As can probably tell from the line above, I'm absolutely pathetic. I'm just kidding. My favorite video game has to be The Legend of Zelda. The original. I consider myself to be a hardcore retro gamer. Some of my other favorites are Dig-Dug, Robotron 2084, Plague Inc, and Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. My favorite author is Charlie Higson. My favorite musician is Weird Al Yankovic. Anyway, that's about all I've got for you. If you have story suggestions, they are greatly appreciated. My final words are: "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" Did I surprise you? Good. Did I make you laugh? Good. Did I make you think that I'm insane. Good. It's very true. But I'm also a genius. Try to comprehend that with your feeble, mortal existence.

Stuff that I copy/pasted into my profile:

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?

Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the privilege.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Try not to cry when you read this next article:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Erisna Deathclaw, EeveeCelebi749, Celebi96,Renigadeblade, MagicMan123.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.

Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.