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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,873 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and Childish Things by Type-00 reviews
Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,581 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,441 - Follows: 14,355 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,792 - Follows: 11,272 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Lone Child by Firepanther2000 reviews
AU. James and Lily Potter never died and Harry was sent to an orphange at birth. 5 years later James (Harry) defeats Voldemort with some extraordinary powers. Now James is off to Hogwarts with his best friend Triss Summers. COMPLETE! Lone Child: Second Edition is now up with SIGNIFICANT changes! And be sure to check out my new novel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 181,349 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Hero by Neotonix reviews
Genius Extraordinare Naruto is flung through dimensions as he lands into the canon Naruto world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,979 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Naruto U.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3510 - Favs: 6,686 - Follows: 7,146 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Team Dropout by sublimerocker reviews
Sakura's parents are killed in the Kyuubi attack. She is sent to the Orphanage along with Naruto. Forced together at a much earlier age, their personalites and abilites change. How will Naruto, Sakura, and Shikamaru fair as the "dropout" team? NaruSaku,AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,519 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5751 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 7,764 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,636 - Follows: 15,157 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Healing Hands by Oruma Yar reviews
Harry, indignant over Remus Lupin's resignation at the end of his third year, has an epiphany-and channel his "saving-people-thing" differently. He wants to become a Healer. Ch-19 Confrontations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P.
Where the Trees meet the Mountains by HistorianoftheKais reviews
Before Naruto’s birth, Minato had to promise his first born child’s hand in marriage to an Iwa noble clan in order to end the Third Shinobi War. Now Naruto Namikaze must grow up dealing with being the son of a Kage, a Jincurriki, and an engaged man
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,677 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Gaara: Maniac Girl of the Desert by Hentai Hater reviews
She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 543 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 4,370 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Place in Time by Magic Shade reviews
Naruto is thrown back in time once the world is destroyed. Waking up Two years before he originally graduated the Academy, Naruto sets out to correct his future. Non-Yaoi. No Pairings as of now. AU. A different take on Time Traveling Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,281 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15583 - Favs: 9,662 - Follows: 7,357 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,888 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Happiness Comes to Those Who Are Diligent by Collaterally Damaging Pen reviews
Once again we visit our severly down-on-his-luck, butler-in-debt who has been working diligently to pay off his massive debt which is only pocket change in Nagi and Maria's eyes. Through stupidity and coincidence, Hayate eventually finds a way to pay...
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hayate
Naruto:Reborn by MrWriterWriter reviews
A second jutsu in the Forbidden Scroll enables Naruto to become a new man, literally. StrongNaruto. NarutoHarem. Rated for violence, language, and some suggestive references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: The Legendary Shinobi by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Since the First Great Ninja War, kunoichi have proved themselves to be superior than shinobi. So in a modern all-kunoichi Konoha, Naruto will rise as a man amongst women and prove to the world that 'badass' is not sexist. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cutting the Deck by cyrusII reviews
AU. Cards. Naruto's pretty good with cards. Well saying he was pretty good at cards is like saying "Jiraiya is a bit of a perv" or "The Hokage Monument is sorta tall". Good just don't cover it. Wanna find out how good he is? Well, you're just a click away
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Mind's Eye by MuhiTatsu reviews
AU NaruHarem. In this story, Naruto is taught a power that the ninja have never before seen from a very unusual teacher. A tale comprised of action, comedy, a little romance and things that are fun to read. Please give it a try!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,451 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.