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Joined 09-09-09, id: 2078545, Profile Updated: 10-30-09

Hey there everyone, my name is Beth Padfoot.

I am a crazy, over the top, over dramatic Harry Potter fan though I love Sirius Black more I have an i-pod named Gertrude and a laptop named Squiggie. I am a sugar-holic and my fav lollie would be... cola flavoured lolliepops ;)

My three most awsome friends are Julia Prongs, Giorgia Snape and EJam. We are all overly obsessed with Harry Potter, but mainly James and Lily stories. My mates and I are constantly talking about these fan fics and pissing the rest of our friends off with our constant ramblings. I am very much in love with Sirius Black (he is the man of my dreams) just like Julia Prongs is in love with James Potter (the first), Giorgia Snape is in love with Sev Snape and EJam is in love with Remus Lupin.

I am wanting to write a couple of fics but have no idea what to write about and dont really have time with school. HA being sarcastic. School has nothing to do with it I'm just extreeeeemly lazy :)

QUOTE OF THE DAY

(Either quotes from fics or quotes from my mates)

"I want the babies of Sirius Black" - Beth Padfoot

Ships

1. James and Lily - Ummmmm... no I don’t think so ( sarcasm ) they are perfect

2. Sirius and Lily - Maybe if it’s to help James get the balls to do something to get Lily to love him

3. Remus and Lily - I'm not sure whether tht would work or not but I don’t think it could be too bad

4.Sirius and someone - hell yes as long as they are exactly like me because I am perfect for him

5. Remus and Tonks- they are soooooooooooo cute together

6. Peter and anyone - EWWWWWWWWWWWW I HATE THE SLIMEY TOE-RAG TREACHEROUS LITTLE GIT WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF. I WANT TO KILL HIM!! I HATE HIM SOOO MUCH. HE KILLED JAMES AND LILY AND HE BROKE SIRIUS' HEART BY KILLING THEM. I HOPE HE SUFFERS IN HELL!!

7. I honestly dont care about Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione

An awesome little song

The soil is a soft as a pillow

The grass is a blanket to keep you warm

The leavs on the trees to cool you

And the blue skys toeep you from harm

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50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Forbidden Necessities by ActAppalled reviews
Entering 7th year of Hogwarts, Hermione is pleased to be Head Girl. But the shocking choice for Head Boy leaves her breathless. What happens when a tumble of confusing feelings leaves Hermione - and Draco - wanting more? HGDM Rated M for sex and language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,841 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blackmail at it's Best by alosercanwin reviews
What started out an accident turned to secret Hogsmeade trips and the begining of a relationship noone seemed to notice... except 1. With blackmail & the threat of Voldemort finding out, the 2 have a choice. Forget they ever happened, or fight to the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,677 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Journal by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel now up! "Since you are a journal and therefor can't judge me..." *"I’ll never break your heart.” “You cant promise that.”* "Maybe you're confusing your pride with denial. Stubbornness with fear. And even possibly your hatred with your love"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,930 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Leather Bound by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel to The Journal. “I’ve just gotten you, don’t let me lose you already.” Lily continues her 'flashback's and crazy rantings in her new pretty leather bound journal. Recommend reading The Journal first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,056 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Time I Brought Home a Malfoy for Christmas by sprstarinfrance reviews
There were a few things I knew being a Weasley I couldn't do, and bringing a Malfoy home for Christmas is one of them. This should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fire & Ice by brent360 reviews
A new generation of the young, beautiful, and privileged now rule the halls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Amidst the academic and social intrigues, the paths of two gorgeous young men collide as they embark on a sexually intense journey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,436 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Love by johnnydicaprio reviews
Me and Potter? Please. Don't make laugh. Of course I haven't just kissed James Potter. Of course I'm not running away from him as fast as my legs will carry me. Don't be ridiculous. Who told you this atrocious lie? I promise I'll only kill them a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Head to Head by malfoymaiden reviews
Head duties, planning balls, patrolling, bickering: normal behavior. Kissing in closets, dancing, snogging the DADA teacher, becoming friends: ? It's everyone's favorite Head Boy and Girl! Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,375 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Only if you go out with me, Evans by NeverAPrefect reviews
I was a horrid, horrid person. A miserable excuse for a friend. It should have been the easiest thing. Tell the boy you hate that your best mate fancies him. But I couldn't. Why? Because I fancied James Potter. Er...SINCE WHEN, LILY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Slytherin's Grope by badgirl-250 reviews
Malfoy and Hermione oneshot, Hermione is woken to Malfoy on top of her, groping a feel...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Completely Manly Journal of James Potter by opungo reviews
Mum bought this stupid thing for me. Something about 'writing down my school experiences'. She basically bought me a diary! Wait, no. This is a JOURNAL. The completely manly journal of James Potter. Set in Marauder's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Marauder's Secret by floss bucket reviews
When Lily finds Sirius Black at the top of the Astronomy Tower, she learns things she'd never expected about him. Strictly platonic Sirius/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4171 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Confessions of a Redhead by The Potter Identity reviews
What with school, boys, hormones, boys, puberty, boys, egotistical boys, boys, tests, boys, the dark lord, boys, my life is pretty hard to handle. But I do my best. Welcome to my world....chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,046 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
What to Do When: A Guide To Surviving Hogwarts by Moony8193 reviews
After his insane seven years at Hogwarts, James Potter has decided to write a guide to survive everything from Hagrid's cooking to when crazed squirrels attack your Potions class. Hilarious, if I do say so myself. James POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
For Always by Moony8193 reviews
Lily and James' funeral, main character is Remus. ONESHOT, sequelish to For Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Please Don't Hex Me Baby! by E.A. Hopkins reviews
Oneshot! Lily and James share an interesting conversation about France, boy's hygiene, Quidditch, stealing cauldrons, treacle pudding and bludgers. And no, I'm not insane.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Broom Closet of Passion by The Potter Identity reviews
James and Lily oneshot. McGonagall gets an eyeful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Prongs and the RedHaired Wench by The Potter Identity reviews
Christmas Eve with complications. James and Lily oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
50 ways to annoy the piss out of James Potter by TheSaraMonster reviews
The title says it all.....Muwahahahahahahahahaha!.....Reted M just to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Rebel by Jewels5 reviews
Sixteen and reckless, with smooth black hair, greyblue eyes, and a personality that screamed “Motorcycle.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Love This Feeling by BlueEyesCry reviews
-:COMPLETE:- A Touch, A Spark, after 5 years of total and complete hate. A Christmas Holiday that I would never forget and a ring that fit so perfectly. It all leads to these words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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