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Joined 09-05-09, id: 2073160, Profile Updated: 07-22-11

My brithday is 28th october
i love drama
i write songs
i want to learn to play gitar
i have two older brothers
my dream is to be a author

books i love the percy jackson books,gifted,the immortals,the night world, harry potter books,the twilight books,a series of unfortunate events,acidental mother, stone cold, the vampire diaries,the last song and many many more

My favorite tv i love the vampire diaries,super natural season one ,desparte housewives,scrubs,friends,big bang thery,how i met your mother,x factor,britian gots talent,american idol, charmed,8 smple rules,warehouse 13,merlin and so many more

MY favorite films are twilight,percy jackson,harry potter,the house bunny,final destiation 1,2,3 and 4,saw,sority row,american mall,ice princess,stick it,scary movies,fame,bandslam,bring it on,step up 1,2,all disney films st trinians,cheaper by the dozen,another cinderella story,27 dresses, sex and the city,mean girls,get a clue,music and lyrics ...

my general interests are:
music
drama
reading
watching tv
writing songs
writing storys

Things i belive in:
don't judge a book by it's cover
nothings what it seems
you should stand by freinds and family
you need to be yourself and no one eles
secrets can tear people apart

What i look for in people
careing
sweet
understanding
down to earth
not afraid to be themselvels
a free sprit
headstrong
inderpented
brave

My dreams:
learn to play guitar
be a author
or more partical a teacher
learn to spell cause i'm crap at it

my fav coulour is black and purple
i can't spell you might of noticed but hay who cares
i love all animals but i can't get a pet cause my brothers are alergic

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DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH? Read this it is SOOOOO sweet

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there is anyone in life you love this much, please repost this.

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OI!! If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude(DUH!! 14?)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat(Christmas not birthday).
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.(lol jokes, i dont watrch porn...or do i)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. I am always depressed, so I must an emo/goth

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up.

Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for someone I'm not.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they learn how to live in the same box.

You have to take to good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things gor wrong, but just remember that life goes on.

You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more.

Stand up for what you believe in, even is it means standing alone.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. (Gullible people..) Crazy is if you are using this as a checklist. Crazy is when you and your best friend is so bored, so you decide to skip down your driveway singing "We're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!!". Crazy is when you write your name on a 10 dollar note in Permanent marker just because you don't want anyone to steal it and now you can't exchange it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too

Try Not To Cry

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was
2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At
3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at
1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your

Things guys should know about girls!
Men Need To Understand These Things

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!

26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

x x You got problem with me? x x
x x Solve it x x
x x Think I'm trippin'? x x
x x Tie my shoes x x
x x Can't stand me? x x
x x Sit down x x
x x Can't face me? x x
x x Turn around x x


希望 Hope
火 Fire
水 Water
地球 Earth
風 Wind
喜 Happiness
愛 Love
哀 Sorrow
勇 Courage
死 Death
暗闇 Darkness
恨 Hate

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Just Perfect by deator11 reviews
He was weird and annoying. Funny even, but definitely weird. Yet as strange as he was, Kim couldn't help but think he was just perfect. If she ignores all the crap he goes through to win her first! HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kim, Jared
River of Dreams by MintChocolate5 reviews
At twelve, she fell hard but learned better. Now eighteen, a single glance changes everything in one long domino effect. Kim/Jared imprint story with heart and soul and sexy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,444 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Jared, Kim
Changing Fate by xeat.ur.soulx reviews
"When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade." - Leave it to me to squirt the lemon juice in fate's eye. : A Paul/OC Imprint Story. Sequel's Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Paul, Jared - Complete
For the Love of Grace by xeat.ur.soulx reviews
They said imprinting was perfect. Like fitting two puzzle pieces together. It was easy; effortless. One look was all it took to fall in love — Boy, were they wrong. : Paul's Daughter & Sam's Son : Sequel to Changing Fate! [not necessary to read CF to understand this fic]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Jacob, Paul, Sam
A Cinderella of Sorts by jaredxkimx4ever reviews
Kimberli Birche was merely a slave to her parents and invisible at school. Until she gets noticed by long-time crush, Jared, and a lot of strange, terrifying things start happening. Will she ever get her happy ending?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,162 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Jared, Kim
Save Me From Myself by Kammzy reviews
What happens when a good girl goes neon? Kim's in a battle with her heart. Mel's afraid to let the right guy love her. Can two certain wolves save them from their own stupidity? Rated M for lemons and perverted thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,665 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - [Jared, Kim] OC
Rescue me, my Werewolf by Michelle7 reviews
When all your life you've been abused, how can you deal with each new obstacle in your path? Sophie's an abused girl looking for somehting more than hatred. When Paul makes her life more miserable than it already is, how will the two cope when he Imprints on her? Or when there just seems to always be one more obstacle in their way to being happy? M for Rape/Abuse/Language/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 148,283 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 9/23/2010 - [Paul, OC] Embry, Sam - Complete
High School by THA musIc GuY reviews
AU. When Annabeth Chase transfers to Goode High, she doesn't in the least believe that her life will undergo any sort of change. Trust a certain sea-green eyed boy to prove her wrong. Percabeth. A senior year story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
My Life's Call For Help by Denise88 reviews
This is a Seth imprint story. Christine Dylon meets Nessie after moving to Forks. She soon meets Seth as well and her whole life begins to change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 228,415 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Seth, Renesmee C./Nessie
Guardian by jenn02134 reviews
Jared has supposedly hit the shape shifter jackpot with his quirky-yet-normal imprint. But Kim Connweller is not quite what she appears to be. Vampires and werewolves exist, so who's to say that there can't be anything else out there? A retelling of the Twilight Saga from Kim's point of view. Canon with a twist!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,242 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Jared, Kim
My Supernatural Happy Ever After by idontknowhow2shutthehellup reviews
Kimberly Connweller is content with her life but feels like she'll never be important; however after nearly a year of fancying the strikingly charming Jared Timber, she comes to learn just how important she is enabling her to come out of her shell.Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Jared, Kim
My Animal, My Soulmate, My Dumb Ass by xoxoTeamEdwardxoxo reviews
Kim is artistic, sarcastic and ready to leave her podunk town. Enter her long time crush who suddenly gets it through his thick skull that she is special and let the sparks fly. Oh yes there will be bad language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,094 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kim, Jared
How the Story Went by hot mess express reviews
This isn't just a love story. It's my story. Ours, mine and Jared's. Don't believe what other people might tell you, what comes out of the rumor mill. I'm telling it now and this, this is how it went.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jared, Kim - Complete
The Life of a Broken Imprint by TheSilverWolfisBack reviews
Kim is a broken teenager, can Jared be able to help her in her time of need?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Kim, Jared
I Gotta Make Her Mine by vampsluv2bite32 reviews
Of all the pack,who'd have thought I would imprint? Especially on someone I never knew existed? On someone I've never thought twice about? But there's one thing I do know. I gotta make her mine. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,588 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Paul - Complete
Perfect to Me by AylaBear23 reviews
Michelle Adams moves to Forks to escape the pain of her not so perfect life. Her world is crumbling around her and she hangs on to the only stable thing left: everyone's favorite hot headed, temperamental werewolf. Paul/OC this story belongs to AylaBear23
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,461 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Paul
Who Do You Think You Are? by Hanski reviews
Kim has three brothers. Her best friends are Jacob,Quil and Embry. Her life changes when Jared notices her. Will she accept him? Will her life remain the same when she is friends with the Cullens? It's not only the supernatural beings that enter her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,568 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Jared, Kim
The Two L's: Love, and Lust by SweetandSpicy180 reviews
Jared/Kim Imprint- Kim has always been quirky and independent, just her and her three friends causing hell. Suddenly Jared disappers, when he comes back he won't stop staring at her with love and lust in his black eyes. Kim not a Dork/Stalker.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 130,355 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Damn This Wild Heart by Insane Cali Gurl reviews
Olivia came to La Push, but will she ever tell anyone why? Maybe a little think called imprinting and a pissy wolf can help. Only time will tell.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,501 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Paul - Complete
Coming Home A Seth Imprint Story by DarkEaster101 reviews
17 year old Tessa is moving back home to La Push after being away for two years. Her best friend Kim has a boy friend that she is head over heels for, when Kim takes her to a bonfire will the same thing happen to Tessa with Seth? Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,457 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Seth
Jared and Kim love story: It's Fate by Neejaloveslife reviews
What happens when you are determined to get over your crush just when he starts to notice you? Will you give in or decide that he's just to late? This is exactly what happens to Kim. Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 81,740 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Eclipse of the Eyes by we'vehitanAllxTimexLow reviews
Kim's invisible to everyone, even her parents. What happens when she's finally seen? Jared's a normal boy who changes...a lot. What happens when fate gives him a little push in the right direction? Each chapter based on song by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,065 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Just another day at school, or is it? by AvidTwilighterOCD reviews
Hailey Johnson has been picked on for her entire life. Nerdy and unsure of herself she makes the perfect target for the bored boys of La Push highschool. One boy in particular has always been a major problem, but all that's about to change BIG TIME! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Paul
Their Journey by luverofjamesandlily reviews
Even though it's only 'cause he likes my best friend, he says hi to me. It's a start, right? Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,020 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Stuck with each other by Chay18 reviews
"I had tried everything! I've tried to show you how much you mean to me, but you never seem to listen. It's as if you don't want to believe me." "You're right... I don't believe you." Now with beta! Jared and Kim lovestory never told.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,831 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kim, Jared
took you long enough by Glamouredravenclaw reviews
follow Kim and Jared through this heartfelt story, written around there love and the scandles that follow through the whole story! full of love, death, and scandle. When the times get tough how will the relationship last? or will the flame be doused? FRG!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,658 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kim, Jared
Those Bad, Bad Bearheart Girls by Isis Aurora Tomoe reviews
A different take on the tradtional Jared/Kim imprint story. Kim and her half-sister are the school badasses, and Jared is your all around 'good' guy. When he imprints, what will Kim think? Jared/Kim & Embry/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,282 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Kim, Jared
Fourth is the Sassiest by teemedup reviews
This is the long awaited 4th installment in my chronicles of the Imprinted series. Carmen Dean absolutely was not about to date Brady Fuller, first of all he was only 16 and she was 19, second she liked flirting too much, he was just gonna have to deal!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,608 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Brady - Complete
Love Chronicles Volume One: Walk Next to Me by bellaxswanxcullen reviews
A KimxJared story. Kim is scared of being hurt again. Jared is afraid of hurting Kim, but he can't live without her. It seems no matter what he does a hidden memory of a night not so long ago keeps coming to her mind, making her block Jared more and more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Kim, Jared
Half Bloods in High School by SteffieLovesPJO reviews
AU. CONTAINS : Bitchy Rachel, High School, Camp, Demigods, Percabeth ANDD THALICO! :D R&R please! REVISED VERSION :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,992 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Complicated by HabsGirl31 reviews
Embry,Quil,Jake,Soph have been BFFs,when Embry suddenly leaves them for the hallmonitors on steroids,Soph is hurt.But when he imprints on her,shes allowed to know why he left,will she forgive him?Can she be friends with both him and her old friends. Em/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,934 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Embry, Quil Jr., OC - Complete
Goodbye Houston, Hello La Push by MNJenkins reviews
Carrie goes to live with her half-brother in La Push. She meets Paul and sparks fly, but why is he nervous around her brother. Plus a friend from home comes by and new surprises and chaos happens. How will the wolves react to this? PaulxOc & EmbryxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,726 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Paul
The chocoholic diaries by Evil's Sidekick reviews
Dear Diary: Seth Clearwater is out for my blood. And all I did was ask him for change for a dollar. Why me? SethOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Seth
Imprint Book 1: The ups and downs of imprinting by justareaderfan reviews
Addi Kingsley is new to La Push and she's about to turn Embry's world upside down. This is an Embry/OC story with all the drama that goes with imprinting. With a little Seth/OC to spice things up. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,364 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Embry, Seth - Complete
Love In An Elevator by chainofcommand reviews
Will not be finished.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,137 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
my heart belongs to you :on hold! by lllllans reviews
Kim has been abused by her father ever since she was 14. she ran away with her sister, now she has to take care of her 5 year old sister. she is lost in the woods and doesn't know where to go.can Jared and the pack help her? I am bad at summaries. sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 66,840 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kim, Jared
It's Not Me, It's You by Lov3good reviews
Paul and I weren't made for each other. He seemed to think otherwise. Paul/OC imprint! -M- for Language and possibly Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,510 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Paul
Humans by theplaceswego reviews
Vivyan Landing has always wanted the Quileute "stars" to take an interest in her. Not for romance, but to save her and her brother from the man they used to call father. Her wish is granted first day of grade 11, but why? Rated M in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,765 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Paul - Complete
Think Twice by GASPLudwig reviews
The 'freak' girl of La Push, who is best friends with Kim, and bullied by Paul, feels betrayed when Kim leaves her and becomes part of their little gang. But whats even worse, is that she was just imprinted on by her worst night mare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,002 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Paul - Complete
Life's Not a Fairytale by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
What happens when the girl of your dreams has been sitting next to you for years, unnoticed? And when you finally do notice her, she shuts you down? This is the dilemma Jared faces. How does he win Kim over when he doesn't know what he did wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
No way! A Kim and Jaredstory by miilla reviews
-'"Kim?" No way. There was NO WAY that Jared could have finally noticed me. No way.' My take on Jared's and Kim's story, Kim POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Now You Notice Me? by karatekid917 reviews
I have a bone to pick with those teachers. They say you're supposed to come out of highschool with both intellectual and practical smarts. What will I end my 13 year school life with? A mark of 99 and unrequited love. Thanks Jared Thail.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,946 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Finding Your Courage by Jedi Revan8645 reviews
After Ron leaves Harry and Hermione during the search for the Horcruxes it finally forces Hermione to show her true feelings. Plus I added a small surprise as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,544 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Stalking 101 by illihan reviews
Kim is Jared's ultimate personal stalker. But does she want the tables turned? Is she ready for what she's wished for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,406 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Kim, Jared
High School by Invincinble Saviour reviews
Percy And Nico are Attending High School and they fall. fall hard in love with a Annabeth and Thalia. Percabeth and Thalico. Suck at summaries. R&R. Romance Drama. Read and Review pls. Great story. Must read. Total Percabeth and Thalico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Who I Am by WildHope83 reviews
She moved to heal invisible wounds and walked right into her destiny, but would he still love her when he learned just how broken she was? PaulOC; COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,897 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Paul - Complete
Kim and Jared by Just-Soldier-On reviews
Have you ever wondered how kim and Jared got together? Here is my version of events.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 26,106 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Midnight Romeo by crazyapril reviews
Life wasn't so complicated when Kim moved to Wa. She had a new school and new friends. Until she met Jared then everything happened all at once.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,072 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Kim, Jared
Split, a Kim story by deadlybeautiful reviews
No, I’m worse than pathetic, I’m Kim. Which is by far worse than being just pathetic. Because when you’re Kim you get to be obsessed, neurotic, paranoid, painfully shy, and invisible too. That’s right, I’m Kim, the whole package deal. Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,986 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kim, Jared
Unwritten by miilla reviews
Maia's life is weird. She has a mother who's dating guys half her age, a father who left her for another man, and a crazy best friend. She comes to La Push to work for her uncle, but she finds so much more than just some extra pocket money. Embry/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,262 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Embry - Complete
Wild Child by Vicky May reviews
I'm not afraid of you." I spat. His eyes darkened and he loomed above me, his eyebrows furrowed in a line. "You should be." He thundered dangerously. I grinned cheekily and patted his cheek. "Honey, i've seen cats that are scarier than you. Cheer up!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Paul
No Submission by GossipGirlBeatles FANATIC reviews
Kim has been in love with Jared since who knows when, but what happens when he imprints and she won't let him in, she won't trust him and she won't submit to the imprint. But when they need their connection more than ever things take a turn for the worst!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Jared, Kim
Noticed by iamcrafty reviews
Jared is easily jealous and Kim may have to move to Seattle. Turns out they're suited quite well for each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jared, Kim
Oh Jules by Lov3good reviews
My feelings for Paul changed the minute he knocked a door into my face. But I guess, that's the price to pay for love. Paul/OC !COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,230 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Paul - Complete
Eyes Like a Hurricane by Living Masquerade reviews
Sadie's summer was already turning out to be a hard one; her sister was getting married to a man from Washington, she needed to find a job, and a rather large muscular man seemed to have a problem with her. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,726 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Paul - Complete
Friends that move 2gether, imprint 2gether, sorta by stonecoldheart27 reviews
Beccer and Leah are best friends and have decided to move away form England. They end up living in the La Push Rreservation where they soon get caught up in the wolf pack. There is sure to be trouble for them both but can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,318 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
Together Strong by foreverpadfoot reviews
She was the quiet nerd, he the popular hottie. But a magic bond soon formed one day in Spanish class. The story of Kim and Jared, how they imprinted and how the dealt with the challenges of the Twilight saga.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Rainy Days And Tuesdays Always Get Me Down by itslikenature reviews
Kim is worried about Jared because he has missed school but when she drives by his house looking for him something happens to change her life forever. This is written for the TeamSOB “Rain Scene” Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Sucks To Be ME by platowasabore reviews
Around the time that I found myself standing over the silently writhing Jared, the most popular guy in school, on the ground after i just kicked him in the groin one thought made itself most prominent in my mind 'Why me' Kim/Jared
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,972 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Kim, Jared
The Pieces by KiwiPants reviews
She had never let anyone in for a very long time. She was stubborn and righteous and hard. She had plans and control. But he stripped all of that away and remade her. A Jared and Kim story. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,139 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Jared, Kim
Brownie Points by ColorTuesdayBlack reviews
I had just moved to La Push and already I was persuaded to go to a boring bonfire, partied with loser high schoolers, dragged to a stranger's house, and nearly attacked by some psychotic guy. And it all happened just because I stole his brownies. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,330 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Paul - Complete
When You Go by Living Masquerade reviews
Natalie doesn't understand why her family has to move back to La Push, but within a matter of days it all becomes clear...a bit too clear. Can she be just friends with Paul as she claims? Or will everyone around her prove her wrong? Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,280 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Paul - Complete
A Twist In My Story by New-Perspective22 reviews
"Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can sure feel it." Kim loves Jared, but soon realizes he will never feel the same. But then he comes back to school, and her world is suddenly flipped from normal to anything but it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,400 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Love Remains the Same by robinsongirl reviews
JaredxKim Will Kim believe Jared when he tells her the truth, or will she think it's just another prank on the outcast? My First Posted Twilight Fic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
The Unexpected Win by The Purple Sea Lion reviews
What the heck was his problem? The ass told me to cut my hair, try a little-make-up, and put on pants to hide my butt. Two weeks later he's acting like I'm his sun. I took your advice, now beat it! K/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,036 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Jared, Kim
Sweetly Addicted by LovesTheHeat reviews
A Jared and Kim story. “Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do, will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, will never...never forget it.” - Curtis Judalet
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,223 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Jared, Kim
When Life Gives You Lemons by cards-kc reviews
A typical Kim and Jared Story with a twist on Kim's personality. Slight crossover from other stories. First FanFiction EVER. Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kim, Jared
Now, my life is complete by jasperslover reviews
A Jared Imprinting story. Jared at first doesn't like kim and disses her. What happens when she is the one that he happens to imprint on? Will she ever forgive him? TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kim, Jared
The Forever Part by Julix121 reviews
Kim always liked Jared, even when she hated him. She is determined to get over him, even if that is the last thing he wants her to do. Can he win her over? KimXJared imprint story. Review please. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,485 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Beautiful stranger by Nem White reviews
Mollie travels to the USA with her best friend Sarah, they are set apon by a vampire. Mollie is rescued by Sams pack just in time, though Sarah doesnt make it. She eventually gets to know her rescuers and is lucky enough to find love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Embry - Complete
Out Of Control by Bible Chick reviews
I hate Paul. I mean, he knocked out my best friend. So why does he keep giving me those really intense looks? PaulxOC."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Paul
You Did What On Me? by DancinAlways416 reviews
Kim has always liked Jared. She knows it's pointless until one day he looks at her, and he just can't look away. He tells her his secrets, she tells him hers. Life is perfect for Kim, as long as Jared is there to pick her up when life pushes her down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,963 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Dreams Come True? by emmettsmyfave reviews
So Jared comes back from an extended absense, and notices Kim, who secretly has secretly had a crush on him. But what happens when you add an abusive father, an uncaring mother, and a overjoyed grandmother who knows into the picture?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,937 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
There's Nothing Funny About Imprinting by Bible Chick reviews
You know what my motto use to be go with the flow eat well and laugh, and then I imprinted and there's nothing funny about imprinting. EmbryXOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,138 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Embry
All My Loving by MainlyMaddison reviews
Maybe Kim isn't as shy as everyone thinks. This is my version of how Kim and Jared got together and how their relationship grows through time. Kim/Jared!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,232 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
You're the one I love to hate by deadlybeautiful reviews
Paul's imprint story. Paul/OC -started before BD-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,440 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Paul - Complete
Imperfection by Kitsune-Miko-Tenshi reviews
No drama there.It was just a girl he'd sat next to in school every day for a year and never looked at twice.And then, after he changed, he saw her again and never looked away. Jared and Kim have it perfect, but what if that perfection shattered? Jared/Kim
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jared, Kim
Took Your Time Loving Me by Bible Chick reviews
So I'm not going to say that I didn't have a crush on him cause I did, do I guess but I wasn't expecting for him to start noticing me I wasn't expecting my whole world to change I wasn't expecting him too fall in love too and I wasn't expecting True Love
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,647 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete
A Million Reasons by SeeLJRead reviews
A Jared and Kim love story, basic plot with my own twists and turns tossed in and Sixteen Candles Influence. I enjoyed writing it and I hope it shows. As always the story is better than the Summary, so please give it a shot? Slow to start but gets better.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,838 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Jared Imprints by Ha-LoCo reviews
What happens when Jared sees and imprints on Kim his first day back at school? How will she react? What's going on in Kim's life and will Jared be able to save her? A Jared imprints story. Read and Review. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,665 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Inches Away by CrystalBrooke reviews
Do you know," Jared said slowly. "I've sat next to you all year and I haven't a clue what your name is?" My heart sank. Of course he had no idea who I was. I was stupid to think every feeling I had was reciprocated. Kim/Jared. My 1st fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,396 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kim, Jared - Complete