Hey there. I'm Lynnie. I like to roleplay, write stories, and draw. I roleplay warriors, twilight, high school, wolf, and a couple more. I like writing stories about realistic and fantasy things. I'd write anything really. Hmmm...

Lolz this is hilarious...so READ IT NAO!!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
(Thanks to LuciFerBlayke)

YOUR REAL NAME:

Lynnie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Lynizzle (lolwut?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Cat (?_?)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Dun have a middle name :(

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Coca Cola (lolwut?)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Ynalai (how awesome, ey?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Mari

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):

Monly

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Melody (lolwut? rofl)