Ofdensen is happy to be back with his boy. He throws himself into his work with more fervor than before, but Pickles thinks he's working much too hard for just recovering from almost dying and convinces him to go drinking with the band. More inside!

formly known as totaldramaisland4ever. Courtney's parents sold her soul to reaper who is a boy with a green mohawk. Only to find out she has to marry him and have his child. Slowly, Courtney finds out the truth about him and all his terrible secrects.

Murderface's bass playing hasn't exactly been on par lately. Offdensen decides to call him a teacher. But does she have the strength to stay in Mordhaus while dealing with not only Murderface, but all of Dethklok? OC x Offdensen. Third Person POV. Chapter 12 up!

2D is sick and tired of the way Murdoc treats him. The confrontation doesn't go as expected... WARNING; SMUT AND DRUG USE. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.

Toki decides to get to know the drummer a little better. The results could be explosive. Toki/Pickles: a delightful blend of cute and crazy.

-¿Y como estas tán seguro de eso?- Pregutó Charles. -Porque sólo sirven para follar, a menos que sean feas.- Dijo Skwisgaar con una sonrisa de triunfo... -¿Quieres apostar? DethGirls wiil rock for Revenge!

Oneshot. Peter Kowalski is a small, weak boy, who relies on Gary Smith, an ADD-inflicted, dysfunctional teen, to save him from any trouble that he may get into.

Pickles is a teenager living with his parents. One fateful summer his father sends him to a reform school in Norway, where he meets up with another young boy named Toki Wartooth. Teenage Pickles/Toki slash.

Murdoc no logra conciliar el sueño, como todas las noches, gracias a aquellos recuerdos y pesadillas no dejan de atormentarlo. Tal vez,en aquel frío y duro corazón,late un doloroso sentimiento

Petey finds a book that seems like it might be pretty useful in diagnosing whatever makes Gary act like...well, himself. But of course it can't be so simple, especially when Gary sees it and decides to mess with Petey's head a little. Slash everywhere!

bueno un yahoi de MurdocX2D si no les gusta este tipo de fics les recomiendo que no lo lean no se traumen

Toki has always looked up to and wished that he could be Skwisgaar, but when the time comes for him to prove himself he takes things a little too far in his desperate search to personify godly perfection. Toki/Skwisgaar Pickles/Toki Toki/Ofdensen slash

Set Pre-Dethklok, an unlucky Charles, who starts off as a timid law clerk, meets Nathan and his life gets turned upside down as his apartment slowly becomes a halfway home for wayward musicians. SLASH

After an Apocalypse destroys most of the Earth and its people, the only ones left to carry on are Nathan, Toki, and Pickles. Will the three be able to stay together and overcome the last days of the Earth? Pickles/Toki slash.

After years of being put down and feeling unloved, Eunice finds herself in Happy Volts Asylum and discovers that things may not be bad as she thought. Eunice/Gary oneshot. AU. No dialogue.

Courtney Kirsten llega a un nuevo colegio. Allí hace nuevos amigos. Todo parece bastante bien, hasta que conoce a cierto chico punk que hará mas interesante su vida. Horrible sumary, pero buena historia.

Toki's life thru the point of view of his Deddy Bear. Somehow thru the madness of fame and drunk sex, Toki manages to fall prey to Skwisgaar's charm, Nathan's brutality, & Pickles kind concern. MAINLY a Pickles/Toki slash.

In the 80s a young Charlie meets Pickles during his time with SNB, which results in his following the band on tour as a groupie. P/C, Candy/Snizzy, Pickles/Tony, and more.

When Toki quits the band and tries to go back to Norway, Pickles is forced to go along with him and pull him back into the world of Dethklok. Their journey ends up leading them thru the countryside of Ireland. Pickles/Toki slash.

When the Toki begins to lose himself a struggle for his life, Pickles is the only one he can turn to. Can the drummer save the guitarist from suicide, cancer, and the traumatizing memories from both of their pasts? Pickles/Toki slash.

A few weeks before Pickles' 35th birthday, Toki begins to realize that he's gay... Yes, another wonderful Pickles/Toki slash, because it's adorable.

A few Christmas-related slash stories pairing:Pickles/Toki, Pickles/Nathan, Skwisgaar/Toki, Pickles/Ofdensen, Skwisgaar/Pickles, Nathan/Toki, Ofdensen/Toki, Nathan/Skwisgaar, Pickles/Toki/Skwisgaar. Yeah, I know it's a lot. Wanted to satisfy everyone.

Toki and Skwisgaar have been together since the day they met, but lately problems have been arising in their relationship. When Pickles is the only person Toki can turn to, will discover that he's given his heart to the wrong person? Pickles/Toki slash

Chapter 2 is up! The band's faced many things that have threatened, harmed, and even scared them. But now they're about to face the most frightening thing of all: Ofdensen's past.

The men of Mordhaus are in a state of lethargy, and blame it on Nathan. Skwisgaar is faced with a dilemma: Figure out the problem himself, or deal with Twinkletits again. Lots of slash. Nathan/Skwisgaar AND Pickles/Toki. M for language, sex, drinking.

After the death of his pet cat, Toki embarks on a search for answers and God. Quickly he discovers that the only person he can turn to or depend on is Pickles. Pickles/Toki slash. Yay.

It's Toki's birthday and Pickles has no clue what to give him. In desperation, he gives Toki the right to 3 'free' wishes-he'll do ANYTHING the guitarist asks of him. Pickles/Toki slash

After a freezing concert in Norway, Dethklok finally comes across just what the band needs-a rhythm guitarist. They find this in Toki Wartooth, a young, ignorant 19 year-old. Pickles/Toki SLASH.

When everyone in Dethklok except Pickles loses their memories, the drummer convinces Toki that they're sleeping with each other. When the truth is revealed will Pickles be able to save their relationship? SLASH

After Toki's death, Pickles has difficulty accepting the fact that his love is really gone forever. Can he and the rest of Dethklok pull together and help each other thru their grief? SLASH. Read and review, please.

Murderface decides to take up a new hobby.

The story behind Stripper!Toki of Renovationklok

Murderface/Pickles slash. Guys drunk kiss each other all the time, don't they?

After an incident involving his parents, Gary is allowed to leave the Asylum. Although it contains NO sexual themes, I rated it 'M' for some strong language near the end. My first story x3

A vague retelling of Cinderella with Nathan as the title character, Charles as prince charming and the rest of the band as the world's least competent fairy godmothers. Slash.

The students of Bullworth Academy go on a field trip. It's just a weekend of camping - what can possibly go wrong? Hint: ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

Nicky wants to see what Rod does on the internet.

Grieving, stricken and losing control of his own mind, Gary returns to the one thing he can remember in his life that stayed constant. Petey/Gary, rated T for swearing and such. I'm not very good at summaries.

A random romance scene i wrote between Derby and Bif, not sure if i should actually continue it as a story, but let me know what you think :D

Skwisgaar has the Klokateers build him a time machine, but when he goes back in time and meets child-Toki, he risks changing not only the past, but the present as well... Rated T for a few swear words and the mention of drinking alcohol.

The boys need to conserve body heat and thngs happen.

T/MF. Yeah, you read it right. People request strange things. Anyway, I don't own Metalocalypse so don't sue me.

He hated that Nicky had said those things about him to the neighbours. He hated that he hadn't been better at hiding it from everyone. But in the end.... Rod couldn't hide it. And it hurt so much.... he was ready to let it destroy him. Rated for Language.

During Seth's wedding reception, Pickles can't help but wonder why his brother is carrying around and hiding one of his old inhalers while Skwisgaar is stuck babysitting a wasted Norwegian... again. [Oneshot]

What if the ending had Petey facing Gary instead of Jimmy?

He’s all right with pretending. He’s been pretending for a year that he and Gary are still friends, after all. Gary/Petey, no happy ending.

Craving are hard to break but addictions are nearly impossible. Bif couldn't hold back his feelings for Derby, but now everything's become unravelled and for someone, it's the end of their story." Slash ensures. Has M rated scenes.

Under heavy editing. After that fateful night in the Bell Tower, Gary Smith vowed revenge on Jimmy Hopkins. He won't stop until he has Jimmy's blood on his hands.

Ricky's depressed about his ex-girlfriend again and feels like his world is destoyed. Luckily for him, a very trusted friend comes along to cheer him up. Ricky/Norton fluffy slash. :p I had a very flufftastic moodset to write this. :D

#05 Songfic: Nothing and Nowhere - Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton. SLASH! JimmyGord. Some years after the end of the game, Jimmy and Gord meet again by chance.

Fallin' for no woman ain't worth a damn when you got a reputation to uphold and another woman back in the junkyard, but the boeh was getting older, and he wasn't getting any younger..might as well get him some while he still got it. Squidbillies

Metalocalypse/Drawn Together fic. After winning a challenge, the house-mates get the prize - an evening with Dethklok!