Sooo, what's to be said? i live in Newmarket the most boring place anywhere and have pig head teachers! I like to write (obviously) and I love music! My favorite band is Nirvana (because they ROCK! And they beat every little Nickleback-I-sing-through-my-nose-and-make-a-weird-noise-come-out-my-mouth band), I shop at Value Village and am an all-around freak. I love the musical hair (which you should totaly check out because it's hilarious and sad at the same time)Oh and I'm thirteen! Actualy, having just had my birthday, I'm fourteen.

Favorite Names;(yes it's pathetic and random, but I'm pathetic and random)

Johnny~Sid~Nancy~Kurt~Michelle~Billy~Justine~Agnus(don't ask)~Spiffee(who rox ma sox) and Chen(yes! i rock!)

Favorite bands;

Bad Religion-Greenday-Guns n' Roses-Hole-Nirvana-Melvins-Sex Pistols-INXS-Stone Temple Pilots-Marilyn Manson-Mettalica-Janis Joplin-Pearl Jam-Garbage-Everclear- Red Hot Chili Peppers-Ozzy-Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin. (Only to name a few of course)

Okay, those are my favorites.I LOVE music and playing guitar (even though I suck). And remember: Canada Rocks (actually I hate Canada but I live there so I'm supposed to be all, go Canada, sigh). That's it...rolls eyes in a bored way read my stories...the stories I like and remember to always. always review.

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There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,

And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin

I'm on my time with everyone
I have very bad posture

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea
I'm anemic royalty

Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
So I can sigh enternally
I'm so tired I can't sleep
I'm a liar and a thief

Sit and drink pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty
I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry-flavored antacids
Pennyroyal Tea-Nirvana

And the sky was made of amethyst And all the stars were just like little fish You should learn when to go You should learn how to say no Might last a day Minus forever Might last a day, yeah Minus forever When they get what they want They never want it again When they get what they want They never want it again Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to And the sky was all violet I want it again, but violent More violence Yeah, I'm the one with no soul One above and one below Might last a day Minus forever Might last a day, yeah Minus forever When they get what they want They never want it again When they get what they want They never want it again Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to Go on, take everything Take everything, I dare you to I told you from the start Just how this would end When I get what I want I never want it again Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to Spin a lie in your mind, you're mine, forever... Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to Go on, take everything Take everything, I want you to Go on, take everything Take everything Take everything Take everything
Violet-Hole

To my mistakes, to my mistakes of cowardice
She shimmy shakes, the jimmy jakes of consequence
Born of the airs and dues, my airs of madness do declare
That it's ok, it's love
It's what you wanted to see, it's who you wanted to be
For what you needed to need, she'll make it up
Love, it's who you know
Machine gun blues, her vacant rush is so steel
I'm unaware, lost inside your visions
I got mine too over, I got mine and I got you
Cause I know you, you're love
It's what you wanted to see, it's who you wanted to be
For what you needed to need, she'll make it up
Love, it's who you know
Can I look up to you as you look down on me
Can I feel in to you as you felt in to me
I can't help what you see, I can't help but to be
For what I needed to need, she'll make it
Love, it's who you know
-Love, Smashing Pumpkins

Cry baby, cry baby, cry baby,
Honey, welcome back home.

I know she told you,
Honey I know she told you that she loved you
Much more than I did,
But all I know is that she left you,
And you swear that you just don’t know why,
But you know, honey I’ll always,
I’ll always be around if you ever want me
Come on and cry, cry baby, cry baby, cry baby,
Oh honey, welcome back home.

Don’t you know, honey,
Ain’t nobody ever gonna love you
The way I try to do ?
Who’ll take all your pain,
Honey, your heartache, too ?
And if you need me, you know
That I’ll always be around if you ever want me
Come on and cry, cry baby, cry baby, cry baby,
Oh daddy, like you always saying to do.

And when you walk around the world, babe,
You said you’d try to look for the end of the road

You might find out later that the road’ll end in Detroit,
Honey, the road’ll even end in Kathmandu.
You can go all around the world
Trying to find something to do with your life, baby,
When you only gotta do one thing well,
You only gotta do one thing well to make it in this world, babe.
You got a woman waiting for you there,
All you ever gotta do is be a good man one time to one woman
And that’ll be the end of the road, babe,
I know you got more tears to share, babe,
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
And cry, cry baby, cry baby, cry baby.

And if you ever feel a little lonely, dear,
I want you to come on, come on to your mama now,
And if you ever want a little love of a woman
Come on and baby baby baby babe babe baby now
Cry baby yeah.
Crybaby-Janis Joplin

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feeling disappears
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
-Hurt, Johnny Cash

I can see my teenage father standing straight on a desolate corner,
in the shadow of tentacled towers by the red light of America,
I imagine how his mother felt when she heard that her husband was dying,
and that underground heroes of the tarmac shooting smack were blowing up worlds

and Damned out loud,
he, can you tell me how does it feel?

yeah, tell me, can you imagine, for a second,
doing anything that you don't have to?
well that's what I'm accustomed to so hooray for me

when I slept with stony faces on the riverbank,
my angeldevil reveller shook me desperately in dying,
I don't exactly want to apologize for anything, and now
we're all mad and tangled in secret rooms with roman candles,
on an endless graveyard train

yeah, tell me, can you imagine, for a second, doing
anything just 'cuz you want to?
well, that's just what I do so hooray for me

yeah, I was dreaming through the "howzlife", yawning,
car black, when she told me "mad and meaningless as ever..",
and a song came on my radio like a cemetery rhyme,
for a million crying corpses in their tragedy of respectable existence

oh, yeah, I'm not respectable, and never sensible,
I've been incredible so damned irascible
and I like the things I do so hooray for me
-Hoory for Me, Bad Religion

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Man, are you bored yet? Do you like, really want me to keep going? I can, you know, I can go on like this forever and never get bored, maybe, just for fun, I'll putinside jokes and lists of things...man this will be fun...if your still paying attention that is,

If I had ma way ya'll'd be shot! lol Jess, Damn straight! Hell yes and THE CHEN!

Black Boys are like chocholate lol Emily!

Trees are pretty and green, lol Christine

Are you high? lol Alexis

Hey man, you smell like shit...must be all that black.

Cheesie-lol to most who read the story, Jess, Emmers, Christine, Taylor and...just about everybody. Including Jamie and not Nole.

You like banging people for fun? Anyone who was there...

A B C D E F...KABOOOM! ha ha Emmers (and Bearcroft's class even though you don't get it)

C'mon! lol Jess and Monique

Na na na-na-na na Na na na-na-na na NEW! he he he Emms

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The top five coolest people ever!
1) Kurt Cobain
2)Axl Rose
3)Courtney Love
4)This guy who rides the bus every morning with a combover
5)Ollie, who works at Ollies and is very enthusiaatic and spazzy

The top five most annoying people ever
1)My teachers-The Cow and his Shadow to be exact, those who live here get it exactly
2)Kyla
3)Krista/ The Katelyn Girl
4)Jenn...sorry but pissing me off is your fucking specialty
5)My family...can. you. say. overly. happy.?

Top five most awsome songs
1)Dive-Nirvana
2)Girl-Beck
3)Doll Part-Hole
4)Bullet With Butterfly Wings-Smashing Pumpkins
5)Hurt-Johnny Cash

Top five most annoying things
1)Mike's hair
2)People who don't realize that non-conformity is a conformity in itself
3)People who are all like, omg, look at her shirt!
4)Rabbits
5)The word l-o-v-e

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I like scissors guys, I have lot's, some cut in squiggly lines, or jagged lines, and they're diffrent colours.

I like Saftey Pins...they're so beautiful...

I also LOVE my baby-my guitar dumbass, I DON'T have a real baby!

Ohhhhhhh and Trevy, Loveya 3

Well, well, it seems I've run out of things to say, man this is old, i'm bored, soooo...whatever I guess...

Well...bye! Kisses!