Greetings, Earth person.
Believe it or not, I am smarter than I look. Trust me, I'm a smarticle particle.

When we are alone on a starlit night, when by chance we see the migrating birds in autumn descending on a grove of junipers to rest and eat; when we see children in a moment when they are really children, when we know love in our own hearts; or when, like the Japanese poet, Basho, we hear an old frog land in a quiet pond with a solitary splash - at such times the awakening, the turning inside out of all values, the "newness," the emptiness and the purity of vision that make themselves evident, all these provide a glimpse of the cosmic dance. -Thomas Merton

Name: Blah blah huge bitch

Age: Somewhere between 7 and 10,349

Location: That chunk of landmass under Australia

Likes: Purple, Deer, typewriters, westerns, mustaches, Homestuck, Hetalia, Problem Sleuth, Reading and casually saying the word casually in every sentance, Casually.

Dislikes: Bicycles, butterflies, Your Mother, Volt boxes

Aim: To fart around like a prick and get away with it. Casually.