is a total softy! And Iron Man, do I have to say anything? He used his intelligence of weapons, and used it for good by creating a suit of armor and destroying his own weapons!! Fricken awesome!!Ok enough about my obsesion of super dudes.

Random Quotes

I can't see you, it's too dark in here! ~Patrick (spongebob)

There is only do or don't, no try. ~ I have no clue

My world is full of bunnies and unicorns, but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are drinking again. ~ again no clue

My unOfficial Theme Song

Eighth Wonder~ Lemon Demon

Lyrics:
Extra clever earthbound spirit
Ghost in the form of a mongoose
And I have hands and I have feet
I'll never die, I am a freak
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know, I might be small but I am a freak
Thou wilt never know what I am
I am the fifth dimension and I will split the atom
And if you see me, you're paralyzed
Pillar of salt, you're mummified
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know, I might be small but I am the eighth wonder
And I was born 1852
And I was born in India
And I shall haunt like the Buggane
With such weird noise and clanking chains
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know, I might be small but I am a freak
I say "vanished" to underground
Jim, let me go, I watch like hell
And I have hands, and I have feet
I'll never die, I am a freak
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall
I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder
Eighth wonder of the world
You'll never get to see
What in the name of god can I be?