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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

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anachronism by strangegoingson reviews
In an attempt to save a devastated future, Naruto Uzumaki travels back in time, determined to change the fate of the world. Several years in the past, on the night Uzushiogakure is to be destroyed by Kirigakure, a helpful stranger appears in front of the Uzukage. *F/M, M/M, F/F*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 184,308 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2h - Published: 7/11 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Team Seven, OC
Harry Potter: Return of the Death Walker by WhiteDevilMGN reviews
After a thousand Years of death and isolation Harry Potter will perform a ritual on his search of peace and slumber only to return back to when it all began. With knowledge and experience no ten year old should possess and his memories in a jumble Harry must ready himself and the world for the War that is to come. Further plot to be detailed inside. Lemon Multi:Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,890 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7h - Published: 7/15 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W.
Sealkeeper: He Who Binds by Eyazahrid reviews
His sister may have been given the Kyuubi, but armed with Namikaze Minato's greatest sealing masterpiece, Uzumaki Naruto will carve his way through the shinobi world- one body at a time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 96 - Words: 635,070 - Reviews: 7060 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 7,201 - Updated: 10h - Published: 12/4/2015 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U.
Withered Wizard by BlazeRider222 reviews
Sometimes, listening to advice helps. For Harry, a few chosen words turn his world around. Becoming the hero he was meant to be, but he will do it in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,121 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 15h - Published: 12/8/2018 - Harry P.
The Second String by Eider Down reviews
Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in the past, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort. Some slash much later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 344,965 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 7/22/2018 - Harry P., Gideon P., Aberforth D.
Doing Hermione a Favour by RagingHero reviews
Hermione needs to go back home quickly at the start of 'Order of the Phoenix', and asks Tonks to take her place that day. Tonks tries to fool Harry that she is the real Hermione, and things quickly escalate from there...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 6/26 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Daphne G.
Dobby's Deceit by La Morraine reviews
What if Dobby bound himself to Harry without Harry knowing about it? How would that influence the story? [Harry/Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 215,857 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dobby
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by haikenedge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,704 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 3/10 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D.
Eventful Summer by Harry50 reviews
"Dumbledore said that we shouldn't write to you so that the owls would not give out your address. I argued that you needed your friends as much as you needed the security, but he dismissed my words. Then I thought that neither he nor the enemy would be able to trace phone calls." (Harry,Hermione) Updated every other week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,892 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 6/22 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Gōsutoai by TheDeadGirlRisen reviews
Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 116,049 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,179 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Harry's Watch by crazybrit1987 reviews
Harry found a very special watch in his vault before his third year. now He is going to have some fun with it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,002 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 6/27 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P.]
Sign here for ANBU by Zabzab reviews
When a mere boy can outprank and outrun an entire village of shinobi, it speaks volume about his talent, no matter what his detractors would say. Dragon, ANBU commander of Konohagakure no Sato, understands that well and decides ANBU is the place for Naruto. AU-Ish, ANBU!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,748 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 3/13 - Naruto U., Hana I., Yugao U., Yamato
Harry Potter and the Magical Guardian by Sursr reviews
What if Lily and Petunia had been able to reconcile while Lily was still early in school? If the two remained close until Lily was forced to go into hiding? What impact would that have on a certain headmaster's plan to have a young Harry enter the magical world hoping for an escape? What if Harry knew a lot about his mother, and wanted to be like her rather than his famous father?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,222 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 6/10 - Harry P., Hermione G., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Friends? Since when? by xHinaLovex reviews
It's not like they had kept their friendship a secret, but when its discovery leads to a misunderstanding, chaos ensues in Konoha. Friendship - mainly SasuHina (they will only be friends), accompanied by the rest of the Konoha 12 / Romance - NaruHina and probably some SasuSaku. Rated T for some mild language and possible suggestive material
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,828 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Sasuke U.
One Hit Ninja by Redyoshi14 reviews
There's something to be said about being too strong. Once you have the ability to do anything you want, you find that you don't really want to do anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,805 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Bodacious Bodyguard by MazzyStarShip reviews
When Tonks is forced to go undercover as Harry's bodyguard at Hogwarts, chaos ensues. Who ever said that fighting Dark Lords couldn't be fun? Slow-building Harry/Tonks. Fifth year. Rated M for crude humor and a few adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,075 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/14/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Ron W., Hermione G.
Reluctant Ally by Harry50 reviews
At age seven, Harry wants to control his "freakishness". A book in the library calls to him. He finds that he needs to get stronger in order to control what is probably magic that causes all those unexplained events near him. That brings some unexpected changes to his life. Petunia, [Harry, Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 12/29/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Petunia D.
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,697 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
A Year Too Soon by NHunter reviews
Somehow, young Harry Potter got enrolled into Hogwarts a whole year earlier than expected. And this small alteration changes the fate of the whole Wizarding world... ••• AU story and, eventually, M-rated ••• Minor bashing of various characters is possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,610 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.
Normality by imperial queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore left a baby on a doorstep in the middle of the night, and a perfectly normal family lost the thing they valued most. Harry Potter grew up with the Dursleys, and they weren't always the worst guardians ever, but fear and anger make people do awful things. A look at why the Dursleys treated Harry the way they did and how that treatment might have changed over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,290 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Last Prayer by GraeFoxx reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is the right voice to help you realize the greatness within and conquer the painful evil without. Uzumaki Naruto's voice of promise just so happens to be his own... from the future. Warning: Lemons, Moral Ambiguity, Gray Area Decisions, Slow Build, and Harem. Naruto w/ Kurenai, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, Temari, Mabui, Samui, and Mei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 237,590 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 3/18 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Kurenai Y.
Harry Potter and the Rule of Three by NCP18 reviews
On a trip to St. Mungo's to check on Moody after the Tournament, Amelia Bones sees a badly injured child in one of the beds. From that random encounter, everything changes. With a powerful ally fighting for him for once, not to mention growing affection from two lovely witches, Harry starts building his own family and begins to reach his true potential. Enemies beware. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 218,643 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 4,889 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 1/1 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] Amelia B.
There Will Be No Foolish Wand Waving by kgfinkel reviews
Petunia Evans always wanted to be just like Lily. The thought of learning magic would make her giddy with excitement. However a rejection letter from the headmaster of Hogwarts blew that dream out the window. What would've happened instead if the wife of the owner of Flourish and Blott's had taken a bit of pity and shown Petunia that you didn't need a wand to do magic?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,303 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 12/3/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lily Evans P., Petunia D.
Harry Potter - Prince of Lust by GodsShadow reviews
A twist of fate led Lily Potter to give birth to a very special child. A Magical Creature, nearly extinct. An Incubus. If the 'The Power the Dark Lord knows not...' Is Love, how will things change with a Creature of Love being Chosen? Harry x Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,673 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 11/26/2018 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P.]
Seventh Slip Backward by Esparia reviews
If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 128,107 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U.
The Black Apple by TokehGecko reviews
"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,423 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,690 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hamura Ō.
Essential member by Pelican182 reviews
Every member of the team was important. There was not doubt about it, but being the sole female member of a ninja team made you almost essential. Pure smut inside. Warnings: Lemons, language, and adult situations. A Narutoxmulitply but mainly from Sakura's point of view. Rewrite
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,996 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Second Chance by GwendolynStacy reviews
Shikamaru is back, war flashbacks and everything. But no matter his foreknowledge, changing the future is not as easy as he thought. His Hokage being set back to a snot nosed brat that reacts bewildered to any form of affection does not help. At all. Meanwhile, Gaara is thrown back to being avoided and feared, while being tormented by a voice urging him to kill every step he takes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,777 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Gaara
Harry Potter, et al, and the Keystone Council by OlegGunnarsson reviews
All his life, Harry Potter had heard voices inside his head. He never expected to learn that the voices were his own. Five different Harry Potters, from five different worlds, must work together to survive life, school, and the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 181,058 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Harry P.
Well this is Different? by Blackwal reviews
Jaune's Semblance has activated and he is about to restart his life, long ago helost track of how many lives he has lived. Though this trip proves to be different, for the first time ever someone has gone back with him. Jaune for the first time is not alone as he prepares to face off against Cinder and her allies with Yang at his back does he finally have a real chance?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 316,937 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 2/15/2017 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.]
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 2 by Fulcon reviews
It was done. The two biggest secrets in Konoha were out. Now, at max level, and wanted by Konoha, our favorite minmaxer has to do the impossible: Break the Cycle of Hatred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,238 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 3/4 - [Anko M., OC] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 5,056 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,142 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 5,993 - Follows: 7,038 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Genin Blues by PR0F.GMK reviews
Naruto has just graduated from the academy and has become a Genin. Follow him on his adventure to become a Ninja as he faces the dangerous foes across the Ninja world while finding himself becoming closer to some of the Women in his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 207,079 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kushina U., Naruko U.
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 6/23 - Harry P. - Complete
Name of the Game by Winter Lord reviews
"I thought once" said Harry Potter. "That the knowledge that this universe - and everything contained within it - was nothing but a game for my entertainment, my redemption, would break Dumbledore." He was silent for a while, then sighed softly. "I fear, now, that it may break me." A slow, grim Gamer fic unlike any that you have ever read before. Chess is easy. Life is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,847 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Harry P.
The Paradox Coven by bayushi reviews
The sequel to The Rose Paradox is here! Rose, Harry, and their coven finally go to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,360 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 3/22 - Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7659 - Favs: 14,758 - Follows: 17,855 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Gamer Arc by SmilingJester reviews
Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up one day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,166 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Jaune A.
Silver by Imyoshi reviews
Forced to admit that Crocea Mors didn't feel right in his hands—no matter how he held it—Jaune Arc struggled to overcome this obstacle through the insane idea that Aura could become more than just the armor that protected him. Barriers broke as he pushed past the limits of what Aura was capable of, creating and forging his very own weapons from the manifestation of his soul.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 399,935 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 5,361 - Follows: 5,884 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Trapped in a Broom-Closet by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Two people become the victims of a sordid prank that changes their lives forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,600 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 5,664 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Return of the Samsara by Hamp24 reviews
Hagoromo grew tired of the repetitive cycle. Indra tried to take over the world, Ashura stopped him. Their respective reincarnations continued that same cycle. Having enough, Hagoromo decided to break it by giving all of his power to the next Ashura Reincarnation. How does the Narutoverse change with such an action? Let's find out. (Starts at Chunin Exam Arc and continues onward)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,755 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Naruto U.
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 5/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,149 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,418 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
A Slytherin way of being by catchingafallingstar reviews
At the end of his third year at Hogwarts, while recovering after the final escape of Sirius Black, Harry received an unexpected visit which would not only change his life upside-down, but also affect all the magical world in time. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,078 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Harry P., Luna L., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,720 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 5,037 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
Time Travel? What The Fuck? by dragonpyre reviews
Basically, Team 7 vs. Kaguya, final smack down. Then suddenly POOF they're twelve again and waiting to meet their sensei on team assignment day. With no way to get back they decide to stop the war before it begins, and maybe save some people along the way. But they're twelve, how are they supposed to do that? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,398 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,964 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/23/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Whispers in the Night by Jean11089 reviews
Words have more power than we think. Thoughts & dreams can be revealed to those closest to us, to those we want to know more of, & to our greatest enemies. A single act of kindness, a single word can change someone's entire world. Join Harry on another adventure through his time at Hogwarts where even the quietest whispers can make a difference. Harry/Multi. Mature for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 715,429 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 6,991 - Follows: 8,175 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Blood of Thy Enemy by Jenkt5 reviews
Regulus unexpectedly survives his retrieval of Slytherin's locket from the cave. After feeling Voldemort's summons to his rebirth and coming face to face with his brother after nearly sixteen years, will he be able to keep old ties severed? Begins Post-GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,873 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B.
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 9,271 - Follows: 11,307 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,873 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 8,891 - Follows: 8,623 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Rose Paradox by bayushi reviews
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The world seemed to move in slow motion, as Rose Potter, the girl-who-lived, and many other less pleasant titles, watched as the blasting spell hit her godmother, she watched her slowly being thrown in the veil's direction. Until a mysterious green-eyed boy changed everything! AU! Harry and Female Harry (Rose), Harem! M for a reason Evil Hermione, senile Dumbl
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,665 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/20/2018 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
It's all in the Cards by ss250 reviews
Some shinobi use kunai, others use their fists. For Naruto, his claim to fame will be something the shinobi world has never seen before. For Naruto, it's all in the cards! Fuuinjutsu!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,782 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Naruto U., Team Seven
What You Knead by Agent Malkere reviews
It started, as most things did in Kakashi's life, with a mission gone wrong. (In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,067 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/12 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Two Little Words by Kender Speak reviews
In third year, Hermione is rapidly succumbing to the stress of her workload. Harry corners her in the common room, late at night, and demands to know what's wrong. Two little words will send her on a journey of self discovery as she finds a new dynamic to explore. The only question remaining is, will Harry be the man she needs him to be? Contains BDSM, D/s, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 131,341 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Brightest Witch by Neptune20 reviews
Hermione has built the reputation of being the brightest witch of her age by the end of third year, and this had opened many opportunities for her. Many choices. But what if she only wants to make one choice... for someone else to make those choices for her? Contains smut, incest, watersports, and other kinks. You've been warned. More than just smut though.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,476 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/8/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Mrs. Granger
Muggleborn Teacher by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Keith Brackwood was disillusioned with the wizarding world. So he, like many other muggleborns, returned to the muggle world and after taking his A-levels and finishing university he took a position at a small primary school in Little Whinging. He couldn't have foreseen how this decision would influence the fate of the savior of Wizarding Britain. Child Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,308 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 5,326 - Follows: 6,977 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, Arabella F.
Stuck on an Island with My Ex-Demon Tenant by Yangster reviews
So... Escaping from that brat's seal did not go exactly as she had planned. Now she is stuck on some stupid island with the knuckleheaded monkey as her only source of entertainment. Will he end up annoying her to the point where she kills him or will something else happen? As for him, all he can really think about is how the Nine-Tailed Fox went from a demon to a beautiful woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/12 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Shattered World by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
This story had been discontinued, any who wish to continue it or take parts from it are free to do so.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,671 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 3,964 - Follows: 4,457 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Naruto U., Blake B., Pyrrha N.] Neo - Complete
The Mysteries of Magic by collinsworth reviews
Saving the Philosopher's Stone opened Harry's eyes to a greater spectrum. Sometimes, all it takes for someone to grow is a dash of trust and a dollop of inspiration. Harry returns for his fourth year amidst the threat of the Dark Lord and a veil long parted—and his eyes are full of stars.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,110 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Harry P.
All For One by The One True Pervert reviews
When the Forbidden Scroll Incident takes a lethal turn, Kurama, the Kyubi no Kitsune, is forced to use the concept of Synergy in order to assure his continued existence, even if that means no longer being exactly himself. The expression "The Whole is Greater than the Sum of its Parts" never rang truer. AU. 'Naruto'/Big Harem. Plot with smut. Eventually BAMF OP 'Naruto'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,416 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 12/19/2018 - Naruto U.
Innocence by LaughingLefou reviews
She didn't want much out of a relationship. Just someone willing to submit to her. Someone willing to love her. Someone...innocent. (Rated M for Smuttiness and general Naughtiness) ((Cover art by Exvnir))
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,035 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Jaune A., Neo] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Scoop of a Lifetime by Soleneus reviews
If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,929 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Harry P., Rita S.
Three's Company by Lothlorien.Lullaby reviews
Three might just be one to many for this unrequited love story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Role Playing Arc - Abuse the Game by Lord Table reviews
Jaune Arc, average teenager, less than average fighter, and absolutely pitiful hunter, has been blessed with the abilities of 'The Gamer.' And this ability includes everything an average RPG would contain, such as loot, quests, and yes, exploits. How will Jaune Arc, the "Meh of Arc" ever catch up to his peers? Let's be honest, we all know how this is happening. (Game, Strong Jaune)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 11/27/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Jaune A., Team JNPR
Prodigy by Xapham reviews
With a mind beyond his years, Harry Potter enters a world of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is not an average student, though, and the powers that be are not content to let him hide his nose away in a book. Waylaid upon from all sides, Harry finds that this new world demands far more from him than he is used to and he has to determine how much he is willing to give.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,440 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., N. Tonks
30 Days of Nothing the Changed the World by bishop2420 reviews
The Class is called seduction and for at least two generations it has added nothing to the quality of the Ninja in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Now due to the early promotion of a prude, Mitarashi Anko is the new instructor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 177,972 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Anko M.
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4050 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 6,481 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Knight Takes Kingpiece by Twisted Fate MK 2 reviews
Jaune Arc must return home and gather his strength, to stand against all comers. Ozpin, Salem, Adam, Ironwood. From Vale, to Atlas and beyond, Jaune is done being used, manipulated, and taken to do other's will. Now? His future is his own. Uncaring for titles like Hunstman, he will protect what is his. No matter the cost.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,854 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 10/10/2018 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Jaune A. - Complete
Cold Smithing by Jester Seraph reviews
Dust knows why she took the course—something to do with it being "good to know how to repair your own weapon," as if she didn't have the funds and manpower to have people fix it for her—but now the only thing, the only one, standing between Weiss Schnee and a failing grade in Rudimentary Machine Shop was her red-headed dolt of a partner.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,236 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 3,474 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 13,014 - Follows: 13,032 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Master of Shadows by ShiKuVeSiAquEn reviews
Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,758 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Dick in Crazy by Yojimbra reviews
He had no idea how she was alive, but damn did she make a convincing argument. Naruto x Tayuya. Basically sex and... actually just sex. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2018 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Hinata H.] - Complete
The Fifth Maiden by Inthretis reviews
After the fall of Vale, Penny is brought back online as a sophisticated mass surveillance system. Her goal: find Ozpin and Cinder, stop the White Fang, save the world. Unfortunately for General Ironwood and Penny's father, turning an AI into an all-seeing supercomputer wasn't a perfect idea. What's a real girl to do when she obtains the equivalent powers of a maiden?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,630 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Penny P., J. Ironwood, Winter S. - Complete
Love Your Enemy by aresu reviews
Iwa and Konoha have hated each other since the third great ninja war. What happens when events unfold that forces Iwa's most promising Kunoichi and Konoha's number one most surprising ninja to spend time together? Will they be able to overcome the hatred that shackles their nations or are they destined to be enemies forever?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 331,030 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 3,960 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi]
A Fox's Touch by Astroman1000 reviews
Naruto couldn't find his way back to his teammates after being knocked away by Orochimaru. He eventually finds them while Sakura is fighting for her life against the team from Sound. Unfortunately Sakura is fatally injured and Naruto has to make a decision that will change her life, and his, forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,557 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11410 - Favs: 11,330 - Follows: 10,805 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Rolls Off The Tongue by RareNyte reviews
"Just one kiss, right?" Jaune had never been a ladies' man, but with the discovery of his incredibly odd semblance which means he is forced to kiss a different girl each week in order to keep it, he may very well be forced to become one. (Auditions for some voice acting, PM for details )
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,003 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cinder F., Team RWBY
Multiplayer by NeoShadows reviews
Life is a game. In an attempt to save a friend during the Breach, Jaune Arc died. Brought back to life with powers of a Gamer, he must now attempt to beat the game called life. He's not alone though. Every win or lose ends in a Reset, so how will he beat a game that never ends?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 754,052 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Jaune A.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Department of Magical Integration by Ornery Otter reviews
In the wake of the Blood War the Magical world is on the verge of being discovered. In an effort to foster positive opinion, the idea to precede the intro to the magical world to non-magicals as a VRMMO is proposed. Harry is determined to enjoy the anonymity and have a blast. Inspired by SAO and Esama's 'Off the Line' VRMMO stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,388 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Path that Loops by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Sometimes our lives seem to loop. Mine just happens to Loop with consequences. OC Self Insert Semi Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 296,541 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Always Check Your Medicine by Kir C reviews
Wounded by the third Hokage, Orochimaru decides to speed up his plans, the only problem, he has taken the wrong pills. Now Naruto has to discover how Orochimaru's accident will impact him. Begins just before the Tsunade retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 4/5/2018 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
hacker Magician: Smoke by Myrddin de Celestis reviews
Harry Potter was an 'evil' genius. He dreamt of getting all of his enemies from the light to the dark. He saw magic as if it was digital, and treated it as such to hack the world of magic and change their world. He walks within Smoke and Mirrors, the trickster of tricksters. Hero her villain, he is disorder and a new strength to the corrupt world of magic, incorruptible!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,442 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Daphne G., Astoria G.]
Harry Potter's most excellent adventure by wolfd890 reviews
The boy who lived simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's Hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,879 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 11/16/2015 - J. O'Neill, Vala, Harry P.
Harry Potter and Libromancy by Mist of Rainbows reviews
While running from Duddley's gang Harry finds a magical book that opens all sorts of worlds for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,909 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Daughter's Difference by Dyton reviews
Mirai Trunks, seeing as this was his final trip to the past, decides to bring the daughter that Gohan never met in his time. He decides to leave Pan, so she may have a better life here with the others. How will the presence of his future daughter affect a grieving Gohan? Will he be able to balance studies, training, and being a father or not? "Dad at 11 years old, are you serious…"
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 166,585 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Gohan, Videl, Pan
Genjutsu Gone Right by SandStormHero reviews
Attempting a common genjutsu, without meaning to Naruto ends up using too much power spreading it across his village. And Possibly further. Waking up the next day, he finds those around him responding to his words a bit more strongly than before. NO SLASH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,770 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Warlock Alchemist by Bluemane reviews
"Will you wield greatness gently?" Harry was told the truth of the strange events around him by Petunia at an early age. However, the result of him exploring his magic led to Dudley's tenth birthday ending rather differently. A near death experience leads to an encounter with a far more sinister Truth. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. Innocence is no exception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,719 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Nicolas F., Perenelle F.
Head Space by Yojimbra reviews
During her training with Tsunade Sakura starts to have very vivid daydreams about Naruto and herself on his training trip. Meanwhile, Naruto has to deal with the fact that whenever he uses his Shadow Clone Jutsu an irritable Sakura appears. Narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,191 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,933 - Follows: 13,035 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 600,256 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 9/1/2017 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4607 - Favs: 12,748 - Follows: 14,081 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9287 - Favs: 8,215 - Follows: 6,779 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Fates Be Changed by The Homing Pigeon reviews
An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 349,121 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 7,533 - Follows: 7,287 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Call Me Moriarty by ProfessorScrooge reviews
Jasmine Potter came out of her abusive childhood somewhat changed, showing a few sociopathic tendencies. When she lays eyes upon the wizarding world she sees oppurtunity, and decides to take up the mantle of her favourite villain. The balance of power shifts as the chessboard is shaken up by a new player. But what of her foil, Miss Granger? AU,OOC, F/F, Fem!HarryxHermione pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,311 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Blonding by EndoplasmicPanda reviews
Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,259 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 4,162 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Boruto U. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 8,485 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,730 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
A Brother by The Right Stop reviews
Many have heard the story of Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki, the Sage of Six Paths, but barely any have heard the story of his brother Naruto Ōtsutsuki, the Elemental Sage. God-like Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 478,851 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 3,986 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Hamura Ō. - Complete
Unwinnable by LaughingLefou reviews
This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,803 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 3,998 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Jaune A.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,661 - Follows: 11,398 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Soul Mirror by Archontruth reviews
The Kyuubi has granted a wish Naruto never should have made. Now he must come to terms with a terrible power he cannot control. Allies and enemies alike are in the crosshairs as Naruto delves into the lost past of a dead village seeking to understand the Kyuubi's malicious gift before it destroys everything – and everyone – he has fought for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 392,578 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Plus One by Team Dragon Star reviews
Tired of being pursued by the gold-digging, glory-seeking, Satan obsessed freaks of the world, Videl will resort to the only method open to a celebrity like her to find Mr. Right.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 148,015 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Gohan, Videl
A Prank? by PrinceMittens reviews
Naruto ends up in his 12 year old body. Armed with near unparalleled power, there is much he could change. Whether those changes would affect the future for better or for worse is uncertain. In fact, the entire world that he was now in was probably one huge prank. There's no way he'd been sent back in time because time travel is impossible.. right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,972 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem by Glee-chan reviews
After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself being even more famous than he was before. Returning to Hogwarts for the finally time, there doesn't seem to be an end to the amount of beautiful girls who want to physically thank him. This is an Adult alternative-timeline Book 8, filled what-ifs and hook-ups. Strong sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,385 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Cho C., Pansy P. - Complete
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 16,216 - Follows: 19,002 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Under the Radar by Hipstergecko reviews
Gohan is living life as a secret superhero, but Videl is making it her business to find him out! How will Gohan manage her and Saiyan hormones? Will he fess up? Or will he try to live his life -puts on sunglasses- "Under the Radar"? *applause* Thank you! Thank you! And GOODNIGHT! G/V obviously. Rated T because adult situations and language in later chapters. COMPLETE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,830 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 14,592 - Follows: 12,156 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Ajin by superbob55 reviews
It turns out that immortality isn't all that it's cracked up to be, leading to a pretty rocky start for one Jaune Arc. Jaune sees a curse. Everyone else sees potential. Jaune just hoped that he'd stop having to see his insides by the time this was all over. Bits of gore. Ye be warned!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,767 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Jaune A.
The Demon's Disciple by Iwik reviews
7 Years after Cell, Gohan is entering High School! Will he be able to make some friends, or is it a recipe for disaster sending him to Satan City? Everything up to Goku's decision to stay death happened, after that things will deviate. Gohan has stepped up as Protector, with some help from characters who were underdeveloped in the original series. Enjoy! Romance later in the story.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,079 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Gohan, Videl]
Try, Try, Tri Again Wizard Tournament by kklusmeier reviews
Harry dies unexpectedly in the graveyard at the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, struck down by Voldemort. Fate, preoccupied, delegates Harry's case. Instead of sending Harry on, Harry is sent back in time and into a time loop to fix his destiny... Too bad killing Voldemort is part of the 'end loop' conditions... *I do not own Harry Potter or the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,884 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 4,529 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Transcending by Snapers reviews
After defeating his brother Indra, Ashura, the youngest son of Hagoromo Otsutsuki, tries to stop Zetsu before he can wreak havoc on the world. He failed. And in a twist of fate, the heir to the six paths is thrown into the future... right into the mind of a young Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,296 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Ashura Ō.
A Looped Story by lin4t reviews
When Naruto woke up on graduation day, he didn't expect things to do wrong. He especially did not expect Mizuki was a traitor and even more so that Iruka would die and did die for him. But when that happened, why did he wake up back on graduation day? What was happening? What was going on? All Naruto knew was...he was stuck in some Time Loop.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,712 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Haku
For the Record by James Locklear reviews
For the entirety of his three years at Beacon, Jaune has not won a single practice duel against his classmates. When Pyrrha convinces Blake to help her find out why, they discover his rare semblance- and all the danger that comes with it. New cover art by the talented Exvnir!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,770 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Blake B., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 5,760 - Follows: 6,484 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 4,061 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hero Time by Reiders reviews
Happily ever after. Something fairy tales exult. Something people yearn for, a goal to achieve. So how come he was sent back. He knew that he couldn't interfere too much or he would risk their happily ever after. Even if he had to do it again, Jaune Arc would ensure that those he cared about would achieve their happy ending. Even if he wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,126 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Blake B., Glynda G., Jaune A., Cinder F.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 10,161 - Follows: 11,983 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 5,960 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Soul's Reflection by xT-Zealot reviews
"It's not every day that friends are able to come together like this. Time has a way of testing our bonds, but it's nights like these that can help keep them stronger than ever. Nights like these are ones we'll never forget." -Soulbound Semi-AU/Pseudo-Novelization- -Completed-
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 222,514 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Weiss S., Ruby R. - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
The Perfect Jutsu by serpentguy reviews
The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,266 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Naruto U.
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,777 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
The Pact by Mangolgo reviews
A wiser, friendlier Kurama lends his wisdom and powers to help Naruto achieve his dreams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,288 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Season of Change by Branchwraith reviews
There were only a few things in Harry Potter's life that were absolutes. He was the son of Lily and James Potter and that he was born male. What happens when he discovers the truth. AU Strong/Independent, Gender-Switch, Fem!Harry, Fem!Slash Mature Themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 111,108 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Luna L., N. Tonks
A Big Problem by Vaguely Defined Entity reviews
A certain blond-haired boy wanted to become a ninja, but instead became a multi-tailed demonic fox bigger than a building. Great power and great responsibility, sure, but usually the power isn't so hard to turn off, or so inconvenient in everyday life...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,780 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Movement You Need by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Everything is different for Team Seven after the forest of death, and it all has to do with two seals. One forces the members to get closer than they ever wanted to be. Ever. The other changes Naruto's life for the better. How much will these two different seals alter Naruto's path?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,137 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N., Team Seven
Soulbound by xT-Zealot reviews
"These teammates will be with you for the rest of your time here at Beacon, so it is in your best interest to be paired with someone with whom you can work well. That being said, the first person you make eye contact with after landing will be your partner for the next four years." [Pseudo-Novelization] -Completed-
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 242,228 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Magic in Ordinary by Runt the Brave reviews
Two hundred and three Students. One ordinary boy. One night sleep walking. A splash of dementor motivation. The Patronus Charm. Third year fiction, dealing with dementors, memories, friends, and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 153,129 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Experiments in Empathy by Jasticus reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,636 - Follows: 15,157 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Advice by atom-of-ice reviews
Several days after becoming a team Sakura is depressed by another of Sasuke’s rejections and turns to Naruto expecting to be uplifted by his crush. What she gets instead may change her whole outlook on life and her purpose in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 194,088 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,806 - Follows: 6,613 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete