THINGS YA SHOULD KNOW BOUT MEH :

NAME: Anthyea (M/P: WELL DUH!!!!)

AGE: Pffffttt... y should i tell u?

B-DAY: 3/20/200_ (M/P: still not telling)

GENDER: Female (M/P: Single by the way)

NATIONALITY: Pure Filipina (M/P: Gotta problem with that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)

RELIGIONIf ya must know i'm an catholic

AND OTHER CRAP:

Meh is a major otaku... so all ya anime haters betta watch out

WHAT TO DO IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS

If life gives you lemons, make boiling water. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.
If life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" You might get something else.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesn't give you a worthless fruit.
If life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note, as emails can appear to be less sincere.
If life gives you lemons, suck out all of the vitamin C and yell "EAT THAT, LIFE!".
If life gives you lemons, collect them because one day life will stop and you will have the only source of food left.
If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons!
If life gives you lemons, sell them on eBay.
If life gives you lemons, when no one is looking, throw them through life's window and run away.
If life gives you lemons, experiment on them to see if you can make some zombie lemons.
If life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people with expensive cars.
If life gives you lemons, open a lemon stand and use the cash to buy a gun. We will see if life makes that mistake twice.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at the cops, run like hell, and hope you don't get taser-ed.
If life gives you lemons, dress up like life and hand them off to someone else.
If life gives you lemons, don't be surprised, because life's a bitch.
If life gives you lemons make lemon juice because she didn't give you the water or sugar to make lemonade.
If life gives you lemons, laugh at the guy who got the bag of dog poo.
If life gives you lemons, throw them away because we all know what happened last time somebody screwed with her fruit.
If life gives you lemons, throw the lemons in life's face, steal his wallet, and go shopping with all his credit cards.
If life gives you lemons, take a picture of him, because I wanna see what he looks like.
If life gives you lemons, start stalking life and contacting life in creepy ways until life gets a restraining order on you.
If life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.

If life gives you lemons, get mad! Who the hell does life think he is and where is he getting all these lemons...I bet he stole them from the Wal-Mart down the street! Say, "I don't want your dirty lemons! Take these lemons back before I sue you! What gave you the right to give me these damned lemons! I demand to see your manager! You shall rue the day you decided to give me your disgusting lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's going to make a combustible fluid and burn down your house! With the lemons!"

If life gives you lemons, see if you can trade it for a melon, than trade that for a plate, trade the plate for a computer mouse, trade the computer mouse for a keyboard, trade the keyboard for a webcam, trade the webcam for a router, trade the router for a television, trade the television for a Xbox, trade the Xbox for a laptop, trade the laptop for a rare expensive lawn gnome, trade the lawn gnome for a riding lawn mower, trade the lawn mower for a car, trade the car for an empty lot, trade the empty lot for some lumber and supplies… Yeah, I don't know where this is going, but at least I made you waste your timing reading it.

If life gives you lemons, stop wasting your time reading this list and go make some fucking lemonade.

Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)

Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.

Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.

Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"

Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.

Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.

The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

'' i love you'' Maria said ''well sorry i don't''

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A pillow

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

NARUTO

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:58

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:04

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My annoying sister and cousin fighting

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
4 o'clock, hanging out with a group of my friends at the city library. Getting tickled non-stop by Lara, Justin, and Kaye.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Opposites Attract fanfic

9. What are you wearing?

Red and orange trojan shirt and soft dark-blue jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

I rode nyan cat through the land of OOO while eating a doughnuts.Then ate the candy kingdom.Finn got mad at me for eating princess bubblegum and announced war to the anime world.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."
"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.--
Random things I'm gonna put in here because I feel like it
I laugh once! Ha! I laugh twice! Ha Ha! I laugh thrice! Ha Ha Ha! (is thrice a word...o.O)
Life is random, well guess what? SO AM I!!
Who else hates chain letters? I hate chain letters! They annoy the crap outta me! I mean, I don't care if some dead girl shows up in my room at midnight trying to kill me, i'll just shoot her and go back to bed.
I may not look like much, but im a pro at pretending to be a ninja!
One word: Chocolate.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

.:Don't read this:.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(damn, but i have a whole stash in
my basement that were just right to process)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

FAVORITE ANIMES:

1.Shugo Chara

2.Special A

3.NARUTO

...And other crap i dont wanna say cuase i'm lazy